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Tuesday, July 26, 2022

Desperate Dems making deals

Politico reported, "After 18 months trying to eke out progress from a 50-seat Senate majority, Democrats are running out of time to do all the things their party hopes to accomplish before the midterms.

"During the dog days of summer, Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer aims to finally complete work on languishing microchip and veterans benefits legislation, admit two new countries to NATO and pass a party-line health care bill. All that he hopes to make happen in two weeks’ time, as senators regularly contract Covid and the most senior Democrat, Patrick Leahy of Vermont, recovers from a hip injury. Mother Nature intervened too, as a thunderstorm postponed a microchip vote that had been scheduled for Monday night."

It's a closeout sale at Crazy Chuckie Schumer's Senate Emporium.

Everything must go now because due to a misunderstanding with the electorate, after two short years, he is losing his lease.

What deals he has.

Drug prices, slashed in half. Yes, after ignoring President Trump's overtures to Congress to reduce drug prices, Chuckie's in love with flushing drug prices down the drain like Hunter Biden flushing the evidence down the toilet when the cops knock on the door. 

After 60 years, birth control may finally become over-the-counter. 

(Funny story. My sister married at 18, had her first baby at 19, and went to the doctor to get the Pill but he refused because she was not 21. That second baby turned 56 last month.)

Same sex marriage must be codified. Republicans who flip will get a shiny new courthouse for their state with free delivery. No questions asked.

But wait, there's more! Chuckie is offering jobs on the Capitol Police. Got an unemployable nephew with bad credit? No problem. He's in. High school dropout? Still doesn't matter. Illegal alien? It still doesn't matter. As long as he is not an evangelical Christian, he's in.

After 18 months of stiffing Republicans on bill after bill, Crazy Chuckie says let's make a deal. on health care, on green energy, on legalizing marijuana and even on antitrust legislation.

But you must act now before the August recess. After the November election, it will be too late.

So come on down to Crazy Chuckie Schumer's Senate Emporium at First Street S.E. (No buffalo horn hats, please.)

Operators are standing by. 

22 comments:

  1. Watching the Dems struggling makes my morning.

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    1. Wish I had faith that the Republicans won't bite on stupid. Just need them to stay strong for a couple more weeks.

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    2. I think stupid is biting on the chip deal. It may include a new gubment bureaucracy to manage the deal. Goodby free market and hello tens of thousands more gubment employees.

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    3. Would those be Schedule F employees?

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    4. "Schedule F" if DJT in 2024.

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  2. Ef all Democrats and RINOs.

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  3. I would expect to see all sorts of foolishness coming out in the next 6 months. That is the time they have left to accomplish their Green Bad Deal and the Great Reset. Whatever they cannot get done by then will simply not get done.

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  4. Fun post, Don. The Dems are desparate and will try anything to get some or any of Brandon's agenda through. I love sales, but I would not go to this one.

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  5. Shakespeares' Shylock.

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  6. "Same sex marriage must be codified"

    Interesting tidbit about that "respect for marriage" bill, if it becomes law, it will undermine the last vestiges of marriage in any way shape or form.
    Buried in the bill is language that says in effect, what any one state ratifies must be upheld in all other 49 states.
    Example: California legalizes marriage to 16 yo (or younger) minors, then those marriages must be recognized as valid even in Florida.
    Everything's on the table from polygamy to man-boy perversion.

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  7. It's not a fifty seat Senate majority. That would be a Senate of 75 Democrats and 25 Republicans.

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    1. 49 democrats voting in lockstep 'cuz Manchin still seems sane,
      The ho veep just in case Manchin goes nuts,
      And at least ten (count 'em, ten) RINOs standing by to stab their constituents in the back....
      Yeah, it's a 50 seat sinate majority.

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  8. I am laughing my lardass off loving the humor. It helps hide the tears.

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    1. Have faith , the true Great Reset is on the horizon ( I am not referring to Chuckie's version ) .

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  9. The CCP liked Schumers Senate Emporium so much... they bought the Congress

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  10. Hope your sister named the child after the Doctor

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  11. Way too late. The Demos have been in the driver's seat for 89 years and they thought they still had the reins. Then they installed an idiot who did what the Lefties wanted and the Democrat brand is lower than Hitler Flakes (old TV bit).

    Same sex marriage must be codified.

    And Thomas will still knock it down. Unconstitutional applies to Federal as well as state law.

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    1. Ed, Thomas cannot do this or anything in the Supreme court without help. He won't get an either.

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  12. "Use Promo Code 'RINO' for a sweet taxpayer-funded deal!"

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