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Saturday, April 03, 2021

Democrats lose by winning

A reader pointed out that Democrats are the minority in the Senate because there are 50 Republican senators but only 48 Democrat ones, as Bernie Sanders and Angus King insist they are independents.

Now that he's safe, Hunter admits the truth. Sorta

Now that his dad is president and the FBI won't touch his laptop with a 10-foot pole, Hunter Biden is willing to admit that yes his laptop filled with child porn and documentation of his graft.

The media is willing to admit it too.

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And that excited Penguins fan grew up to become Mayor Bill Peduto.

Friday, April 02, 2021

Illegals are the worst parents in the world

The New York Times meant its story to cast illegal aliens in a sympathetic light. But as I read it, I realized that illegal aliens are the worst parents in the world because they abandon their children and leave them to fend for themselves among child rapists and thieves.

Democrats near a civil war


The detestable House Democrat Jim Clyburn took on the detestable Senate Democrat Joe Manchin in a HuffPo interview in which Clyburn implied that Manchin is rayyyyyyycist for opposing the repeal of the filibuster.

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Anticipation hands.

Thursday, April 01, 2021

Lefties attack Obama

Latin Americans are protesting changing the name of Thomas Jefferson Middle School in Waukegan, Illinois, to Obama Middle School because Obama put kids in cages.

They now call him the Deporter in Chief.

Chauvin case shows we need a jury protection service

The New York Times ran a story this week, "Who are the Jurors in the Derek Chauvin case?" Its not so subtle message to the jury was we know who you are, we know where you live, and we know you don't want any mostly peaceful protesters showing up at your door.

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Quote of the Day from AOC: "It's not a border crisis, it's an imperialism crisis."

Yes, America is such a lousy place that millions are trying to overrun our border to come in.

Wednesday, March 31, 2021

Newspapers don't cover City Hall

The Atlanta Journal Constitution reported, "Atlanta mayor addresses crime fighting in 2021 State of the City address."

Blame Democrats for the stomping of Asians

On Tuesday, the New York Post broke the story that rocked Gotham. A big brute knocked down and stomped an Asian woman near Times Square in broad daylight. A security guard watched, and did nothing. His manager got up and shut the door.

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BREAKING NEWS: We need to invent lunar panels.

Tuesday, March 30, 2021

Most Capitol protesters won't be jailed. Media angry

They hanged John Brown for his insurrection of December 2, 1859.

The fake one at the Capitol won't result in much punishment. It turns out, waving the flag inside the Capitol isn't a crime.

A Bushie now hates all Republicans

Five years ago, the DC conservatives tried to divide Republicans in an effort to elect Hillary. As you may have heard, that did not work. Bill Kristol and the rest of the Never Trumpers then spent his presidency knocking the man and his supporters.

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Jim Crow is a busy, busy man keeping black people from driving, boarding an airplane, getting married, etc.

But any law a Democrat dislikes now is Jim Crow. Never mind that Jim Crow kept the Democrats in power in the South for a century. Democrats have forgiven themselves.

Monday, March 29, 2021

NYT's expert on Middle East smacked down

The Algemeiner, a Jewish publication in New York, smacked Tom Friedman so hard, his face was swiveling like Daffy Duck's bill.

Friedman is the New York Times's triple-Pulitzer winner who presents himself as an expert on the Middle East. He is invariably wrong.

Biden's border cruelty

The professional bleeding hearts publicly speak against a border crisis. They moan about the fate of women and children. But the bleeding hearts planned and executed this crisis. They invited the cruelty by lying about President Emeritus Donald Trump.

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Byrd for 50+ years, now Manchin. These two senators did nothing for West Virginia, but they had personal power.

Saturday, March 27, 2021

Red China eyes Taiwan while our military goes for woke

The Fox headline succinctly summarized why suddenly, after 250 years of protecting the nation, the U.S. military suddenly is concerned about social justice rather than caring about defending the country.

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BREAKING NEWS: Joe Manchin's price was revealed. Biden agreed to let taxpayers pay it.