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Saturday, August 13, 2022

Highlights of the News

ITEM 1: The Washington Post said Trump stole nuclear codes.

Oh everyone knows the nuclear codes.

FOXTV. 

You get a MyPillow half off with every nuke you launch.

ITEM 2: Via Newsweek, Buzz Patterson was in charge of the nuclear football under Clinton. He tweeted, "For those who buy the lie that President Trump 'stole' nuclear codes. It doesn't work like that. Codes change when presidents change. It's not that intriguing."

Biden's code is 1234. It doesn't launch a missile but it does get him an ice cream cone.

ITEM 3: The Daily Wire reported, "New documents related to the FBI’s raid of former President Donald Trump’s Florida home do not explicitly mention nuclear weapons secrets, which The Washington Post reported agents were seeking in the Monday search.

"The U.S. District Court for the Southern District of Florida on Friday unsealed unredacted copies of the FBI search warrant and receipts of items taken from Mar-a-Lago Monday during an FBI raid on former President Donald Trump’s residence."

The Washington Post lied?

This only happens in every frigging story they have ever written about President Donald John Trump.

ITEM 4: Media-ite reported, "Breitbart Publishes Names of FBI Agents Involved in Mar-a-Lago Raid That DOJ Sought to Keep Hidden."

Good. It's called journalism.

Why protect bad cops? They and the politically appointed magistrate and Garland knew this was bullshit. They could have turned down the assignment because the whole thing is unconstitutional.

Breitbart reported, "The warrant that authorized the search of former President Donald Trump’s residence at Mar-a-Lago shows it was issued by U.S. Magistrate Judge Bruce Reinhart on Aug. 5, 2022, at 12:12 p.m.—nearly three full days before the Justice Department and FBI conducted a raid to execute it.

"The raid did not occur until the morning of Aug. 8, 2022, when federal agents from the FBI arrived at Mar-a-Lago to execute the search warrant."

They made sure the target of their unconstitutional raid was in New York giving a court-ordered deposition.

ITEM 5: Mean Girl Democrats blocked committee assignments for MTG.

That freed up lots and lots of time for her.

Look for them to assign her to every committee.

By the way, Jill had to explain to Joe that impeachment is not a new flavor of ice cream.

ITEM 6: AP reported, "Salman Rushdie, whose novel The Satanic Verses drew death threats from Iran’s leader in the 1980s, was stabbed in the neck and abdomen Friday by a man who rushed the stage as the author was about to give a lecture in western New York.

"A bloodied Rushdie, 75, was flown to a hospital and underwent surgery. His agent, Andrew Wylie, said the writer was on a ventilator Friday evening, with a damaged liver, severed nerves in an arm and an eye he was likely to lose.

"Police identified the attacker as Hadi Matar, 24, of Fairview, New Jersey. He was arrested at the scene and was awaiting arraignment. Matar was born a decade after The Satanic Verses was published. The motive for the attack was unclear, State police Maj. Eugene Staniszewski said."

No motive.

The press is run by idiots who think their readers and viewers are idiots.

Sometimes I see the press's point.

ITEM 7: Elizabeth Warren told Politico, "Everyone comes up to me and says, ‘I would vote for you, if you had a penis.’"

If she weren't a transphobic TERF, she would get one. 

ITEM 8: Paul Caron reported, "WSJ: Chinese Student Visas To U.S. Plunge 50% From Pre Pandemic Levels, Imperiling University Finances."

Yes with that $40 billion endowment fund, Harvard is really going to be strapped for cash.

Students from Red China are opting for England now. Why not? They can get that Maoist Woke crap at home without going to America.

ITEM 9: The Daily Wire reported, "The Ohio Supreme Court ruled on Tuesday that Oberlin College doesn’t have to pay the $36 million it was ordered to pay Gibson’s Bakery for defamation, at least while the college continues to appeal the earlier verdict.

"The ruling could mean the end of Gibson’s Bakery, a family-owned bakery that has operated in Oberlin, Ohio, since 1885. Oberlin was found to have defamed the bakery when the school supported and encouraged students falsely claiming the bakery was racist because the owner stopped some non-white students from shoplifting."

That's how the companies in company towns operate. Change the name to Oberlin Coal Company and you will see what I mean.

ITEM 10CNBC reported, "White House senior advisor Anita Dunn is being forced to divest an investment portfolio worth an estimated $16.8 million to $48.2 million that ethics attorneys say poses significant conflicts of interest in her new role."

She went from being canned by Obama in 2009 for being caught saying Mao is her hero to being worth $48 million just 13 years later.

Even OnlyFans girls don't make money that fast.

ITEM 11: A University of Wyoming poll found most Republicans want Harriet Hageman to be their new congresswoman and Liz Cheney to be the new co-host of The View.

ITEM 12: CBS reported, "U.S. transportation officials announced $2.2 billion for local infrastructure projects on Thursday, paving the way for new bridges, roads, bike lanes, railways and ports in scores of communities across the country."

Bike lanes?

We're the first nation to complete a transcontinental railway. We crisscrossed the nation with interstates. 

Now we are reduced to pedaling bicycles like some Third World country.

ITEM 13: The New York Post reported, "This Pennsylvania great-grandmother has 100 reasons to brag.

"Marguerite Koller, who is 99, welcomed her 100th great-grandchild into the supersized family recently just as she closes in on 100-years-old herself.

"Making the feat even more incredible, she almost became a nun before she instead chose to marry her husband William in 1942."

Many are called. Few are chosen. Some are given other tasks.

11 kids. 56 grands. 100 great-grands.

She was an only child.

ITEM 14: The Independent Sentinel reported, "A federal jury awarded Republican Roy Moore $8.2 million in damages Friday after finding that a Democratic super PAC defamed him in an advertisement during the 2017 U.S. Senate race in Alabama.

"Conservative Roy Moore had won the Senate primary. Democrats then set out to destroy his candidacy.

"Jurors found the Senate Majority PAC made false and defamatory statements against Moore in the ad that attempted to capitalize on a sexual misconduct accusation made against Moore during the 2017 race, Yahoo News reports."

The Washington Post Kavanaughed him.

Good luck finding this story in WaPo.

ITEM 15: The Epoch Times reported, "Arizona Gov. Doug Ducey has ordered 60 double-stacked shipping containers to be placed in border fence gaps near Yuma, the state’s busiest illegal border crossing area.

"The containers will be reinforced with concertina wire at the top, according to the governor, who issued an executive order for the work to begin on Aug. 12."

I want an actual wall like China has -- from sea to shining sea.

ITEM 16Deutsche Welle reported, "Sierra Leone president accuses protesters of insurrection."

For some reason, this story reminds me of those I-learned-it-from-you anti-drug ads in the 1980s.

FINALLY, before Donald John Trump became president, U.S. oil production had never topped 11 million barrels a day. Under Texas oilman George Walker Bush, production fell below 5 million barrels a day in August 2007 (the lowest in 58 years) and below 4 million in September 2008 (the lowest in 65 years). In fact, it topped 10 million only in October and November 1970.

But President Trump got the oil flowing. We set a record of 10,276,000 barrels in 2018 and it never was lower than that except in the covid pandemic panic month of May 2020 when it dipped slightly below 10 million barrels a day.

The pace has continued under Biden with only one below 10 million barrels a day month. The numbers are here.

So what gives with gasoline prices?

The supply has been there. $5 gasoline should not have happened. Was it a setup? Who knows?

109 comments:

  1. Randy says: Item 6: “[Salman Rushdie] was on a ventilator Friday evening” Unfortunately, 80% of people placed on a ventilator in the hospital are discharged through the morgue. Pray for him and his family. May God richly reward the people who tell the truth about the religion of Satan.

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    1. A 24-year-old finally got Rushie after all these years. I remember clear as a bell when the fatwa was proclaimed, not understanding any of it or what it meant at the time or what it would mean in the future. I am guessing the FBI will say that he was a lone wolf.

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    2. Registered Respiratory Therapist calls BS on “80% of ventilator patients are discharged through the morgue”. There is an overwhelming amount of misinformation in the media regarding ventilators in the wake of COVID. A ventilator is a valuable and essential piece of equipment that saves lives and the majority of patients are successfully weaned and extubated. Please don’t contribute to the fear-mongering and use professional, peer-reviewed sources for medical information.

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    3. I well remember when his book came out. My father said that the Satanic Verses were written by Mohammed. Rushdie only called it for what it was.
      There are many religions and many gods. There is only one path to heaven and the gate is narrow. All the other religions are products of Satan meant to mislead people .

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    4. LuAnn, the FBI are still busy fighting over Melania's underthings.

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    5. True, but I will be interested to see if this 24-year-old( who probably knows nothing of Rushdie or his book) labels him a lone wolf. What will the official explanation be? There's also the mental illness explanation.

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  2. Item 2: LOL! Put a bib on him tho...

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  3. Item 7: penis envy. "I'm gonna get me a beer." just didn't convince enough people.

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    1. I won't vote for her even if she had a beer tap on her back and shot pizzas out of her butt.

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    2. People tell her if only she didn't have a screeching voice she would be president.

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    3. Or, let me rephrase: If only you weren't a screeching harridan, you could be president.

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    4. It's her own fault she has no Dick...Buffalo Calves went and married a Bruce!!!

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  4. Item 4: Interesting that the magistrate who recused himself from the RICO lawsuit Trump filed against Clinton, Comey, Perkins Coie and others involved in Crossfire Hurricane was the same one who signed the warrant to raid Trump's home. Were they looking for what additional information Trump had against them? They knew what was in the declassified investigation report.

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    1. As Arte Johnson would say, verrrrry interesting.

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    2. As well as defending Lois Lerner of disappearing hard drive fame, and Epstein employees.
      Busy busy buckaroo.

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    3. You can be sure after four years plus of finding nothing on Trump that they could only be looking for the evidence that incriminates all of them. The frustrating thing for us is that this stuff never sees the light of day.

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  5. Randy says: Item 7: “Everyone comes up to me and says, ‘I would vote for you, if you had a penis.’” She can get one at any sex toy store, like Adam & Eve or Starship, either locally or online. She should get a big one and wave it around, so that everyone at her rallies and press conferences can see she has a penis.

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    1. I find it hard to believe that they did not mean “ if I had a brain”.

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    2. That’s what they said to her, but she associates a brain with a man.

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    3. Randy quotes:
      I could mine the finest minerals,

      Conferrin' with my generals,
      
A closet bolshevik;

      The rubes would all respect me
      
In four years they'd reelect me
      
If I only had a dick.

      I'd be more than just a token

      Of misogyny unspoken,
      
The carrot and the stick;
      
I would dance and be merry
      
I'd be scrappy, I'd be scary,
      If I only had a dick.
      (Sorry, I didn’t note the source.)

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    4. Randy says: I found the source:
      https://freebeacon.com/democrats/elizabeth-warren-penis-scandal/

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    5. I don't think she would know what to do if she had a penis.

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    6. Isn’t America great? Where else could someone like her without a brain get paid $350k to teach one college class?

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  6. Re: Gas Prices (last item)

    We don't burn oil in our cars. We burn gasoline (or diesel) that comes from a refinery. The US hasn't built a new refinery since the mid-1970's. Currently, refineries are either converting because the owners believe that refining gasoline is a time-limited market and not a good multi-decade breakeven investment, or they are currently running at 90+% capacity. Run your car at 90+% of the RPM redline day in and day out and see how long it lasts.

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    1. They were running at 95% during the $5 price. Now at 90% because demand dropped with the not-a-recession recession.

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    2. Randy says: I have to believe ethanol requirements have something to do with that. Taking refineries offline to “retool” for different seasons and to meet different states’ emission requirements means the gas doesn’t flow smoothly, lowering average production.

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    3. Over a million barrels a day of US refining capacity has been shut down over the past year and a half; some to economics and some to fire and explosion.

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  8. Item 15.....I not surprised just disappointed in Arizona and Texas s governors...they

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    1. Stupid pad....The governors and Americans knew in 2020 FJB plan to over run America with illegals. They waited until 2 years later to fortify the border. This is nothing more than reelection tricks by rino governors....so so sad. We deserve better

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    2. Same thing with changing some of the rules for the 2020 election. It was coming and not much was done.

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  9. Addendum to item 2 - when Joe says “Putin” he’s telling his handlers that his soiled diaper needs a change

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  10. Randy says: Item 13: “Marguerite Koller, who is 99, welcomed her 100th great-grandchild into the supersized family” Looking at the family photo in the linked story, you’ll note that she’s white. All of her kids are white. All of her grandkids and great-grandkids are white. “Be fruitful and multiply,” God said. “Abortion is freedom,” says Raphael Warnock and the Congressional Black Caucus.
    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/abortion-rights-black-leadership-protests_n_5ce45684e4b06f64624c1fb3

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  11. 12 - bike lanes are all we can afford. All of our money is going to democrats like Anita Dunn or Ukraine.

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    1. In west Los Aho Les, they took away car lanes, and set a barrier of giant concrete flower pots to set up bike lanes and managed to triple commute times. And lost the parking lane.
      Local merchants were severely pissed. The bicycle riders seem to be mostly bottom feeder asstorneys and google sociopathic employees.
      Let the good times roll.

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    2. In Montreal, we have plenty of bike lanes and bike rental pads that have eliminated parking. In the winter, when you would have to truly be a dare devil to ride your bike, those lanes are often plowed first and no one is on them. Oh trust me, it's a plan. Our mayor wants to make our city a green oasis.

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    3. In a wintery climate, I realize how stupid green oasis sounds.

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    4. Randy says: Maybe they need to spray green food coloring on the snow instead of deicing fluid.

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    5. LuAnn - You have winter how many months? Yeah, its a plan. Just like they are trying to turn the US into Europe only EU is having problems and going back to wood burning stoves.... Its all about the paybacks and the favors.

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    6. It can be winter for six months. It's a plan for sure. It's all about going green and destroying whatever is in the way.

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    7. Randy says: Where I live in Florida, we have “winter” for maybe 2 weeks, if you count temperatures under 50°F (10°C) as “winter.” But I’ve lived in Georgia, where we got maybe two whole inches of snow in the winter. ūüôĄ

      Okay, LuAnn, I get it… My concept of “winter” is not like yours. But if your mayor wants a “green oasis” in the wintertime, there’s no quicker way than spraying the snow green. ūüėä

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    8. I am not against spraying the snow green! I think what my mayor wants to do is make my city more green-friendly than business friendly. More bike paths, less downtown parking, more parks, more land that cannot be developed, etc. Like I said, it's a plan.

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    9. LuAnn, if they want more open spaces for the greenie Weenies, suggest Nunavut. They could put in a million miles of roads for their bikes and encounter only a few truckers.

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    10. Let's look at it from the politicians view. Politicians have two hungers- loot and egotism. When you build a bikeway, or even a bridge to the moon to mine green cheese, you get a groundbreaking ceremony with tv cameras, a ribbon cutting ceremony with tv cameras, where jiggly blow dried gabblers fawn over you. Meanwhile you chief of staff/ weasel is collecting the loot from a long line of grateful contractors. Meanwhile editorials in unread newsrags call upon the masses to unite in naming the monstrosity after Mr aw shucks it was nothing. And the extra payoff goes from the taxpayers to some NGO studying something as well as adding their seagull screech for the next monstrosity.
      This sort of thing was referred to as " clean graft," as opposed to taking a cut from the local pharmaceutical distributor at 61st and cherry or some attention from the local lot lizard.
      That's dirty graft.

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  12. #7: Dizzy Lizzy's fake Indian schtick should have gotten her laughed into oblivion years ago. "What a maroon". (Bugs Bunny)

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    1. She just called her democrat voters misogynists.

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    2. Sadly most of the voters in Massachusetts are maroons as well.

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    3. 'Maroons" - a new class of POC? I might identify as one. What special benefits preferential treatment might I claim?

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  13. The supply has been there. $5 gasoline should not have happened. Was it a setup? Who knows?"

    Currency debasement is as old as civilization. So is market panic, which eventually subsides. Markets and human nature are both manic-depressive.
    Silver once went from $10 to $50 and back to $10.

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  14. 14 - good luck collecting. See Gibson’s Bakery.

    I am glad he sued and won. The machine will never pay.

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    1. Exactly. I have no respect for that so-called institution of higher learning. Shameful.

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  15. This may be Don’s best morning update ever

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  16. Will the Washington tell us who lied to them?

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    1. Washington Post

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    2. Will the compost tell us who they are covering for?

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  17. 13 - Christmas shopping must be rough!!

    The article says she lives in Blue Bell, PA. She must have lived in Intercourse, PA when she was younger.

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    1. Groucho Marx once had a mother of ten as a contestant on "You Bet Your Life."
      Groucho: What made you decide to have such a large family?
      Contestant: I love my husband.
      Groucho: Well, I love cigars, but that doesn't mean I keep them in my mouth all the time.

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  18. Item 10: Those communists hate for you to have money. Them not so much.

    Item 13: Cool and wow!

    Item 14: Finally there are no coincidences. We’re being played as usual.

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  19. Item 12-- My city spent millions widening streets, striping, etc. to make bike lanes. There's never anyone using them.

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    1. Reading these comments about bike lanes, it seems to me that all of these places likely have leftie mayors (I do!) that just have no understanding of how important parking is for businesses to survive.

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    2. A trend in my town is for druggie/tweakers to put Putt-Putt motor on thier bikes . So they zip around like crazed hornet s until one of them crashes. No helmet no long pants.
      They are still bikes under Oregon law.

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  20. #12 - That car could not go 200mph. I think you saw the claim of 0-200km/h in 32s. The top speed on that Plymouth was a little over 130mph. Without a steep overdrive gear, which cars of that era didn't have, there's no way that car could get anywhere near 200mph. If you want a 200mph car out of the factory, look at Shelby Mustangs.

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    1. Or a Plymouth super bird with the hemi.

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    2. According to this list -- https://www.autosnout.com/Top-Speed/Top-Speed-Over-200mph-Car-List.php -- the 2012 Shelby Mustang tops out at 202mph. There are also some modern Challengers and Chargers on the list. Plus 15 Bentleys. The oldest car I see on the list is a 1987 Ferrari.

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    3. Randy says: I once drove a car over 200 mph. My brothers and I did a “NASCAR Experience” event, where they put you in an actual NASCAR racer and let you follow a pace car around the track.

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    4. Got to call "Bravo Sierra" Randy. Bill Elliott went the fastest ever at Daytona at 210.364 mph. I don't think they are going to let you go 10 mph less. Just saying.

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    5. Randy says: I don’t know, because I was scared shitless, with my eyes glued to the pace car in front of me. The track timed the lap and gave me a certificate that I did 200-point-something mph. May have been BS, to get participants to talk it up among their friends, to sign up more people. Marketing! But remember, unlike an actual race, there were only 2 cars on the track, the pace car and the participant’s car. The directions were to stay no more than 10’ behind the pace car, and run into him if you can. (Hint: You can’t, because as you speed up, he speeds up. He’s a professional NASCAR driver, and you can never “catch him.”) I got a cool photo in a driver’s fire suit, sitting in the driver’s side window, holding the removable steering wheel, just before the run.

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    6. I did that around 2002 and 2003 when Dale Jr. ran for Budweiser. It was at Atlanta with meet and greets, plenty of Bud, and awesome hangovers the morning we drove. It was two of the most exhilarating, shit your pants moments. Ran in the low 140's both times. Would do it again in a second!!!

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    7. Visited German friend 6 years ago near Hamburg. I rented Mercedes sports car. Friend owned VW Taureg. Followed him to his vacation home on North Sea on some highway, at night, dark, in the rain. Heads-up display in front of my eyes said 240. In the rain, at night. I couldn't believe what we were doing. Germans.

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  21. #10 - re: Anita Dunn -- I've decided that I want to be a government official so that I can become a millionnaire.

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  22. # re: MTG -- More like her, please!

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  23. #1 - re: Nuclear Codes and MyPillow -- Funny, Don! Made me smile.

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  24. Now we are reduced to pedaling bicycles like some Third World country.
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    will soon need trans-continental bike-lanes

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  25. #4 " They could have turned down the assignment because the whole thing is unconstitutional."

    Isn't this just another one of their unlawful orders? As someone else said here, "If the rank and file agents are such good, hard-working people, where are the whistleblowers?" Well, that's the question of the hour, isn't it?

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    1. I read this morning that it's the same group of FBI agents involved in the Trump raid who were involved in J6 and Russia Gate. Corrupt from top to bottom.

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    2. And evidently (according to cfp) being under investigation by John Durham.

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  26. The biggest item that hasn't been mentioned is the one thing that Trump had done that terrified the Left. Donald Trump was on - for lack of a better word - a crusade against child traffickers and pedophiles. If you recall, the media took great pains to avoid reporting on all of the raids that recovered missing children. Most of the Deep State is up to their chins in both child trafficking and pedophilia.

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    1. Do you all recall a crime called, "Contributing to the delinquency of a minor?" I assume that means if you're going to rob a bank, don't bring your kid with you as a ride along. Does it also mean don't require young children to attend a bump-and-grind, tranny performance in their school classroom? What, exactly, are they supposed to "learn" from that?

      Nowadays, "delinquent" means being late with your rent. Delinquent behavior, on the other hand, is now on the approved list.

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    2. Good point. You didn’t mention it, but that’s why Epstein’s network has been covered up. It’s not just US swampers but surely includes scores of the Davos crowd and other international luminaries. These people are true evil.

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  27. #10 "She went from being canned by Obama in 2009 for being caught saying Mao is her hero to being worth $48 million just 13 years later."

    Her crime was getting caught, not for what she said. Wink, wink... Mao is their hero. Alinsky is their mentor.

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  28. #11: I never thought I would be happier than most Democrats to see the Bush-Cheney era end. But here we are.

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  29. Here's what really happened. It's the absolute truth because cousin Wilbur has never lied to me.

    An agent of the FBI cultivated a member of Trump's inner circle as part of an intelligence operation. The Trump guy told him that Trump had Epstein's client list and other documents that were extremely damaging to the Democrats, the FBI, and the DOJ. They were hidden amongst Melania's undies and in a safe. The Feds had to find out what the Orange Guy had on them, and maybe catch him in a crime, so they raided Mar a Lago. When they didn't find anything they spent nine hours digging in the manure because they were sure there was a pony in there somewhere.

    Turns out the Trump guy sold them a kettle of fish - red herrings to be specific. The Donald and family had a jolly old time watching the Feds reelect him on CCTV.

    This is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth according to cousin Wilbur. By the way, Wilbur is quite a movie fan. Two of his favorites are "The Sting" and "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels".

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    1. I believe Wilbuuurrrr. Straight from the horses mouth!

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    2. Randy says: “watching the Feds reelect him on CCTV.” Classic! LOL

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  30. Donald John Trump is still our president.

    Masthead: So maybe the fix isn't in, after all.

    4: Only fair since Zippy gave away SEAL Team 6.

    They made sure the target of their unconstitutional raid was in New York giving a court-ordered deposition.

    What if he'd been there and told them to take a flying leap? Was he going to be the next Ashli Babbitt?

    5: Good one. 5 gets you 10 people have been explaining stuff to Brandon all his life, but he was too convinced of his own brilliance to listen.

    7: Fauxcahontas couldn't get a vote outside Machatuchetts if she had 10.

    13: It was called the Baby Boom for a reason.

    FINALLY: Trump's da man. Brandon's just a lying dogfaced pony soldier.

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    1. They will admit he won the 2020 election just prior to the 2024 election. They will then say the law says he is not eligible to run for a third term.

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    2. LOL. Good luck with that after having the two-bit commie Brain-Dead Biden for four years.

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  31. #13 "11 kids. 56 grands. 100 great-grands."

    What a blessing!

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  32. "Breitbart reported, 'The warrant that authorized the search of ... Trump’s residence at Mar-a-Lago ... Judge Bruce Reinhart on Aug. 5, 2022, at 12:12 p.m.—nearly three full days before the ... raid ... [which] did not occur until the morning of Aug. 8, 2022, when [FBI] agents arrived...' "

    WHOA! Perhaps by sheer repetition of horrible incompetent journalism, we don't notice this happening any longer.

    Stunned, I did. Do you know how rare it is --- and how it used to be iron-bound standard practice --- to include in the story the dates and exact times of events?!

    Well, here's the wake-up call, complete with full and exact times and dates:

    "on Aug. 5 at 12:12 pm... the morning of Aug. 8, 2022."

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  33. Newsweek has a good commentary about the American Stasi.

    "America, it seems, won the Cold War only to see its own federal law enforcement/national security apparatus morph into a version of the old East German Stasi—and barely three decades after the fall of the Berlin Wall, to boot."

    https://www.newsweek.com/american-stasi-opinion-1733094

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    1. "The third and final conclusion is the most terrifying: The Biden Regime has demonstrated its willingness, and indeed its eagerness, to take America to hitherto unprecedented depths of depravity—and it has done so for the very simple reason that it can. For this was an act of power qua power—an act of public humiliation intended to make a political opponent bend the knee once and for all before The Regime.
      "Welcome to the era of the American Stasi."

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    2. It's all about the will to power. Sound familiar? It should.

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  34. Regarding oil, it’s not how much we drill, it’s about capacity to refine the oil. We haven’t built a new oil refinery since 1977 and five oil refineries have shut down since the beginning of this Administration. https://www.eia.gov/dnav/pet/pet_pnp_cap1_dcu_nus_a.htm

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  35. 2. When he can no longer count that high it will be shortened to 123 or even 12.

    3. If there were truly "top secret" documents there why didn't they take them when they did the earlier review and took 15 boxes? BS from FJB!

    5. He thought it was similar to imnectarinement.

    10. $48 million? I am thinking about giving up being a capitalist to becoming a communist.

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    1. #2. You are assuming he can still count to one.

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  36. #12 "Now we are reduced to pedaling bicycles like some Third World country."
    It's a Banana Republic thing.

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    As Will Rogers said "I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts".
    The replies were all great fun, too. Don Surber and Babylon Bee - refreshments for the human soul.

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