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Thursday, July 08, 2021

The Lego Insurrection

For $269.99, you can buy a LEGO Architecture 21030 United States Capitol Building Kit (1032 Pieces) at Amazon. I do not advise doing so because buying the kit may invite a visit from the FBI (Fascist Bureau of Intimidation).

The manufacturer has already discontinued the product.

The Hill reported, "The FBI seized a fully constructed Lego set of the U.S. Capitol from the home of an alleged insurrectionist. 

"Prosecutors detailed the finding in a court document for Robert Morss, who was arrested on June 11 at his home in Glenshaw, Pa.

"The government argued that Morss should be detained pending trial.

"According to the court filing dated July 2, law enforcement recovered clothing and other items from Morss’s home that match what he carried on Jan. 6. Among the items were a “'Don’t Tread on Me' flag, a neck gaiter, a military utility bag, a black tourniquet, and military fatigues.”

"In addition, 'law enforcement also recovered a fully constructed U.S. Capitol Lego set,' prosecutors wrote.

"It’s unclear why Morss had the Lego set."

Our Capitol is now off-limits to Americans, and even having a toy model of the Capitol can get you in dutch with the FBI.

Gee, maybe I cannot even write the word Capitol. Maybe I should write it C*****l.

The Legoland seizure has spawned mockery of the Lego Insurrection. Washington has amped up its language against Americans to the point of no return. They called a mostly peaceful protest at the Capitol an insurrection while calling last summer's riots "mostly peaceful protests" despite billions of dollars in damage.

We dare now mock those who would be our masters.

Via Instapundit.

This is dumb. Doubly dumb. First, the FBI seized a toy. Then the FBI told everyone it seized a toy.

Well, Burgermeister Meisterburger also hated toys.

And Chairman Xi has banned Winnie the Pooh because the toy bear looks like him.

Political satirist Tim Young told Fox, "As any historian worth his weight in little multi-colored plastic bricks will tell you, Legos were used in some of the most significant and evil plots in history.

"The fall of Rome -- Legos; plotting the transportation of slaves to America -- Legos; the battle of Gettysburg, confederate army only, – Legos; the holocaust – Legos. I could go on and on.

"It just makes sense. The FBI clearly needs to collect any toy for children 8 and up to complete their investigation."

Fox also got comment from other people with a sense of humor.

Babylon Bee CEO Seth Dillon asked, "Is the suggestion that this guy planned the riot using toys the way Doc Brown planned to send Marty back to the future?" 

Then Snopes immediately fact-checked him and pointed out that "Back to the Future" was a movie.

So there.

Washington keeps spinning out these crazy conspiracy theories such as the Russian Collusion hoax, which the FBI used to spy on Donald John Trump for Barack Hussein Obama.

But Washington calls the truth crazy conspiracy theories. Obama really did spy on President Trump using the FBI.

This is scary stuff. These people have F-15s and nukes, something Josef Biden warned gun owners about. Washington may be wimpy when it comes to Red China, but Washington is Hulk Hogan when it comes to its battle with the American people. 

The Washington Examiner reported, "A former House Republican who once led multiple investigations into Bill and Hillary Clinton’s scandals is urging prosecutors to subpoena the records of former President Donald Trump's top officials and family members to determine if they had any involvement in the Jan. 6 Capitol riot.

"Former Rep. Barbara Comstock told a Zoom meeting today that Ivanka Trump, Donald Trump Jr., and former chief of staff Mark Meadows should be on the list of those in the spotlight."

Comstock is hysterical, which is the default state of everyone in Washington.

The real insurrection was when we elected and re-elected Donald Trump. They could not block the first one, but by gum they are determined to block the second one.

The people are rising. Unlike all the Antifa and BLM riots, the January 6 protest was not an officially sanctioned street demonstration. It shook Washington by the eyeteeth. Now the Washington bullies fear Legos.

28 comments:

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    1. Your Gestapo at work, Jeffery.

      And your side thinks it's going to take over the country?

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    2. Ed the Clutcher, nobody cares about your underwear called Jeffrey.

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    3. I had to consult the Urban Dictionary to decipher SMFH (well, I knew what the F would be). Tell me, is there an interpreter site for edutcher’s comments? BTW, thanks for the link! I just bought a Capitol LEGO set for my grandson. I’ll bet it pays for his college someday.

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    4. I just type the letters in and I get a site called Urban Dictionary, ICYMI!

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    5. We are seeing a hostile takeover of America by democrat terrorists and their master plan is horiffic
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  2. Even Uncle Saul told his acolytes ridicule is the worst thing you can do to someone.

    Well, the FIB has just been bombed.

    I don't know what Joe and the Ho has, but it's catching faster than Flu Manchu.

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    1. I didn't expect that dirty talk about the VP coming out of your mouth El Doucher. You have been the one that would chastise any poster that would use inappropriate words/language. You have shown you are a hypocrite in every form...you are the weakest link... good luck making $50,000 a month from home 🏠!!!

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    2. I didn't expect that dirty talk about the VP coming out of your mouth El Doucher. You have been the one that would chastise any poster that would use inappropriate words/language. You have shown you are a hypocrite in every form...you are the weakest link... good luck making $50,000 a month from home 🏠!!!

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    3. I will patiently wait for you to awaken from your whiskey induced nap to give a rebuttal and explain more about your relationship with Jeff!!!

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    4. E-douche usually never responds. He's like the Drive-by media. He shoots off his Jeffrey rounds and drives on

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  3. “This is scary stuff. These people have F-15s and nukes, something Josef Biden warned gun owners about. Washington may be wimpy when it comes to Red China, but Washington is Hulk Hogan when it comes to its battle with the American people.”

    Don, you nailed it!!!

    This is “Washington” behaving exactly in the same way absolute RINO doormats like John McCain, Mitt Romney, or Paul Ryan behaved when they face(d) a Democrat or a Democrat Propaganda Sock-puppet (see, Mitt Romney being castrated and decapitated with a dull butter knife by Candy Crowley live during a nationally televised debate with Obozo for a most infamous example).

    McCain, Romney, and Ryan behaved so cravingly and weak when facing a Democrat or a Democrat sock-puppet that doormats across the World proclaimed in unison “how dare you call these castrated fools ‘doormats’;!not even the weakest doormat is this pitiful.”

    Yet these same pitiful soulless individuals, McCain, Romney, Ryan, pump(ed) out their chests and their very tiny microscopic allegedly male appendices and act(ed) like clones of Attila the Hun when attacking a fellow Republican who is an actual principled conservative or America-First Conservative.

    Let’s get one thing straight. Conservative American-First Patriots are not going to be able to focus their full fire-power against the Marxists which have infiltrated and hijacked the Democrat Party and most of America’s other major institutions until we have largely destroyed and made irrelevant the Establishment Chamber of Commerce RINOs.

    Force the Globalist US Chamber of Commerce to fully come out in favor of the Democrat Party and against Working Americans’ Trumpist Republican Party.

    Force soulless turncoats like Liz Cheney to join the Democrat Party.

    This is already happening. It needs to be continued, accelerated, and more highly publicized so more and more of the American People come to understand who is on their side.

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  4. Does anyone need further evidence to confirm that the FBI is a Mickey Mouse organization???

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  6. Every employee of the FBI is an armed criminal threat to every citizen.

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  7. Every employee of the FBI is an armed criminal threat to every citizen.

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  8. Every employee of the FBI is an armed criminal threat to every citizen.

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    1. Yes. I'm so tired of the disclaimer, "I'm not talking about the rank and file agent" blah blah blah. Screw all of them. If they're really good men, they'd do something to fix it

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  9. I'd love to see a congressional Republican introduce a bill to defund the FBI, with its hard core replaced by social workers.

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    1. They need to address the unaccountable Capital* Police that our overlord Nancy is dispatching to FL and CA which I sincerely believe is nowhere in the vicinity of the US Capitol.

      *Capital is in punishment by death.

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  10. Famous But Incompetent.
    The feebs.

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  11. Like The Leader of the Free World, Joe Biden, Biden's FBI is a joke, but I don't find it very funny.

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