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Tuesday, May 25, 2021

Highlights of the News

ITEM 1: SI reported, "Scotland Captures First World Mixed Doubles Curling Championship."

The story said, "Scotland, the birthplace of curling, won its first world title in the mixed doubles discipline on home ice Sunday afternoon.

"Jennifer Dodds and Bruce Mouat won a 9-7 championship final over Norway’s Kristin Skaslien and Magnus Nedregotten, who won Olympic bronze in 2018.

"The final was a see-saw affair in which each pair scored a three-ender plus a total of three deuces."

Everybody else told their readers Phil Mickelson won the PGA tournament. Here, you get curling news.

In June, Highlights celebrates Accordion Awareness Month. I just do what readers ask me to do. Call me genie because your wish is my command.

ITEM 2: CBS reported, "This week on 60 Minutes, correspondent Lesley Stahl reported on the health care challenges facing the transgender community, amid a spate of legislation being introduced in states across the country that would limit care for transgender youth.

"The report, titled Transgender Healthcare, introduced the 60 Minutes audience to a group of people who call themselves detransitioners, those who took steps to transition but chose to reverse the process. Their stories highlight an issue of increasing concern for some providers in the transgender healthcare field. They said some patients are not being properly evaluated in accordance with professional guidelines before being prescribed hormone treatments or approved for surgery.

"Stahl and the producing team of Alexandra Poolos and Collette Richards began reporting on the story in December, methodically contacting doctors, clinicians, activists, transgender people and their families, and people who detransitioned."

The backlash is as one might expect.

But you cannot sew it back on.

I say you wait until you are old enough to drink before you are allowed to make this decision. Jenner waited until age 65.

ITEM 3: The media called President Trump morbidly obese.

Chairman Mao at 73 swam faster than today's Olympic champions.

According to the press.

ITEM 4: The Daily Wire reported, "Florida Governor Ron DeSantis (R) signed legislation Monday reining in big tech companies and empowering users who believe they have been discriminated against unfairly.

"DeSantis signed the bill, which he touted as the first of its kind in the United States, at a ceremony in Miami. His office sent out a release explaining the bill:

" 'All Floridians treated unfairly by Big Tech platforms will have the right to sue companies that violate this law — and win monetary damages. This reform safeguards the rights of every Floridian by requiring social media companies to be transparent about their content moderation practices and give users proper notice of changes to those policies, which prevents Big Tech bureaucrats from moving the goalposts to silence viewpoints they don’t like.

" 'The Attorney General of Florida can bring action against technology companies that violate this law, under Florida’s Unfair and Deceptive Trade Practices Act. If social media platforms are found to have violated antitrust law, they will be restricted from contracting with any public entity. That antitrust violator blacklist imposes real consequences for Big Tech oligopolies’ bottom line.

" 'Big Tech is prohibited from de-platforming Floridian political candidates. The Florida Election Commission will impose fines of $250,000 per day on any social media company that de-platforms any candidate for statewide office, and $25,000 per day for de-platforming candidates for non-statewide offices. Any Floridian can block any candidate they don’t want to hear from, and that is a right that belongs to each citizen — it’s not for Big Tech companies to decide'."

Now to get a Republican president and a Republican Congress to make this the law of the land.

Community standards are set by the community, not the oligarchs.

ITEM 5: Politico reported, "Former Secretary of State Mike Pompeo is making plans to travel to Israel later this week, three people with knowledge of the plans said.

"Pompeo’s potential trip could come the same week that Secretary of State Antony Blinken is also traveling there, and as conflict between Israel and Hamas has roiled the region.

"A person close to the former secretary of state said the plans are not finalized because of Israel’s Covid protocols. That person added that Pompeo, a former CIA director, would travel as a private citizen to celebrate the retirement of Yossi Cohen, the head of Israel’s intelligence agency, Mossad.

"Pompeo may also meet privately with nongovernmental officials, according to the person, who added that Pompeo alerted Blinken of his plans.

"The former secretary of State was a staunch defender of Israel during his time in office. Pompeo was America’s top diplomat during the negotiation of the Abraham Accords — bilateral deals that normalized relations between Israel and a number of Arab countries."

We get the message loud and clear.

Keep Calm and Wait Biden Out.

ITEM 6: The Post Millennial reported, "Andrew Giuliani claimed on Twitter that New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio prohibited the New York Police Department from protecting pro-Israel demonstrators in Times Square amid growing incidents of anti-Semitic attacks in the city."

Once America's melting pot, New York City has turned into Berlin 1934.

ITEM 7: Trending Politics reported, "In a video posted on social media, Kwame Brown, the No. 1 overall NBA draft pick in 2001, blasted Democrats in general for continually making claims and promises on which they have never delivered, a pattern which held true during Joe Biden’s campaign.

Brown said, "“You fake woke n*gros man, y’all, y’all are the worst thing to the black community.

"You fake woke n****s won’t allow independent thought, because I don’t care who you vote for. I ain’t never cuss nobody out for voting for the Democratic party, I ain’t ever called anyone a coon or a disrespectful name, none of that.”

"You motherf***ers are, you guys that do that, not all Democrats do that, but the guys who do that, y’all are the new version of the KKK. White folks don’t got to do nothing. You all are the new version of the KKK because you try to intimidate.

"You try to exile black folks and you try to cancel them because they don’t agree with you and that’s sad. You act like you doing something righteous for doing that, ‘the Democratic Party is our people!’ So, you going to hurt another black man for the white people that you like? You a fool."

I will bet he also opposes slavery in Red China.

ITEM 8: The Washington Examiner reported, "The Supreme Court unanimously ruled against a Mexican green card holder challenging a deportation order on Monday.

"The court's ruling reversed a previous decision from the California-based U.S. Court of Appeals for the 9th Circuit. That court had held that Refugio Palomar-Santiago, a Mexican citizen deported for a 1998 DUI, was removed invalidly because of a subsequent Supreme Court decision finding that DUIs were not sufficient cause for removal.

"The case arose in 2019 when Palomar-Santiago was found to be in the country illegally. He argued, and the 9th Circuit agreed, that his original deportation was not valid. Justice Sonia Sotomayor struck down that notion in the court's unanimous opinion.

"Sotomayor wrote that Palomar-Santiago had not attempted to exhaust all of his other options to reverse the deportation before reentering the country illegally. She chided the 9th Circuit, which the court frequently reverses, for attempting to excuse him from normal procedures."

I appreciate the 9-0 ruling but I am troubled to learn that DUI is not sufficient grounds to deport an illegal alien.

Being here illegally should be sufficient grounds for deportation.

ITEM 9: The Epoch Times reported, "Iowa Gov. Kim Reynolds and Alabama Gov. Kay Ivey have signed bills into law, joining more states to prohibit COVID-19 vaccine passports at the state level.

"Ivey signed Senate Bill 267 into law on Monday, while Reynolds signed House File 889 into law on May 20."

I am pretty sure requiring passports to travel from state to state is unconstitutional, not that the Constitution seems to matter anymore.

ITEM 10: The Indian Express reported, "Days after Twitter flagged some posts by ruling party leaders alleging a Congress plot to malign the Prime Minister and the Central Government as manipulated media, a team of Delhi Police’s Special Cell Monday — working under the Union Home Ministry — knocked on the doors of Twitter India’s Delhi and Gurgaon offices to ostensibly serve the social media platform a notice.

"This ratchets up the controversy over tweets by BJP leaders alleging a Congress toolkit, which the Congress has called fake. A Delhi Police official said they had decided to issue a notice to Twitter after receiving complaints from Rohan Gupta, who heads the Congress’s social media department, and M V Rajeev Gowda, the party’s national spokesperson, over the BJP’s toolkit allegations."

Twitter censors.

India raids.

Don't want none, don't start none.

I trust Governor DeSantis took notes.

ITEM 11Jacob Palmieri reported, "Biden Has A Brain Freeze–Struggles To Read Notes."

You know, he should call a lid right now and not open it back up until 20 JAN 25 when he hands over the Resolute Desk to a Republican.

ITEM 12: Reuters reported, "U.S. Commerce Secretary Gina Raimondo said on Monday a proposed $52 billion boost in U.S. government funding for semiconductor production and research could result in seven to 10 new U.S. factories.

"Raimondo said at an event outside a Micron Technology Inc. chip factory that she anticipated the government funding would generate $150 billion-plus in investment in chip production and research – including contributions from state and federal governments and private-sector firms."

Raimondo, who has zero business experience, said, "We just need the federal money … to unlock private capital. It could be seven, could be eight, could be nine, could be 10 new factories in America by the time we’re done."

That's not how it works.

Instead of doling out money for the chip factory version of Solyndra, the government should roll back the red tape and slap high tariffs on foreign chips. That worked to build our industries a century ago. 

ITEM 13: Forbes reported, "French fashion tycoon Bernard Arnault is the world’s richest person this Monday morning, with an estimated net worth of $186.3 billion—putting him $300 million above Jeff Bezos, who is worth $186 billion, and Elon Musk, worth $147.3 billion."

So, I am only $186.3 billion behind Arnault.

And moments later, Forbes added a correction, "Since this story was published, Jeff Bezos has returned to number one on the Forbes real-time billionaire tracker."

I don't think Forbes knows what it is taking about.

For all we know, I may be only $185.9 billion behind the two men.

ITEM reported, "Secretary of State Antony Blinken on Sunday acknowledged that Iran funds terrorist proxies across the Middle East, but confirmed that the Biden administration is looking to lift sanctions against the regime in Tehran anyway."

Democrats hate Israel and want it destroyed, and they do not care who knows it.

We need to get Donald Trump or his designated replacement in the Oval Office as soon as possible.

ITEM 15: CNBC reported, "The Covid-19 resurgence in some parts of Asia could lead to a change in fortunes for China, according to an economist.

"Previously, the U.S.-China trade war caused companies to move their supply chains out of China, shifting their production and distribution networks for products and services. As a result, countries like Vietnam and India benefited as companies moved to set up shop in their countries.

"But the situation appears to be changing, and supply chains could pivot back to China as cases spike in India and Vietnam, according to Zhang Zhiwei, chief economist at Pinpoint Asset Management."

This is no coincidence.

Red China uses covid 19 as a weapon in its War Against The World.

ITEM 16: Fox reported, "The FBI is investigating a suspicious package, filled with white powder and bearing an image threatening violence, that arrived at Republican Sen. Rand Paul's home in Kentucky Monday.

"On the outside of the envelope was a picture of a bruised and bandaged Paul with a gun to his head and a threat printed beneath it: 'I’ll finish what your neighbor started you motherf------'

"Paul in 2017 was assaulted by his neighbor, Rene Boucher, while doing yard work. Boucher badly injured the senator, breaking five of his ribs. and eventually pleaded guilty to assaulting a member of Congress."

Boucher is a Democrat.

The senator's wife tweeted.

Democrats are a violent people. Approach with caution.

ITEM 17: The Jerusalem Post reported, "BBC News correspondent Tala Halawa has recently come under fire for a series of anti-Semitic tweets that have been unearthed by pro-Israel Twitter user Gnasherjew, according to Honest Reporting.

"Halawa is a BBC digital journalist who specializes in Palestinian affairs and covers the Israeli-Palestinian conflict."

As an anti-Semite, she has job security in the journalism trade. If BBC cans her, the Hamas-Shielding Associated Press will hire her.

ITEM 18: The New York Post reported, "The Democratic-led state Senate plans to throw the book at New York’s embattled watchdog Joint Commission on Public Ethics Tuesday, preparing to pass legislation overhauling the panel. 

"Although JCOPE has long been criticized for its lack of transparency and close ties to Gov. Andrew Cuomo, the last straw came several weeks ago following revelations that the entire commission never discussed or voted to approve the governor’s outside income related to his controversial, $5.1 million book deal.

"Instead, it was secretly greenlit by staff — enraging commissioners who later launched an investigation into the dealings. "

Why bother with a reform?

As long as New York is a blue state in which the governorship is handed down from generation to generation, its state government will remain a racketeer-influenced corrupt organization.

Instead of passing a new law, impeach and remove the granny-killing misogynist.

That would strike fear in his successors.

ITEM 19: Politico reported, "U.S. health officials and the State Department on Monday warned Americans against travel to Japan because of a surge in coronavirus cases in the country, which is preparing to host the Olympics in just two months.

"The twin alerts don’t ban U.S. citizens from visiting the country, but they could have an impact on insurance rates for travelers and may factor into decisions by Olympic athletes and spectators on whether to compete in or attend the games, which are due to start in July. There was no immediate indication as to what effect the warnings might have on would-be Olympic-goers."

If you are vaccinated, you should be able to go.

That is the whole point of vaccination.

Just so we are clear, the Biden administration won't boycott the Red China Olympics to protest slavery, but is discouraging attendance at Japan's Olympics.

FINALLY, Donald Trump reported, "Highly respected pollster John McLaughlin says 73% of all Republicans want Trump to run again in 2024 and Republican primary voters would support him 82%-13%. Even the Washington Post has just reported 'All Republican Roads Lead to Mar-a-Lago.'

"What WaPo and other members of the Fake News Media don’t report is that Joe Biden is of no interest to anybody—21 million less people watched his Joint Address to Congress than watched mine.

"Also, Biden’s ratings have killed the Radical Left Fake News Cable Channels. MSNBC and CNN have plummeted in the ratings. MSNBC doesn’t have a show in the top 10 of all cable news programs, and CNN doesn’t even have a show in the top 100. They should have embraced and endorsed Trump—their ratings would have been at new highs! I have been doing very limited media so the American public could see just how big of a disaster the Biden Administration has been, and I was right. Inflation, the Border Crisis, our forgotten Military, war in the Middle East, all as a result of Biden’s mistakes. Our Country is being destroyed. Watch, it’s only going to get worse!

"The Washington Post also incorrectly reported about my website viewership. We have not yet launched our own social media platform, but even the very basic site we have to post our statements has received 36.7 million views over the past month alone, and we’re getting more traffic to our website now than in 2020, an Election year! This number would be even greater if we were still on Twitter and Facebook, but since Big Tech has illegally banned me, tens of millions of our supporters have stopped using these platforms because they’ve become boring and nasty.

"My website is a place where everyone can see my statements, issued in real time, and engage with the MAGA Movement. This is meant to be a temporary way of getting my thoughts and ideas out to the public without the Fake News spin, but the website is not a platform. It is merely a way of communicating until I decide on what the future will be for the choice or establishment of a platform. It will happen soon. Stay tuned!"

We are.

According to the Washington Post, its website had 77 million visits in April. Double The Donald's, sure, but it has a large staff and posted thousands of stories.

That 77 million was down from 88 million in March and 82.5 million in February.

It was down from 111 million in January.

Oh, and in April 2020, WaPo had 111 million visitors.

WaPo should worry about its own traffic and let The Donald worry about his.


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    1. Thinking you're born in the wrong body is a mental illness and form of body dysphoria like the emaciated anorexic who, looking in the mirror, sees a fat person.

      No doctor would put an anorexic on a diet or person who loves them agree they should stop eating.

      What is the objective of people who manipulate mentally ill claiming compassion? It's not just the "transgender", we see it also in people living on the street pooping on the sidewalks.

      We know what it is and Leslie Stahl should be asking that question.

    2. On the plus side, people with serious mental health issues should not be having children....
      Honestly, the first step here should be making the shrinks financially liable for physical damage suffered by patients they fail to correctly treat. Limit insurance exposure to $1,000,000 but place no cap on individual liability. By that I mean the shrinks can be sued for every penny they will ever have if a person is damaged by a medical procedure they recommend.
      Second, I would make illegal any surgical treatment or hormone treatment on a person younger than eighteen. I would also require that any person wanting to get mutilated be required to live as the opposite sex for five years prior to surgery, and three years before hormone treatment.
      That's my legal view. My moral view is this is an affront to GOD, and everything we can do to prevent someone from self harm should be done. As with the suicidal, you can only hide the knives and sleeping pills for so long. Eventually you either help them or accept that they are hellbent on self destructive behavior.

    3. Speaking of anorexics, Israel was the first country to require that fashion models maintain a healthy body mass index to be published or walk the catwalks.

  2. And some dull tool female from the Miami Herald got her arse handed to her by Guv D when she asked if the deplatforming bill was a gift to Trump. Now I know why Mr. T is so rich. HE charges THEM rent for living inside THEIR heads.

    1. And watching the local TV and radio coverage, the reporter was loudly and roundly booed down by the audience! Brought a smile to an old Jarheads face!

  3. 1 - Snowgander’s started something. Don comes through for us. A picture from the article showing the Sweden/Canada teams would have been nice.

    4 - Xiden is the most fit president ever, I am learning. And works the hardest. Puts on the most hours. Wow. I guess we shouldn’t judge this book by it’s cover. Then I read item 11 and figure that reports of Xiden’s mental decline are just propaganda. According to mainstream media.

    8&9 - illegal isn’t illegal anymore. The Constitution isn’t the law anymore. Thanks liberals.

    14 - In a stare down with Iran, Blinken blinks.

    FINALLY - I visit PDJT’s site. Telling it like it is.

    1. So, we've got Blinken, and we certainly have Nod. The only question left is just who is Winken.

  4. Item 7: Yesterday American Thinker had a must read article by an author from former communist Czechoslovakia titled: No Race Has Ever Done More for Another Race than White Americans Have Done for Black Americans

    This is what SHOULD be taught in schools and reported in media

    1. I second that article.BTW the BLM types have no idea what real racism is.They are the racists.

    2. They are probably just parrots.

  5. Re #11 keep calm, Don.

    And MAGA on

    President emeritus Trump will be president again by the end of 21.

    Say it loud, say it proud

    TRUMP 21!

  6. Dear Media: We win, you lose.

    Checkmark #1: COVID came from the lab.

    On deck: Stopthesteal, Russiagate, Global warming, Masks and lockdowns, covid treatments, George Floyd,

  7. Item 15: CNBC is lying. Supply chains began moving out of China when Trump put tariffs on China demanding FAIR trade, not FREE trade. This was long before China released the virus on the world. In fact, releasing the virus was retaliation.

    China is now letting the world know, it dictates world trade rules and Xiden won't do a damn thing about it.

    1. Of course he and the National Socialist Democrats of America Partei will do nothing.

      They, along with the Enemedia, Academia, the SJW/BLM/Antifa sturmabteilung and the COViD/ Cancel cults are owned and operated by the CCP.

  8. Snowgander. In picture is she kneeling for the National Anthem?

  9. I had no idea Scotland invented curling.Add another unusual sport to the Scots.
    Curling,Golf, Highland games in general...

    1. Some Canadians dispute that claim. But it's likely that there were many people in many places who played around sliding things across the ice during the winter. (Don, don't try this with your Bentley. :-) )

  10. Item #1....Don, one of us ought to dig up that old Mike Royko column: the accordion vs. the guitar. It was a gem.

  11. Item 4: DeSantis knows what he's doing. If he runs for President, the "media" will jump all over him and try to stomp him into the ground. Which is likely to stomp up a YUGE groundswell for him.

    Item 9: I keep my Covid shot record in my shirt pocket, so that if needed, I can pull it out, put it in my left hand and hold it out, while raising my right arm up to 45 degrees, und zay: "Hier ist mein papier, Herr/Frau Oberst!" I await the opportunity...

    Item 14: The STUPID is STRONG in the Biden Administration.

    1. I made a photocopy of my covid shot record that I keep in my wallet while keeping the original in a safe place at home.

  12. "Weightlifting, Gatorade and Birthday Calls" sounds more like me on vacation than a high-power executive workload.

    1. I do a lot of 28oz curls, the size of my tea cup.

  13. 'Morning, fellow curling enthusiasts...

    1 - And glad to welcome Don to said fold! :-) Thanks! Well, it started out as a quasi-lark when everyone started searching for a non-woke sport (even chess has slipped into that swamp), and curling came to mind. But as everyone (including myself) has been discovering, it's a neat-and-interesting sport, is unwoke, and is very classy. Let's make curling the new national sport!

    7 - "So, you going to hurt another black man for the white people that you like?" Remember, all of this is a proxy war - the real war is entrenched, incompetent, "elite" (sic) whites against aspiring, competent, non-elite whites.

    12 - Both Samsung and TSMC are quite happy (without subsidies) to build IC manufacturing facilities in the US - mostly foundries to provide fabrication services for US fabless design companies (like Qualcomm). (This leads to a question for another day - if Qualcomm designs an IC in San Diego and it is then fabricated in both a TSMC facility in Taoyuan, Taiwan and a TSMC facility in Tempe, Arizona, are the ones fabbed in Tempe domestic and the ones fabbed in Taoyuan subject to high tariffs?) The problem with subsidies like this is that always go to prop up failure. Intel is the "American" entry in the big-three of the IC business (other two mentioned above), but Samsung and TSMC are well-managed while Intel has mismanaged itself into the ditch. Thirty years back, IBM mismanaged itself into the ditch and demanded subsidies to "have manufacturing in the US" (a request that was fortunately denied). And back in the 1970s, the big-three automakers mismanaged themselves into the toilet and demanded... (note a trend here?)...

    14 - "Democrats hate Israel and want it destroyed, and they do not care who knows it." They also don't care WHO does it, or HOW...

    16 - "And yes, we have guns." Good.

    18 - Sometime, take a look at a map of NY (state) by county or Congressional district; it's actually mostly red (really!).

    1. Accordion. Curling. You goof on things you know little about and then discover they are good things.

    2. True dat. As my moniker might indicate, I had some familiarity with curling (since it's a cold-weather sport). But I'm glad that others are finding that it's an interesting (and so far unwoke) little game that is very easy to understand (rules are very simple).

      Curling as the new national sport? Why not?

    3. Let's make frog marching donks to the penitentiary the new national sport.

  14. BTW (quasi-venting here - rare for me), interesting comment last evening from PDJT on his web page about how a new front in the election audits has opened in NH.

    PDJT should have won NH last year, particularly after reforms closed the invitation for cheating that was embedded in NH law. This was the oddity that it was allowed to show up to vote in NH on election day, claiming that "I just moved here but don't have my driver's license or any other proof of residence yet." In 2016, more than 6,000 votes were cast in this way; under NH law, a new resident has to get a driver's license within 45 or 90 days (forget which)... and the number of people who did this in the period after the 2016 election was about 600... so at least 5400 of the votes so-cast were likely illegal. In 2016, PDJT lost NH by about 2,000 votes.

    While fortunately NH wasn't decisive, a sitting GOP senator (Kelly Ayotte) was unseated by about 1,000 votes - so this was likely a fraudulent result, without which the GOP would still have a majority in the Senate.

    The Republican-controlled NH legislature repeatedly tried to fix this thing (like most states, requiring residence before being able to vote), but it was continually vetoed by the D governor Maggie Hassan. And the D who won the 2016 Senate contest fraudulently? None other than Maggie Hassan.

    When NH finally got back an R governor in 2017, one of his first acts was to sign the legislation fixing the same-day thing. So it looks like the donks had to find another way to cheat...

    1. They've been practicing multiple cheating techniques for years and used them all in 2020.

  15. #14: recall Kerry did the same. Admitted that money from Obama's pallet of cash to Iran would be used for terrorism.
    Yes they hate Israel. But that's not a crime, we see that daily. We should get them on the real crime of Traitor. Seems like aiding and abetting enemies is still illegal?? Maybe?? - Marv

  16. #7- I'm no fan of basketball, and know nothing about Kwame Brown, so I looked him up.
    Apparently straight out of high school to the N.B.A. was his path, but after reading his comments, it certainly looks like his education was terrible or worse; the man speaks in a black ghetto tongue. Did they not teach English in that high school or just rap-speak ?

    1. His school is a colossal failure, they didn't teach him anything, and completely failed to indoctrinate him. I'll take him over a hundred Harvard snobs any day.

  17. "For all we know, I may be only $185.9 billion behind the two men."
    For all we know, you may just be in the rounding errors behind those two guyz.

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  19. ITEM 6: Don't the police have some kind of rule about not obeying illegal orders? Our military does. Seems the cops would as well.
    After all, would we expect the cops (on order) to beat the heck out of passersby? No, we'd expect them to refrain. Similarly, we should expect them to continue to enforce the law and protect the public, even if ordered to do otherwise.
    Not just NYC, but Portland, Minneapolis, and all the other woebegone cities.

  20. I'm not vaccinated. Can I still comment here?

    1. I'm not, either. Everyone I know has gotten very sick from it. All these "experts" and govt. officials are essentially admitting it doesn't work with their statements, edicts, and behavior. There is a very real danger of getting blood clots and strokes from any of these vaccines and I'm not rolling the dice on that one given my family history. I'd stand a higher chance of dying or being debilitated by the vaccine than the virus. I stand a greater chance of dying driving to and from work each day than dying from the virus.

    2. Don't believe me about the driving part? Try driving on I-35 in Travis county at 6:15AM. Rock haulers, cement trucks, various construction contractor vehicles, semis galore all driving 80+ mph/hour and driving like they all had stolen their trucks. Did I mention the unsecured/improperly secured loads many of them carry year round and the retred tires on the semis blowing out in the summer? Fun times...

  21. Why did man invent curling?

    To convince women sweeping was a sport.

    1. To teach men how to use a broom to clean up their own messes instead of behaving like toddlers.

  22. "In June, Highlights celebrates Accordion Awareness Month."... Let me say, Dick would gladly take a good beating to cancel the June Awareness Month. Shove that Genie back in the bottle of Crown, don't come back till July!!!