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Friday, January 21, 2022

Ty-D-bol Podhoretz cries about Biden

The New York Post has some great columnists. Cindy Adams, Steve Cuozzo, Miranda Devine, Karol Markowicz, Glenn Reynolds, and Salena Zito are just a few of the talented writers in the Post's punch bowl.

And then there is John Podhoretz floating like the Ty-D-bol Man.

Ahoy!

The Putz is a Never Trumper and a reason I liked Trump because he shined the light on these Fake Conservative cockroaches. But they have no shame because they did not scurry. Or maybe their intellectual sloth is also physical.

The Putz posted a column today, "Biden’s press conference was terrifying — his internal monologue said out loud."

Fittingly, the column was Bidenesque as the Putz rambled through Biden's many stumbles, trips, and his face plant in which he said Putin's actions in Ukraine will be only a minor incursion. Biden said he guessed Putin would move in.

The Putz ended his column, "His guess? He’s not Stephen A. Smith, trying to figure out what Bill Belichick’s next coaching move might be. He’s the president of the United States. What he says affects and will affect what Putin does. And while he didn’t actually give him a green light, he all but said his invasion would be successful in the long term — which is maybe the most horrifying thing any leader has ever said on the eve of a potential fight.

"Now I know why they kept him in the basement during 2020, the way Mr. Rochester kept his crazy wife in the attic. The stakes were too high then for Biden to risk his own future by shooting off his own fool mouth, and even Biden understood it.

"He needed to stay quiet so the focus would remain on Donald Trump, and circumstances conspired to make it possible for him not to venture out and go off the cuff in self-destructive ways.

"Well, Mrs. Rochester is out of the attic, and like her, Biden just set the house on fire."

No, the Putz doesn't get to say that because he chose Biden over President Trump. The Putz aided and abetted the cheating that put Biden in the Oval Office.

Biden is everything the Putz and his fellow Judas goat conservatives (the goats who lead the sheep to slaughter) accused President Trump of being. Biden suffers dementia, is rash, is arrogant, is a coward, is a bully, and has a son who collects the bribes for the family.

America was at a crossroads in 2020.

The Putz chose the wrong path. It is that dead-end street of socialism that turns your money useless and your farms barren. What does he care? The Putz lives off his father's fame, fortune, and connections. He is a big mooch.

Now he acts surprised that Biden is everything Trump supporters said he was. He knew. The Putz may be dumb but he is not ignorant.

The actual Ty-D bol Man was Larry Sprinkle, who had a few minor roles in a few minor movies and Firestarter.

Sprinkle became a weatherman and he is beloved in Charlotte, North Carolina.

And 40 years after the commercial, silly as it was, we remember Ty-D-bol, which was all the sponsor wanted. Good job. Well-played. Sprinkle earned his keep.

No one will ever say that about Podhoretz.

19 comments:

  1. Podhoretz wants to have it both ways, being anti Trump before the election and anti Biden after.

    If he didn’t recognize Biden’s dementia before the election he’s certainly not qualified as a journalist and if he knew about it but supported Biden because he just hated Trump, he’s simply a fool.

    In either case, he’s just a Putz, as Don correctly pointed out. I suspect more such putzes will be exposed throughout 2022.

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    1. They need to be exposed and encouraged to move to the Democrats, where they belong.

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  2. I don't remember that commercial because I was young and carefree then and did not bother watching TV. That said, now that life has caught up to me I read that column this morning and I thought that Podhoretz got what he voted for. Gooder and harder. Get rid of Orange Man Bad at all costs and then be surprised by who and what Biden is. The Putz is a total fake conservative. I would cancel his column if I were his editor. He is useless.

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  3. Reverse Darwinism.

    Irving Kristol and Norman Podhoretz. Reaganites. Zionists. Anti-Communists. Brilliant.

    Their sons Bill and John. Bush43 and Iraq War supporters. Zionists? Never-Trumpers. Lame.

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    1. Sons not worth their fathers' efforts.

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    2. Knife -

      There you go again.

      That they were or weren't Zionists is irrelevant to this post. Only in your demented brain does it matter.

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  4. nypost.com needs better judgment in its selection of editorials and writers.

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  5. "Some are born Putzes, some are made Putzes, somehave Putzness placed upon the." Apologies to Wm. Shakespeare.

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  6. He either has no shame or has zero self awareness.

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  7. This country is in dire straights thanks to the complicit media, big tech, many corporate CEOs, and clueless Biden voters. They need to be called out on a daily basis. Remind them of the fools they are. FBV!

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  8. Too bad the Internet is forever.

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  9. The Putz Podhoretz ain't lonely. He's got the entire bunch of JERKS JERKING at National Review with whom to drown his sorrows. His poor father, Norman, a Trump supporter, couldn't get through to The Putz. The Putz isn't the sharpest Putz in the drawer...

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  10. I’ve always called him Pud-horetz. Putz, pud, it’s all the same as Mr. Hertz will attest.

    Excellent post. We have zero
    Sympathy for the Judas goat never trumpers.

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    1. Schlongtavious Thoughtmaster as I always say...no, this was the first time. Sounds good though!!!

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  11. Time to start awarding a Putzuler Prize for journalism.

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  12. Disagree. The POD should have been HORRIFIED A YEAR AGO . Only NOW THE POD IS outraged. POD: GFYS.

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