Whoopi: My vax didn't work which proves you need to be vaxxed

I usually ignore the opinions and trauma of the women on "The View" because they are Muppets peddling the party line for Democrats. But occasionally one of them is extraordinarily stupid, which amuses me.

Whoopi caught covid again, which Disney-ABC (which airs the show) turned into a big news story because self-promotion is what TV news does best.

She said, "It was a shock, because I'm triple vaxxed, I haven't been anywhere, I haven't done anything. It's one of those things where you think, I've done everything I was supposed to do... Yeah, it doesn't stop omicron."

Doing everything they say does not work.

So what is the lesson of her bout with covid?

Do everything they say to do.

She said, "I don't know how much more proof people need to see that the vaccination -- while it does not necessarily stop it from happening again -- [works]. It is not happening at the same rate that it was.

"I don't know anybody that doesn't know somebody who's got it or has just gotten over it. That is not a good sign."

Whoopi is using the same logic that global warming hysterics use. 20 years ago, the global warming cultists told us there would be no snow in 10 years. There was snow. It didn't stop. Now they tell us snow is proof of global warming.

Unlike global warming, covid exists.

But just like global warming, government bureaucrats are in charge of the response. And just like global warming, their solutions are based on superstition, not science. Masks do nothing to stop the spread of a virus, and social distancing is unproven. I was going to suggest that we throw a virgin into a volcano but there are none in Washington. And no volcanos either.

Oh, the vaccines are a miracle. They don't work as well as advertised, but that's on the government and our Muppet Media.

We got the vaccines because President Trump trusted the capitalists to develop it instead of government scientists. The days of the government getting things done ended when Eugene Cernan left the moon. That was 49 years ago.

Baby boomers replaced World War II veterans and we're nowhere near as competent. Most of us cannot drive stick.

But the media blindly trusts the government regardless because the media is run by baby boomers, not World War II veterans.

Now what I am about to disclose will probably get me banned from Twitter and Facebook as a heretic, but there is an easy way to not test positive for covid.

Don't get tested.

If you have symptoms, maybe you should. Whoopi did. But for the rest of us, testing positive for asymptomatic covid only makes you a pariah. Like your mother's sex life, there are some things you should not know.

But get tested or not, get vaccinated or not, I really don't care. I got vaxxed and I have not been tested for covid. My body, my choice. You do you.

Whatever you do, don't take medical advice from Muppets. They are for entertainment purposes only.