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Monday, November 21, 2022

Why Michelle cried racism

CICELY TYSON, 1962

Today's false claim of racism comes from Michelle Obama.

In pitching her latest book, she said Americans were not ready for her to braid her hair when she was the first lady.

She said, "Let me keep my hair straight. Let's get health care passed."

What a laughable self-serving claim that at once brands Americans as hopelessly racist, establishes her as the Joan of Arc of cornrows, and pretends that Americans did not have health care until her husband came along.

And of course, she is praised by liberals who pander to black people.

Hyperbae said, "Before the CROWN Act passed, former FLOTUS Michelle Obama wanted to wear her hair a braided hairstyle but knew the American people weren’t ready for that conversation during her earlier years as First Lady."

The Root said, "As she promotes her latest book, Obama opened up about her hair journey as the former first lady."

Poor Michelle Obama. She couldn't wear her hair as she wanted because of the klansmen in America. All both of them.

Of course had The Root researched the roots of cornrows, it would have found that 60 years ago, Cicely Tyson wore cornrows in the TV series East Side West Side starring George C. Scott. It didn't end her career. Tyson went on to win an Oscar, a Tony award and three prime-time Emmy awards.

In fact the only controversy over cornrows came 40 years ago when some black people cried cultural appropriation when Bo Derek wore cornrows in the film 10.

To be sure, black women straightened their hair for decades to fit in to white society. I get that they had to do that to get ahead, but those days ended long ago.

But straightening her hair was her choice. Even with a Harvard Law degree and a husband as president, Michelle Obama straightened her hair. I thought it an odd and dated hairstyle but I am of the you-do-you school of thought, as long as you do not harm others.

Now she contends she had to straighten her hair to get Obamacare passed. Given that it passed with Democrat votes only, she implies that Democrats were the racists because they were the only ones who could have stopped passage.

Missus Obama's slam on America is the latest example of successful black people crying racism. They do this to send a message to the rest of black America that white people are why black people cannot have nice things.

This explains Bubba Wallace's noose nonsense. He was at the time the top driver in NASCAR. Well, a black man who succeeds in a white-dominated sport runs against the narrative of victimhood liberals foist upon black people.

Jussie Smollett's bizarre tale of a 2 AM encounter in 4-degree weather by MAGA men in Chicago is another example.

Oprah had to go all the way to Austria to find a racist because no one in America would dare insult her. Sadly, Oprah found none but said a clerk in a purse shop refused to believe that a black woman could afford an expensive purse. Oprah made the mistake of naming the store and the clerk explained her English was poor and she misunderstood her.

I will give Oprah the benefit of the doubt but her complaint fell flat because even if true, it was one incident in 40 years.

I will also note that despite her newfound freedom to cornrow, Michelle Obama hasn't. She is letting her hair flow. That's good.

I say let it grow and get a Head and Shoulders endorsement deal like Troy Polamalu.

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My Substack column this week is "Thank the Lord for the Pilgrims."

https://donsurber.substack.com

66 comments:

  1. Barack's male companion is just one example of why this country is in such deep trouble.

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    1. Don tried sooooo hard to sell his “conservatives aren’t racist” spiel, then, right out of the box, his first reader to comment posts some idiotic racist conspiracy theory that a black woman looks like a man and secretly is one.

      Maybe you’re just a big fan of irony.

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    2. There is nothing racist about calling out Big Mike. Big Mike’s color has nothing to do with anything.

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    3. Yeah, you only accuse black women of looking mannish, but you’re not a racist.
      Don’s right - you guys would never go a step further and insult her hair. LOL

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    5. Admiral Rachael Levine looks Mannish too. Levine is not black.

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    6. And this makes your weird sex fantasies about Michelle Obama less racist how?

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    7. Does she get a commision everytime she espouses anti whitecracism???

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    8. Example of her attacking white people?

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    9. See article headline.....sheeshles!

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    10. In tossing The Race Card™ only proves you're incapable of defending your statements and is a weak attempt at trying to save face, virtue signal, and silence people.

      If you want to see a true raaaaacist just look in the mirror, Anonymous November 21, 2022 at 11:39 AM

      Loser.

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    11. “Race card” = what conservative perverts scream when called out for actual racist crap like saying black women look like men.

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    13. All high end shops have the customers ask to see the items; no items are pulled off the shelf by the consumer

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  2. Mike is smart enough to realize that cornrows don't really look that good on guys.

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  3. I would like to see a picture of Big Mike working at her no-show hospital job before Soetoro became president.

    I would bet the farm that she wore her hair the same way she wore it after Soetoro was elected.

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    1. Yeah, Don. Conservatives would never attack her appearance.

      Yet here are your readers calling her “Big Mike” for yuks and you’re fine with it.

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    2. Many more people than Don’s readers call Big Mike Big Mike.

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    3. Yeah, he’s fine with it. Get over it. Don is a “you do you” guy that will even allow commenters to personally attack one another, which rarely happened before the big influx of new readers after the midterms.

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    4. Anon the troll is just jealous big Mike's dick is bigger than his

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    5. Anonymous, did you have fruit punch today? Your tears are delicious! Cry MOAR!!!

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    6. It’s hilarious how you clowns still havent figured out that by immediately posting your bizarre “Big Mike” sex fantasies, you delivered a massive self own to Don’s entire silly “there’s no racism, cuz Cicely Tyson!” premise.

      Nicely done!

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    7. HaHaHa! Its so fun watching you cry like a widdle baby. Keep it up Loser!

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  4. Ahhh, Bo Derek in 10. Now that was a corn row to plow.

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  5. check halfway down the article.... she straightened her hair for a long long time.
    https://twitchy.com/fuzzychimp-313137/2022/11/19/wig-out-michelle-obama-straightened-her-hair-because-americans-werent-ready-for-her-natural-hair/

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  6. Maybe if she didn't straighten her hair she would not have been disbarred? I wonder if she talks about that in her book?

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  7. This woman needs help. I think most Americans don’t care about her hair style or her.

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    1. For sure! As if anyone and I mean ANYONE gave 2 squirts or even knew about her hair dilemma. After all, she publicly said the first time she was ever proud to be American, was when her hubby smooth talked his way into the WH. Was a senator from Illinois for a whole whopping 180 days.

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  8. She’s signaling that when SHE is inaugurated in January, 2025, she’ll finally break the nappy hair ceiling and wear corn rows in the White House.

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  9. Big Mike should emulate Beetlejuice Lightfoot's hair-do. Hawt!

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    1. Another totally not racist conservative, showing that Don was right when he said they would never, ever attack a black woman’s looks.

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    2. Don doesn't censor comments or he'd censor yours. Calling people racist on the basis of one or two statements is racist.

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    3. Yeah liberals never make fun of conservative men and women. I'll make fun of evil liberals like Big Mike, Beetlejuice, Gretch the Witch, Faux Kahontis, Chardonnay Hillary, etc. But I would never disrespect great black Americans like Candice Owens, Leo Terrell, Hershey Walker, the LT Governor of NC etc.
      So I'm prejudice not racist. I'm completely prejudice against Marxists that threaten our country, especially upity black Marxist who haven't done shit except suck off of the government teet

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    4. Marxism, huh? LOL

      1954 called. It wants its red scare back

      Why not just scream about the Kaiser and those durned Huns, while you’re at it, Gramps? It would be just as relevant.

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  10. My late wife who was part Cherokee (Documented)
    held Michelle is a lightweight intellect. She was handed her life of privilege and having everything. Handed to her.

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  11. let s think logically for a moment as difficult as that is for libs and dems....AMERICA ELECTED A BLACK MAN AS PRESIDENT....and his wife is afraid of racism AFTER he was elected...

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  12. So what was her excuse for having such a fat ass and unflattering clothes?

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    1. The fat ass helped absorb the pounding sensations while receiving and added pounding power while doing Obamao.
      EN2 SS

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    2. The fugly sharecropper clothes were simply because "it" has absolutely no class or sense of style, whatsoever.
      EN2 SS

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    3. Conservative men always feel compelled to post their butt sex fantasies they dream up. It’s all they think about.

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    4. Liberals always feel compelled to post their BDSM sex fantasies about conservative men. It's all they think about.

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  13. I had read that by continuing to straighten his/her/its hair, Micheal actually stopped climate change!!
    That is why the warming reversed and we are now headed toward an ice age...!!!
    Lof

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  14. Libs. She straightens her hair and that's not cultural appropriation?

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  15. So why isn't she braiding it now?

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    1. Why do you care?

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    2. Why are we even discussing this triviality?

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    3. Because Don is fixated on it and felt the need to blog about his obsession.

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  16. OK. So what is preventing her from doing it now? Hummmm.....

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  17. James Brown advised his fans "cut your process" way back in the 60s. And they did. All except Michelle.

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  18. She [Mrs. Obama] culturally appropriates Caucasian hair with her weave/wig. It also appears she is self--hating of her race, if she wants to look like another group and emulate it. zb

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  19. Harvard law graduate. IMPOSSIBLE.

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    1. Harvard law school isn't what it once was. Just ask any of the few dozen federal judges that said they would no longer accept any clerks from that institution.

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  20. Big Ass Mike is a great American. When he/she wasn't feeding school kids garbage, he/she was focusing on his/her hair-do. I remember standing next to him/her at a urinal once. You talk about "heads up". I washed my hands in shame! It kept reminding me of the movie "A Man Called Horse"!!!

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  21. I just want to see if Big Mike's man parts are bigger than Obama's.

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    1. You have really dumb obsessions, racist pervert.

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  22. I apologize, I shouldn't talk about a guy that really wants to get cornholed....Oh, "cornrows"...never mind!!!

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    1. You sound horny as all get out dreaming this stuff up.

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  23. I am an old woman and I remember Cicely Tyson. I thought her hair was pretty. When I was in college the Afro was very popular but most of the students who wore it were men. I can't help but notice that most white people don't care about black women's hair. It's other black women who throw shade at black women and their hair.

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  24. Big Mike O'Bammy, only two generations from slopping pigs all the way to the White House and he/she with her/his corncob head is worrying cornrow hair. Liar, liar pants on fire.

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  26. What really happened was they told "her" to wax the stache.

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