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Tuesday, October 19, 2021

Highlights of the News

ITEM 1: OK! reported, "'The Wendy Williams Show' Kicks Off New Season Without Wendy Williams, Show's Star Reportedly 'Blindsided' By Producers Bringing In Leah Remini To Host."

Look for Kevin James to co-host once the ratings come in.

ITEM 2: The New York Post reported, "Hundreds of churches across Virginia began airing a political ad featuring Vice President Kamala Harris urging viewers to vote for Terry McAullife for governor over the weekend — raising questions about the legality of the advertisement being aired in houses of worship. 

"The video advertisement, first obtained by CNN, is set to be aired in 300 churches across the state from Oct. 17 through Nov. 2. The vice president is the star of the ad, in which she calls McAullife 'the leader Virginia needs at this moment.'"

Rules are for Republicans.

QUESTION OF THE DAY:

From heroes to zeroes.

Never, ever trust the media or Democrats. They always praise you before they push you in front of the train.

ITEM 3: President Trump said, "Isn’t it terrible that all of Andrew McCabe’s benefits, pensions, salary, etc., were just fully reinstated by the Justice Department? This is yet another mockery to our Country. Among other things, McCabe’s wife received hundreds of thousands of dollars in campaign contributions from Hillary Clinton and the Democrats while Crooked Hillary was under investigation, which was quickly dropped, of course. What a bad chapter this has been for the once storied FBI—I hate to see it happening, so many GREAT people work there. Next thing you know the two lovers, Peter Strzok and Lisa Page, will be getting awards for what they did, and Hunter Biden will be given a clean bill of health on everything done by him, with everyone to receive as payment a beautiful Hunter Biden inspired painting selling at your local art gallery for $500,000. 

"While I have never painted before, Hunter has inspired me to immediately begin painting because I’ve always felt I have a talent at that, and could surely get at least $2 million dollars per canvas—and probably a lot more. I will begin immediately. Our Country is crooked as hell!"

Forget the Bentley.

I want a Trump painting.

ITEM 4: RIP, General Powell.

Sadly, some people have to politicize everything.

ITEM 5: i24 reported, "The Iranian foreign minister held a joint press conference with his Venezuelan counterpart.

"Iran’s foreign minister announced Monday that a 20-year cooperation plan between Iran and Venezuela will be signed in the next couple of months. 

"Foreign Minister Hossein Amirabdollahian held a joint press conference with his Venezuelan counterpart, Felix Plasencia in Tehran, where they announced the news."

Weakness emboldens evil.

ITEM 6: Via YouTube, "Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot Accuses Police Union Of Attempting 'Insurrection' As Vaccine Mandate Continues."

Sheep liberals learned a new word this year.

Fox reported, "Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot appears to have violated both local and state mask mandates at the WNBA finals in the Windy City. The Chicago Sky clinched the WNBA title over the Phoenix Mercury at home Sunday with Lightfoot and fans packing Wintrust Arena for the final game.

"After the Sky took the title, Lightfoot posted a picture online of her celebrating without a mask among legions of masked fans — going against her own city’s mask mandate. In fact, Lightfoot's maskless gallivanting skirted both the Chicago local ordinance as well as Illinois’ statewide mask mandate."

Of course.

Rules are for Republicans.

ITEM 7: The New York Times said, "Mayim Bialik Wants the ‘Jeopardy!’ Job. Is She ‘Neutral’ Enough? Alex Trebek projected impartiality. Bialik has questioned vaccines, endorsed a disputed brain supplement and weighed in on hot-button issues."

What NYT really hates is that she is pro-Israel.

One party! One thought! One world!

Anything else hinders democracy to these (bad word) people.

ITEM 8: Brandon Morse reported, "Obama's Former Defense Secretary Robert Gates Slams Biden on Foreign Policy, Praises Trump on China."

For a decade, Gates warned us Biden was wrong on every foreign policy matter.

Gates still supported him last year.

That shows how much DC hates America. I wonder what Chairman Xi pays this (bad word). 

ITEM 9: As for that hypersonic missile that Red China fired, U.S. intel said it was caught off  guard.

A reader wrote, "Don, do you recall when last the U.S. intelligence (oxymoron) agencies weren’t taken by surprise on anything major in the last 25 years. From memory they’ve missed everything that did or could impact the security of the country. So its no surprise to see the headlines about the Cn hypersonic missile taking them by surprise.

"But I bet they know where the next Trump rally is going to be held."

ITEM 10: WPIX reported, "A statue of Thomas Jefferson will be removed from the New York City Council’s chambers at City Hall, a commission voted on Monday."

The erasure of American history continues. The objection is not to his ownership of slaves, but rather his writing, "all men are created equal," which paved the way for the abolition of slavery.

Democrats want you in chains.

Regardless of color.

ITEM 11: Yahoo reported, "Microsoft executives warned Bill Gates in 2008 about inappropriate emails he had sent to a female employee, a Microsoft spokesman said Monday.

"The warning involved messages in which Gates, who at the time was a full-time employee and the company’s chair, asked an employee out on a date. Senior Microsoft executives learned of the emails in 2008, according to Frank Shaw, a Microsoft spokesperson."

E-males.

Let's divert attention from the surrender of Afghanistan, the surrender of our Mexican border, and the surrender of human rights to covid. 

ITEM 12: AP reported, "A federal judge has declined to block Thursday’s scheduled execution of an Alabama inmate convicted of the 1991 kidnap and murder of a woman abducted outside an automatic teller machine.

"U.S. Chief District Judge Emily Marks on Sunday denied a request for a preliminary injunction sought by lawyers for Willie B. Smith III. Smith is scheduled to receive a lethal injection on Thursday at a south Alabama prison."

Trump appointee.

She's 48.

ITEM 13: The Washington Examiner reported, "The White House tried to downplay photos of President Joe Biden and first lady Jill Biden maskless in an upscale Washington, D.C., restaurant, contravening the capital's indoor mandate.

"The Bidens had their masks in hand as they left Italian seafood restaurant Fiola Mare last Saturday, according to Jen Psaki."

She said, "There are moments when we all don't put masks back on as quickly as we should. But I don't think we should lose the forest through the trees here."

They did not wear the masks throughout the meal.

Do as they do, not as they say.

Well, except for his fondling of little girls.

ITEM 14: Just the News reported, "A Manhattan judge has suspended the visitation rights of a Long Island father to see his toddler daughter, unless he agrees to submit to weekly covid-19 tests or get vaccinated. The man in question has already contracted the novel virus."

The judge is Matthew Cooper.

He also is an (bad word).

ITEM 15: Outkick reported, "Penn State hosted Auburn on Sept. 18, with 109,958 fans in attendance dressed in white. It was the second largest post-pandemic crowd of any sporting event, meaning it had to be a widespread superspreader, right?

"If you take Twitter for real life, you were probably fed this nonsense, but NBC’s Shaquille Brewster is reporting that the large, unmasked crowds have not contributed to a spike in covid cases. Brewster says that all college football states in the south have reported a decline in cases since the start of the season. That includes Florida, which has seen hospitalizations fall 64% since last month, despite routinely seeing Florida fans pack The Swamp with 90,000 plus for every home game. But, but DeathSantis, right?

"Wrong. The nation’s top doctors were wrong again, forcing many of them to backtrack on their concerns from over a month ago. That includes Dr. Anthony Fauci, who agreed with MSNBC’s Joy Reid in thinking that COVID-19 would have a “feast” on the large crowds.

"The large crowds expand far beyond the south, with college football stadiums seeing full crowds across the country, proving that most people are over the hysteria. The result has been an electric atmosphere at games that was missing in 2020."

We have found the cure for covid.

We have found its one vulnerability.

Chanting Fuck Joe Biden.

ITEM 16: The Western Journal reported, "Conservative radio host Dan Bongino gave his network an on-air ultimatum, warning Cumulus Radio concerning vaccine mandates that 'you can’t have both of us.'"

Freedom over money every fricking day of the week.

Bongino is the man you hope your grandson will be.

ITEM 17: Just the News reported, "A Capitol Hill employee who works for the House's sergeant-at-arms has been charged with possession of child pornography, according to police.

"The employee, Stefan Bieret, of northern Virginia, has been charged with 10 felonies related to possessing child pornography, The Washington Post reported over the weekend.

"The 41-year-old Bieret was arrested Wednesday in connection to the charges, Fairfax County police said."

He has worked for Congress since 2004, which is 17 years. His victims were born after that.

ITEM 18: Yahoo reported, "Washington State fires football coach Nick Rolovich for not getting covid vaccine as state mandate takes effect."

The coach is giving up more than $3 million a year.

4 assistant coaches also failed to meet the mandate. They are gone too as fascism replaces liberty.

FINALLY, cue the Dancing Nazis.

40 years after he released a trailer for it at the end of "History of the World Part I," Mel Brooks will produce "History of the World Part II" as a TV series on Hulu.

Variety said, "Brooks is a writer and executive producer on the series along with Nick Kroll, Wanda Sykes, Ike Barinholtz, David Stassen and Kevin Salter. There is no word yet on which world events the series will cover. Hulu has ordered eight episodes of the show. The writers room is beginning in October with production slated to begin in Spring 2022. Searchlight Television and 20th Television will produce."

At last, the world will get to see all of "Jews In Space," not just the 65 second promo.

60 comments:

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    1. Former lead singer of The Plasmatics. Shot herself in 1998. Suicide Blonde.

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    2. The WW discussed is a fairly anodyne tv daytime talk host. Her strength is in her large ta-tas. The problem is, she has no caboose. At least as far as I'm concerned.

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    3. I didn’t need to know any of that.

      Sincerely,

      Lezko Brandon

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  2. Item 12 There won't be a Willie B Smith IV.

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  3. Re: (bad word). Since we’re doing word substitutions for the sake of censorship, the bad word is “Let’s.” The other substitutions are “Go” for “Joe” and “Brandon” for “Biden.” So all of our F-bombs can now be
    L-bombs: MotherLet’ser, Go Let’s yourself. What the Let’s?

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  4. May I’m is Jewish. Like you said, Big D: A nice hard nudge off the curb for Bialik into the bus lane! Well, here’s a message for Sony Pictures - If you hire ANY person of color to replace her or Ken, I’m gone. Racist? I DON’T GIVE A FOOK!!

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    1. Jeopardy has been on TV for 11 years longer than Mayim Bialek has been alive. Maybe it's time to retire Art Fleming's and Alex Trebek's numbers, hang their shirts from the rafters, and turn out the studio lights. Find something else for Granny to watch after she eats her Early Bird Special. Sometimes "Quit while you're ahead" is really good advice.

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    2. Loved Jeopardy when it showed the world what an ignoramus Wolf Blitzer is.

      "Wolf Blitzer of CNN's Situation Room chokes on Celebrity Jeopardy finishing with negative $4600. Andy Ritcher, Conan's sidekick, finished with $68,000."

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    3. mayim, buzzy and aaron rogers were my favorites.

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  5. Item#4 powell was killed in Viet Nam (multiple myeloma Agent Orange), he died recently. The Vaccine was so he could have a deep state fineral.

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    1. It's only my opinion, but I think it's possible that his compromised immune system was further compromised by the shot (it's not a vaccine).

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    2. 84 year old men die of old age. You don't need to look for someone to blame.

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    3. Kitty, the shot doesn’t compromise your immune system but the treatment for his cancer almost surely did.

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    4. Buzz ... https://rumble.com/vnua9l-whats-in-the-jab.html

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  6. FINALLY, cue the Dancing Nazis.
    I don't want war. All I want is peace. Peace. Peace!

    A little piece of Poland
    A little piece of France
    A little piece of Portugal and Austria perchance
    A little slice of Turkey and all that that entails


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    1. The history here is wrong. Ludicrous and successful demonization of Germany. The first casualty in war is truth.
      "Stalin's War: A New History of World War II"

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    2. Yes KC, the Nazis didn't massacre the Jews. There was no night of the long knives. Invasion of France? The Germans were there for the tour de France, it was all a big lie. Stalingrad? Leningrad? All political theater, no Germans there, just a bunch of actors and fake store fronts. Nobody died.
      Adolph was a peaceful visionary and was demonized by us eeeevvvviiilll joooz.

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    3. A top administrator in Southlake, Texas school system has told teachers that they must present “both sides” of the Holocaust. So to “balance” the near universal condemnation of killing 5,000 to 11,000 Jews (estimates vary) by the Nazis, maybe the Southlake School District should hire Knifecatcher to promote Jewish genocide as a good thing.

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    4. The Knifecatcher is consistent. Consistently anti-Semitic.

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    5. Nerfcatcher-Ask my late father in law about the Liberation of Dachau.

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  7. Saved the best for last, Don?
    Great job, as usual.

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  8. Leah Remini To Host."

    She is one of my heroes for taking on Scientology. Watch her documentary.

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  9. "A statue of Thomas Jefferson will be removed

    "If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around them will deprive the people of all property until their children wake up homeless on the continent their Fathers conquered."
    Thomas Jefferson

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  10. Item 4: "Sadly, some people had to politicize everything"
    like Never Trumper Powell.

    Live by the sword, die by the sword. Or cancer and Parkinson's and old age with breakthrough China virus.

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    1. The deep state will never die. Some of it will just fade away.

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    2. Karma is an unvaccinated Trump supporter.

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  11. Excellent column! I especially liked the passion in many of the items, particularly in ITEM 16.

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  13. I just thought of a subtitle for "Biden Inauguration" videos on YouTube [you know, the ones with 30 views...] Re-title them: "Springtime, For Hitler, And Germany..." they'll get more views that way too...

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  14. Re the so-called vaccine, a recently published paper out of Israel (the most vaccinated country in the world) shows that the Pfizer shot left subjects with LOWER antibody titers over time than controls.

    https://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMoa2109072

    Not only is this shot NOT effective, it's not safe either. Fauci is a lying (bad word) and always has been.

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  15. Item 1: Soooo, which one is Wendy Williams? No Clue have I.

    Item 2: I'm guessing church-goers will drop off precipitously, and will keep their tithes in the bank. The STUPID was STRONG in these churches...

    Item 3: President Trump hit them right where they should be hit. Get their attention...

    ITEM 11: Yahoo reported, "Microsoft executives warned Bill Gates in 2008 about inappropriate emails he had sent to a female employee, a Microsoft spokesman said Monday. So, lemme see, that would be 13 years ago. Yahoo is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay late on this "news".



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  16. Item 18: I'm guessing if coach Nick had a winning record he'd still be the coach. Bring back the pirate!

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  17. Item 3. If there were any GREAT people left in the FBI, they would be resigning in protest. We haven't heard a word from any of them.

    Item 9. Don't know how it is in your part of the country, but down here in deep blue Broward Cty FL the local media have managed to ignore the Chinese hypersonic missile test.

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    1. Tom, I too live in Broward. The Sun Sentinal, the Miami Herald et al will only cover what makes Xiden look good and Gov. DeSantis look bad. The re-election of the Gov next year is gonna be a doozy. Get involved with your local Republican club like I have. We're only 21,000 registrations short of out numbering Dems statewide. We still have a ways to go though here in South Florida.

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    2. I'm up here in Polk...you guys need to make sure that there are no shenanigans going on down there with elections. We live and die by those shit hole southern counties... Keep up the good work Unknown!!!

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  18. QOTD - I’m a volunteer fire fighter/ first responder. 7 of us are regular on calls. 5 have not been jabbed. No mandates here. Shame on the liberal cities and states. You deserve the damage that will result from your insane policies. FJB.

    7 - jeopardy! Answers always tilt left. It must be killing them that Bialik isn’t 100% with them. She is doing a good job. FJB.

    15 - I’ve been to four super spreader games. Maybe 1 out of 300 fans was wearing a mask. Maybe. Not one in my section. Three more to go. FJB.

    18 - FJB. Let’s go Brandon.

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  19. The hypersonic missile fear is all about the pentagon's budget.

    What exactly are the Chinese going to do with it. Fire it towards a US city with a Nuke? They aren't going to do that. Could they use it as an anti-ship weapon? Maybe. How controllable is it in flight? And if they got lucky with it I'm guessing the Chinese fleet would be at the bottom of the sea in about 5 minutes. You know those sub plans we sold the Aussie's? We have a bunch of those subs all around China, and they can't find them until its way too late.

    Wake me up when Xi has figured out how to keep the lights in his country on.

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    1. No, it's about the inevitability of the Reds, Jeffery.

      What you're always pushing.

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    2. This just in... "China has successfully tested American missile technology."

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    3. Sorry ED - it's about US defense and intelligence department budget priorities. And the fear of the inevitability of the reds. Who are imploding from within. And the funny part is a fellow red diaper traveler, who goes with the moniker of Newsome, is destroying China's mercantile strategy with the US. Taking both of themselves down the same drain.

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    4. Some thoughts on the hypersonic missile:

      Other countries can try to keep secrets and sometimes they are successful.
      Or it wasn't a secret, but our guys aren't letting them know we knew.
      The flight was successful - they have some smart people who did a lot of planning to make sure that the flight went off without a hitch because, well, this is a communist country and a face country and Confucious say: "He Who Puts Egg On Winnie Jinping's Face Ends up Getting Fried."
      Just because this test flight went off without a hitch does not mean that they can snap-launch one of these in five minutes yet.

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    5. "Winnie Jinping" -- How 'bout "Winnie the Ping"?

      -- Maoz

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  21. Donald John Trump is still our president.

    2: It's a violation of IRS rules.

    4: Colin Powell let Scooter Libby go to jail when he knew who the guilty party was. He was as much Deep State as anyone. And a dishonorable man.

    7: She has a PhD in neuroscience and she uses it to think for herself.

    That's what the Gray Lady hates.

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  22. ## President Trump is the best. All he has to do is paint his signature on a canvas.

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  23. #4 __ Was at Michie Stadium in '90 when Powell gave commencement at my sib's graduation at the USMA...Didn't like his speech or him then, and his wimp-out in the Gulf War, stopping Gen. Swarzkopf from finishing the job. zb

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  24. 4. I would not have gotten vacinated to save powell, who I have a very low regard for.

    9. Too many "intelligence" resources are devoted to USA issues that they can't concentrate on foreign problems.

    13. When you look at the democrat politicians who don't wear masks you know that they know this is all bullshit!

    15. FJB! Write that on all you money with a Sharpie.

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