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Wednesday, October 20, 2021

Highlights of the News

ITEM 1: The Washington Post trotted out the new Democrat-RINO Party line: "Don’t rant about short-staffed stores and supply chain woes. Try to lower expectations, peasants."

OK, I added peasants. Actually, Political Clown Parade did in a tweet. It's not theft because tweets are public property.

We've gone from MAGA to lower your expectations in less than a year.

Empty store shelves are a reminder that we did not win the Cold War. Red China did. We call their victory "globalism."

ITEM 2: AP reported, "U.S. Rep. Jeff Fortenberry of Nebraska expects to be charged with lying to the FBI while federal agents were investigating campaign contributions funneled to him from a Nigerian billionaire."

Indicted?

He deserves a medal. He is the first American to get money from a Nigerian prince.

ITEM 3: Popular Science reported, "Ancient poop proves that humans have always loved beer and cheese.

"2,700 years ago, a human ate blue cheese, drank a pint, and pooped in a salt mine. Paleofecal samples live to tell the tale."

Today I discovered the worst job ever: Paleofecal analyst.

ITEM 4: AP reported, "Derek Chauvin has hired an attorney to represent him as he appeals his murder conviction in the death of George Floyd, according to court documents made public Monday.

"Attorney William Mohrman filed a document with the court Friday saying he would represent Chauvin in his appeal. Chauvin was convicted in April on state charges of second-degree unintentional murder, third-degree murder and second-degree manslaughter in Floyd’s 2020 death. He was sentenced to 22 1/2 years in prison.

"Chauvin filed documents last month saying he intends to appeal his conviction and sentence on 14 grounds, including that he believes his trial should have been moved from Hennepin County and that the jury should have been sequestered."

Democrats and the media railroaded the guy.

He didn't kill Floyd. Drugs did.

ITEM 5: Stop paying Buttigieg until he shows up for work.

Instead of mandating that Americans follow his orders, Biden should mandate this loafer get back to work.

ITEM 6: The New York Daily News reported, "Perv dressed as woman, hid camera on sneakers to record naked girls in ladies’ bathroom: police."

Dressed as a woman?

Is that any way to describe a woman? The LGBTQ+ crowd should boycott NYDN until it apologizes for its transphobia and fires the headline writer.

Oh wait, it's a liberal newspaper.

Never mind.

ITEM 7: The Daily Mail reported, "The Chicago Police Department has started placing officers on unpaid leave for failing to report their vaccination status by Friday's deadline.   

"As of Tuesday, 4,543 officers – a little over one third of the force – have not complied and are being given one last chance to report whether they've been vaccinated or be put on no-pay status. 

"Meanwhile, the city has started seeking recruits from suburban Illinois to fill the potential staffing shortage. 

"So far, about 50 officers have been placed on an unpaid status, according to Fraternal Order of Police President John Catanzara.

"Mayor Lori Lightfoot on Monday, however, called the 50 officers a 'very small number' who have had their pay stopped by the city for refusing to cooperate with the mandate."

Well, it is not as if Chicago will turn into a hellhole with drive-by and mass shootings every day.

Because that already happens in Chicago with a full police force.

ITEM 8: Communists are declaring everything a public health emergency in an effort to extend their powers over the people.

The only threat to public health that racism poses is black thugs sucker-punching people of other colors in the name of the Knockout Game.

ITEM 9: Just the News reported, "Senate Democrats are set Tuesday to announce a scaled-down version of the Biden administration's proposal to crack down on Americans it suspects are dodging taxes.

"The administration's original proposal was greeted with overwhelming opposition from fiscal conservative groups, the banking industry and other over concerns about financial privacy.

"The initial plan, conceived by the Treasury Department and Senate Democrats, would have allowed the Internal Revenue Service access to information on bank accounts that had at least $600 worth of annual deposits or withdrawals. 

"The new proposal will still allow the IRS to access information on accounts that transfer or receive more than $10,000 annually. However, it will exclude all wage income from counting toward the $10,000 threshold. "

It's still unconstitutional without a warrant, and blanket warrants will not do.

The $600 proposal was a bargaining point for the devil.

ITEM 10: Just the News also reported, "The American Civil Liberties Union has filed an amicus with the Loudoun County Circuit Court to oppose the emergency petition filed on behalf of a teacher who had been placed on leave after speaking out against the county school district’s proposed transgender student protections."

The ACLU defended Nazi and KKK rallies in the name of free speech but opposes free speech that does not promote perversion.

ITEM 11: The Daily Caller reported, "Procter and Gamble said Tuesday it is raising prices on a variety of popular home goods due to a sharp increase in freight transportation and raw materials costs.

"The company behind Tide detergent and Gillette razors announced it would increase prices for beauty, oral care and grooming products, like razors, according to The Wall Street Journal. Procter and Gamble announced in July that it would charge more for consumer staples like diapers and toilet paper.

"P&G anticipates that the price increase, coupled with high product demand, will offset the increased costs of transportation and raw materials, according to the WSJ."

Biden is turning America into North Venezuela with inflation, empty store shelves, and rigged elections.

ITEM 12: The Daily Wire reported, "Psaki Faces Backlash Over ‘Welcoming Stiff Competition’ Remark About China’s Top Nuke-Capable Weapons."

Obama hates America and he filled the Biden administration with his fellow travelers.

I would not be surprised if Biden gave them the technology.

ITEM 13: The Post Millennial reported, "Daniel Alan Baker, a US Army veteran turned Syrian militia member, who attempted to rally far-left activists to surround pro-Trump protesters with guns at the Florida state Capitol in January, was sentenced last week to 44 months in jail followed by three years of federal supervision."

But I thought only parents who protest at school board meetings are domestic terrorists.

ITEM 14: YAA reported, "The average selling price of a new Chevrolet right now is 39.1% higher than it was this time last year. Jeep comes in at number two on the list with a 35.3% gain year-over-year, and Dodge rounds out the top three with a 33.3% increase in price."

Soon you will pay Cadillac prices to buy a Chevy.

Bidenomics strikes again.

ITEM 15: The Epoch Times reported, "Over 100,000 Guns Registered in Australian State Declared Missing."

The story said, "Victoria Police have told the Coroner’s Court of Victoria that an estimated 101,821 guns are currently reported by police as either lost, stolen, or destroyed without record in the Australian state."

Accidents happen. A lot.

56 comments:

  1. Item 1 - We’ve gone from MAGA to MAMA (Make America Miserable Again) in less than a year. FJB

    Items 5 and 12 - It appears Jen’s last name is actually Psnarki. She is truly a miserable, dishonest individual.

    Happy FJB Day

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    1. Psnarki is a brilliant named for “Raggedy Ann from Hell,” and is more succinct. Very creative; well done!

      Additionally….FJB

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    2. I typed “name,” not “named.” Curses upon this oriental autocorrect software.

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    3. I’m like the MAMA phrase, but hate that we need it.

      Psnarki is by far the worst ever to do her job.

      FJB

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    4. All of the above and FJB.

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  2. So, mysterious boating accidents where caches of guns are lost doesn’t just happen in the US of A! Interesting. Now, mates, fookin USE em already…

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    1. I fully understand. Tragic boating accidents can happen anywhere, even in the desert.

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    2. Kangaroos have been
      known to run off with Glocks in their pouches...

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  3. 2: Andrew McCabe lied to the FBI and instead of getting indicted he got $200,000 in back pension and his lawyers got $500,000.

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    1. To be fair, he WAS the FBI. Pretty hard to lie to yourself. In the end the swamp protects its creatures no matter what.

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  4. 15: I've read that Canada and New Zealand also suffer from missing gun syndrome.

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  5. #3 Heh! Ed Norton (Art Carney) of the Honeymooners worked in the sewers too!

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  6. Item 9:
    Excluding all wage income from counting toward the $10,000 threshold will not matter.
    If you pay bills from the account, you WILL transfer more than $10,000 annually (about $833 per month).
    So anyone with a job and pays bills will be snooped on.

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  7. #3 Much better than a neofecal analyst.

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  8. Item 9: “The new proposal will still allow the IRS to access information on accounts that transfer or receive more than $10,000 annually. However, it will exclude all wage income from counting toward the $10,000 threshold.” Wages and Social Security income will not count toward the $10K threshold, but spending that money will. So if you leave your wages and SS in the bank, you’re one of the po’ folks who are not tracked, but if you spend it, you’re one of the billionaires who deserve surveillance.

    Item 15: “Over 100,000 Guns Registered in Australian State Declared Missing.” Tragic boating accidents abound.

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  9. Communists are declaring everything a public health emergency because people believe what doctors say.

    Which is why US Deep State created the bioweapon and Sundance at Conservative Treehouse agrees. He wrote:

    "The U.S. Defense Dept developed SARS-CoV-2 in North Carolina. The 4th Branch (Intelligence Community) wanted to use it. The Pentagon restarts funding for development of SARS-CoV-2 in partnership with Wuhan, China – setting up the cover story. The 4th Branch (Intelligence Community) then uses the virus by releasing it in/around Wuhan. Everything after that is simply part of the 4th Branch covering their tracks. Wuhan, China becomes the patsy."

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  10. Daniel Alan Baker, a US Army veteran turned Syrian militia member,

    After a decade of proxy warfare that empowered Al Qaeda and ISIS, the US is now occupying one-third of Syria and imposing crippling sanctions that are crushing Syria’s economy and preventing reconstruction.
    Anyone who points this out will be called "a Russian agent."

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  11. 15 Be cautious like serpents. Don't get defanged.

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  12. ITEM 3: "Today I discovered the worst job ever: Paleofecal analyst." Yeah, but don? I's old and DRY, and almost out of the stink...

    Item 5: Butty should get back to work. His "wife" can take care of the kid. That's one of "her" household jobs.

    Item 6: At least it's NOT the NYT!

    Item 8: "The only threat to public health that racism poses is black thugs sucker-punching people of other colors in the name of the Knockout Game." What????? SURELY there are some white(ish) thugs...

    ITEM 9: "Just the News reported, "Senate Democrats are set Tuesday to announce a scaled-down version of the Biden administration's proposal to crack down on Americans it suspects are dodging taxes." Dems are bloodsuckers.

    Ithe 10: The ACLU has shown that it has gone over to "The DARK SIDE".

    Item 12: Don and your readers, I have to apologise for what I'm going to say: Psaki is Pshitty.

    ITEM 15: The Epoch Times reported, "Over 100,000 Guns Registered in Australian State Declared Missing." Boating accidents, most likely...


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    1. Regarding 5, I believe his name is “Buttigieg.” When L’il Pete was running for President, he even told us how to pronounce it.

      It is pronounced “Butt fudge fudge.”

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    2. Chasten is the "husband".according to Buttplug. That makes him, Buttplug, the
      "wife", so he should be on maternity leave, not paternity leave.

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    3. I can never remember how to spell his last name. It always comes out Buttisgay.

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    4. Pete Bootyfudge for President

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  13. “To say we never do any bills that tell businesses what they can and can’t do is false. It happens all the time. What we do as conservatives is say the government shouldn’t be overreaching,” he said.

    “Frankly, I think this harkens back to Nazi Germany. Our federal government is using federal dollars to coerce citizens into being obedient to the state.”

    - My man Craig Blair, WV State Senate President, yesterday, explaining his vote to protect businesses from a mandatory vax mandate

    Change begins locally. Schlongy is proving that. GOYA, y’all.

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    1. Thank you Z. It’s not hard to get involved. Enough of my typing. I need to go back to work for the American people.

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    2. Hat tip to the Schlardster, leaving as "Hail to the Chief" plays in the background!!!

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  14. “ "2,700 years ago, a human ate blue cheese, drank a pint, and pooped in a salt mine.”

    As ya do.

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  15. Item 5: Do you actually think sending Buttigieg back to work will solve the supply chain issue? We'd have been better off if none of the cabinet members ever went to work.

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    1. I'll quaff a pint and have some bleu cheese to that!

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    2. And later, squeeze out a chocolate hot dog in a salt mine for future generations to dissect.

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  16. Item 7.."As of Tuesday, 4,543 officers – a little over one third of the force – have not complied and are being given one last chance to report whether they've been vaccinated or be put on no-pay status"...I believe with this many people who know guns and being put out of work, that there are a few who might go the extra mile to show they aren't very happy about it. I sure hope Ol' Mayor Crypt Keeper doesn't have a boating accident!!!

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  17. Item 3: Paleofecal analyst? Isn't that Jen Psaki's present job??????

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  18. I grew up in DC. Never have had even low expectations of The Post.

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  19. Anyone got any curling news to cheer us up??

    3 - If you get bored, look up "The Lloyds Bank Turd." Really.

    4 - Derek Chauvin is a political prisoner.

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  20. Let's tell it like it is. "Lower your expectations" is an admission of failure.

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  21. Concerning the IRS SNOOPING PROPOSAL – "The new proposal will still allow the IRS to access information on accounts that transfer or receive more than $10,000 annually. However, it will exclude all wage income from counting toward the $10,000 threshold."

    The exclusion of wage income going into the account means nothing. When wage income comes out of the account, to pay bills, it will count toward the $10,000 threshold. That threshold is for “transfer or receive more than....”

    They are lying to you. Don’t take the bait.

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  22. Donald John Trump is still our president.

    1: Shorter, let them eat cake.

    Empty store shelves are a reminder that we did not win the Cold War. Red China did.

    No, they haven't. Not yet, anyway, and the Cold War was with Russia.

    I'm starting to worry about you.

    5: So much for America's short flirtation with the idea that homosexuals are just like everybody else and should be treated as such.

    6: These days, that might not save them.

    8: OK, then we can call Lefties the racists they are for allowing all those black-on-black murders.

    9: Still won't sell.

    10: The ACLU defended Nazi and KKK rallies in the name of free speech

    No, more like allowing Lefty protests like flag burning to go unprosecuted.

    11: When in the course of human events...

    12: Obama hates America and he filled the Biden administration with his fellow travelers.

    Zippy is just a figurehead. Dr Evil paid his freight.

    Who pays Dr Evil's is the question.

    And we all know.

    15: The Diggers were given their freedom, they never had to fight for it they way we did.

    Until now.

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  26. Re Item 14 car prices: Selling price is irrelevant. It's "TRANSACTION PRICE" that counts--that is, what you paid after the trade-in. Granted, car/truck prices are up; scarcity counts. But there's just as much scarcity in used cars.

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