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Thursday, February 25, 2021

Highlights of the News

Guess what may finally cost Andrew Cuomo his job.

ITEM 1: The New York Times reported, "A former aide to Gov. Andrew M. Cuomo published a lengthy essay on Wednesday morning accusing the governor of sexual harassment and outlining several unsettling episodes, including an unsolicited kiss in his Manhattan office.

"The aide, Lindsey Boylan, described several years of uncomfortable interactions with Mr. Cuomo, a third-term Democrat, including an invitation to play strip poker on a government airplane and an email from another top aide suggesting that the governor thought she was a better-looking sister of another woman.

"Ms. Boylan, who worked for the state's economic development agency at the time, published that email from December 2016, and said the governor began calling her the other woman’s name in professional settings, an experience she described as degrading.

"Ms. Boylan, who is running for Manhattan borough president, first publicly accused the governor of sexual harassment in December, in a series of remarks on Twitter. At the time, Ms. Boylan did not speak to the media, offer details of the alleged harassment or provide corroboration."

Killing grannies won't cost him his job.

Lying about killing grannies won't cost him his job. 

Maybe this will because she thinks telling this tale will win her election to queen of Manhattan.

It is Pass the Popcorn Time in Poca, West Virginia.

ITEM 2: Just the News reported, "A group of U.S. senators on Wednesday directed Amazon to give a detailed explanation as to why it removed from its digital shelves a book by a Princeton-educated political philosopher that criticized prevailing transgender orthodoxy. 

"Ryan Anderson, the president of the Ethics and Public Policy Center, revealed this week that Amazon removed his 2018 book When Harry Became Sally: Responding to the Transgender Movement, with no explanation and with no apparent recourse to have the book re-instated on Amazon's digital storefront. 

"In a letter to Amazon on Wednesday, Florida Sen. Marco Rubio, along with three other GOP senators, demanded that Amazon explain its reasoning behind its removal of Anderson's book."

Amazon is more powerful than the United States government. It cannot be controlled.

ITEM 3: Newscenter 1 reported, "Governor Kristi Noem signed House Bill 1051, which requires medical professionals to offer any baby born alive the same medical care they would offer for any other child – regardless of the circumstances of the child’s birth."

The story also said, "The law requires medical professionals to provide the same means, medical skills, and treatment to every child born alive immediately following an attempted abortion as they would any other child."

Expect some ghouls to challenge this in federal court.

ITEM 4: Kevin McCarthy tweeted, "The Democrats'  COVID bill is too 𝑒𝑥𝑝𝑒𝑛𝑠𝑖𝑣𝑒 and too 𝑒𝑥𝑝𝑎𝑛𝑠𝑖𝑣𝑒. Only 9% of the $1.9 trillion will be spent to actually fight the pandemic."

That means $1.7 trillion will go to pay off Chairman Xiden's supporters.

No wonder they do not want you to talk about The Eal-stay.

I wonder how much the Cheney family gets.

ITEM 5: Joy Behar said, "Tucker Carlson needs to be tied up and put in the corner somewhere, so we never hear from him again."

I guess she does not realize you can switch TV stations.

The media is now demanding censorship.

The next Republican president should deliver. In spades.

ITEM 6: United Press International reported, "Drugmakers told Congress Tuesday that supplies of covid-19 vaccines will grow dramatically over the next month as they prepare to double the pace of production.

"Executives from Pfizer and Moderna, the only companies so far with vaccines approved for use in the United States, told lawmakers of the increase during a hearing before the House energy and commerce committee.

"Pfizer Chief Business Officer John Young said in prepared testimony that his company has made logistical improvements and plans to go from producing 5 million doses per week at the start of February to more than 13 million weekly doses by mid-March."

It was rather difficult for President Donald John Trump to distribute vaccines that did not exist.

ITEM 7: CNBC reported, "Australia has passed a new law that will require digital platforms like Facebook and Google to pay local media outlets and publishers to link their content on news feeds or in search results.

"The move was widely expected and comes days after the government introduced some last-minute amendments to the proposed bill, which known officially as the News Media and Digital Platforms Mandatory Bargaining Code.

"Facebook announced Monday it will restore news pages in Australia, reversing an earlier decision to block access to news content in Australia in retaliation against the then proposed bill."

If Google and Facebook approve of the law, it is not regulation. It is a barrier to competition.

ITEM 8Reuters reported, "Honduran President Juan Orlando Hernandez said on Wednesday that allegations by U.S. prosecutors of his involvement with organized crime could affect cooperation with Washington in fighting drug trafficking."

That is the whole point of the allegations.

Chairman Xiden does not want to fight drug trafficking. He wants a docile, doped-up America.

ITEM 9: Newsmax reported, "A federal judge indefinitely banned President Joe Biden's administration from enforcing a 100-day moratorium on most deportations.

"U.S. District Judge Drew Tipton issued a preliminary injunction sought by Texas, which argued the moratorium violated federal law and risked imposing additional costs on the state.

"Biden proposed the 100-day pause on deportations during his campaign as part of a larger review of immigration enforcement and an attempt to reverse the priorities of former President Donald Trump. Biden has proposed a sweeping immigration bill that would allow the legalization of an estimated 11 million people living in the U.S. illegally. He has also instituted other guidelines on whom immigration and border agents should target for enforcement."

Trump appointed Tipton. 

Now we know the difference between a Trump judge and an Obama judge. A Trump judge upholds federal law. An Obama judge makes the law up as he goes along.

ITEM 10: ABC reported, "Iowa Republicans were moving swiftly Wednesday to sharply limit early voting in the state, months after a general election overseen by a Republican secretary of state resulted in record turnout and overwhelming victories by GOP candidates.

"Supporters of the legislation cited fraud concerns as the reason early voting must be reined in. However, like in many other Republican-led states where similar steps are being considered, there historically haven't been widespread concerns about irregularities in the election system."

Not widespread concerns?

75 million people are concerned.

That's 10 times as many people as ABC's nightly news audience is.

ITEM 11: The New York Post reported, "Jeep reinstated its high-profile Super Bowl ad starring Bruce Springsteen after the singer’s DWI charge was dropped Wednesday, according to a report."

Celebrity justice strikes again.

ITEM 12: Reuters reported, "U.S. Supreme Court justices on Wednesday appeared reluctant to give police unlimited power to enter a home without a warrant when pursuing a suspect for a minor crime in a case involving a California driver tailed by an officer after honking his horn while listening to music."

The Fourth Amendment says, The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized."

Nice of the justices to weigh whether the Fourth Amendment still counts.

Is it just me, or have we over-lawyered the Constitution to the point where everything in it is now interpreted as meaning the opposite of what the Founding Fathers intended?

ITEM 13: Breitbart reported, "NBC is pulling an episode of its medical drama Nurses after falling under heavy fire for an anti-Semitic scene, in which a Hasidic patient refuses a bone graft from a goyim — the Yiddish word for a non-Jewish person."

I used to be against censorship.

But then the Internet Oligarchs began censoring. Censor, Comcast, censor.

ITEM 14The New York Post reported, "Rep. Eric Swalwell’s Republican colleagues on the House Homeland Security Committee are asking the FBI to brief them on the California Democrat’s relationship with Chinese spy Fang Fang.

"The GOP legislators say that it’s important to understand Swalwell’s relationship with Fang, who seduced US politicians as part of her work, to protect themselves and national secrets."

The last time I ever heard of anyone named Fang was in a Phyllis Diller monologue.

ITEM 15: From the crazy world of Arthur Tweet. Amazon should open a headquarters there.

ITEM 16: The New York Post reported, "An Oklahoma man suspected of murdering three people has confessed to killing his neighbor, cutting her heart out and then cooking it to feed his family, authorities said.

"Lawrence Anderson allegedly stabbed Andrea Lynn Blankenship, 41, to death in her Chickasha home on Feb. 9, The Oklahoman reported."

I can think of a dozen bad jokes to make but the fact is he killed someone.

He deserves to hang.

ITEM 17: Human Events reported, "Biden has made it clear that his number one mission as president is to undo everything the Trump administration accomplished over the last four years. His newest cancellation simply does not make sense. 

"Biden’s administration recently cancelled Operation Talon, a Trump administration program aimed at removing convicted sex offenders living in the United States illegally. 

"Though the program seems to be something everyone should support, it clearly isn’t. Why would anyone want sex offenders to remain in the country? 

"South Carolina Attorney General Alan Wilson joined a coalition of 18 state attorneys general to urge Biden to reverse the cancellation, according to ABC 4 News."

Chairman Xiden would not deport Hitler if he promised to vote Democrat.

ITEM 18: Becker News reported, "President Joe Biden was expected to have given his first State of the Union address by now.

"Although the mainstream press is issuing fact checks to dispute the claim Biden was supposed to have had one by February 20th, the AP earlier reported that he was supposed to have had one by… *checks calendar*… yesterday.

" 'US President Joe Biden is expected to deliver the annual State of the Union address on 23 February 2021 (date is still to be confirmed),' the Associated Press reported."

Give him time. He's looking for one to plagiarize.

Being president is tough. It's even tougher if you're demented.




File this under Today's Chuckle.

45 comments:

  1. Help us Obi-Wan Donald you're our only earthly hope!

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  2. What a fitting end for a fraud like Cuomo or as the sane Noo Yawkas call him, Governor Goombah. I prefer Andy Numnuts, the stupid brother of Paulie Walnuts of the Sopranos fame.
    He governs like a Mafioso Crime Boss and he gets away with it because he pretends to be what he sure as hell isn't. He has the eyes of a stone cold sadist, arrogant, corrupt, megalomaniacal. There has been an ongoing effort to divide the state of NY into three separate states and he's the reason why. Thanks to the Bolshevism that has taken over our culture in the past 50 years the city of NY is a pestilence of third worlders, Marxist elites, and other parasites who have kept this gargoyle in power for term after term. Outnumbered we have either had to flee or endure. He's priceless. Everything that is said against him is a political attack, so he says. Never mind that everything HE does is drenched in politics and positioning his vile backside. He renamed an historical bridge after his gasbag old man despite hundreds of thousands of signatures from people who wanted it to remain what it always was: the Tappan Zee Bridge. What was his answer to the petitions of people who wanted a piece of their local culture to remain? It's just political! So naming a bridge after your old man who really never did a damn thing but blow mellifluous hot air at crowds wasn't? Yeah. Riiight. I hope this hideous looking SOB gets what he deserves but you have to ask yourself, why now? Why now while while he was auditioning for the part of the most holy of governors during the Covid sham? Will his Emmy be rescinded now that it was revealed he was actively engaged in a monstrous coverup? He's the Walter Duranty of the age. Awarded a prize for the skillful way he deceived millions. Don't get your hopes up. He weathered the HUD housing crisis where his fingerprints were all over that corruption too and he rose to even greater heights. All you need is a D in front of your name.
    He renamed the Tappan Zee Bridge the Governor Mario Cuomo Bridge. I got a better idea:
    The Father of the Nursing Home Killer's Bridge.

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    1. Crystal clear and funny, Bravo!

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    2. “He still makes me wet though.”

      - Silly LibCommie Female

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    3. Fantastic rant. Love it. The long knives have come out for Fredo’s brother, the Emmy winner. He will not survive.

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    4. Bravo! Great post. I had personal dealings with Neil "thank heavens for little girls" Goldschmidt a true unrepentant pedo ruined his victim's life. What is it with Dem males and sexual abuse? Karmic Chickens have come home roost for Don Como..

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    5. He gets away with what he does because Albany has been a headquarters of corruption. Over the last 15 years, around 30 legislators and a state comptroller have gone to prison, and a governor and an attorney general have had to resign over sex scandals. Cuomo may be a gangster, but he fits right into the culture of lawlessness.

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    6. Bravo! Great post. I had personal dealings with Neil "thank heavens for little girls" Goldschmidt a true unrepentant pedo ruined his victim's life. What is it with Dem males and sexual abuse? Karmic Chickens have come home roost for Don Como..

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    7. "What is it with Dem males and sexual abuse?"

      See my comment below - the D party is a grooming gang for the benefit of powerful men. (And being a D lets rubbish run amok and still get protection.)

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    8. IL’s got competition! Recalling the old Sam Snead line, “So crooked he has to screw his socks on in the morning.”

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  3. "75 million people are concerned."

    90 million. And even some of Biden's 50 million want honest elections.

    "Why would anyone want sex offenders to remain in the country?"

    A: Professional courtesy.

    "Honduran President Juan Orlando Hernandez said on Wednesday that allegations by U.S. prosecutors..."

    =Innocent.

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  4. The Crazy World of Arthur Tweet? I can't stop chuckling. If laughter were combustible, I'd be on "Fire."

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    1. A pretty obscure reference, but some of us old coots get it. Arthur Brown, a 1968 one hit wonder.

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  5. Item 11: Springsteen's BAC was .02, well below the threshold for DUI.

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  6. 5 - you misspelled her name, Don. It’s Joyless Behar.

    9 - the exception to the rule are the Trump nominated Supreme Court Justices.

    12 - it’s not just you.

    13 - the problem with that episode and what makes it anti-Semitic is there is no such restriction on such procedures or from getting a graft from a non-Jew.

    17 - disgraceful.

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    1. Is it a contronym that two of the most dour harridans on TV are named Joy and Whoopi?

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    2. Now THAT’S funny! 😂😂😂

      “Ms. Kildepstein...Ms. Hillary Kildepstein...please come to a white paging telephone.”

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  7. Amazon is more powerful than the United States government. It cannot be controlled.

    Of course it can. The public is in charge as always. They can pull the plug anytime they want. Its how free markets work.

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  8. If Google and Facebook approve of the law, it is not regulation. It is a barrier to competition.

    ALL regulation is a barrier to competition! Surber thinks only "reasonable" regulation is good. How terminally naive. It leaves the definition of reasonable to unelected bureaucrats as usual.

    Then regulations have the force of law which means unelected people have the powers of the legislature. So much for separation of powers!

    Letting Congress control commerce via regulation is fascism. Oh but its for your own good! Right.

    Fortunately DC is going bust so their enforcement mechanisms will fail at that time. Then the economy will be free again like it was before FDR

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  9. Chairman Xiden does not want to fight drug trafficking.

    Gee what happened to

    My body my choice?

    Crickets.

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  10. . Censor, Comcast, censor.

    Surber shows he's as thin skinned and easily offended as the woke crowd.

    The public can easily censor that show if they choose to. But people easily offended don't believe in freedom of choice like that.

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  12. He deserves to hang

    The Bible calls for an eye for an eye. Therefore he should have done to him what he did to them.

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  13. is to undo everything the Trump administration accomplished

    If only the GOP would have done that. Like starting with Eisenhower! He should have worked to repeal FDR's fascist programs and Truman's national security state programs.

    Both of those gave us the deep state as it is today.

    He did neither. Then 8 years later as he was leaving office he decides to warn the nation? What a failure he was!

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  14. Item 1: "It is Pass the Popcorn Time in Poca, West Virginia." AHHHH, my first smile of the DAY! Couldn't happen to a nicer guy, and we all KNOW that "nice", Cuomo

    Item 18: "US President Joe Biden is expected to deliver the annual State of the Union address on 23 February 2021 (date is still to be confirmed),' the Associated Press reported." Hmmmmmm (checks watch) HEY!! Today's the 25th!! Biden's LATE! (I sure hope he's not pregnant...)

    ITEM 19: Time magazine wants to save Chairman Xiden." Too late, TIME. You've missed your chance, and Biden's. (I am sooooooooo not bummed.)


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  15. 18: Boy, that's a speech I'm looking forward to. All about liking both children AND people, about achieving millstones, about dissing some kinds of pony soldiers... Can't wait!

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    1. On the other hand, might they be waiting...so that Easy Kam will be installed and will give the speech?

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  16. Item 11 ;that is EU Jeep another great name given to someone outside the country.
    Item 14 No one beats Soupy Sales Fang

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    1. Any discussion mentioning Soupy Sales or Fang reminds me of the joke that got him suspended from TV. "How come every time I write 'F' you see 'k'?"

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  17. Yesterday you wrote “next republican congress”, today it’s “next republican prezzydent”. After the past election and the total lack of ANY consequences,,, I have to ask, what powerful dope is causing such hallucinations and do you share? ;-))

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    1. Ron, I was wondering too what people are talking about when mentioning the next Republican Congress or Republican President. They might allow a pretend Republican like Romney but not a real conservative as long as the fix is in.

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  18. 16 ... He killed 3 people, including a 4 year old girl.

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  19. 1 - One thing that is missing from the commentary on this story is... ANDREW CUOMO IS A MARRIED MAN!!!! Regardless of other details (setting, unprofessionalism with staff, how "inappropriate" or not various behaviors are, etc.), it should be ironclad that under no circumstances should a MARRIED man be hitting on any other women, period. Why has this detailed been omitted?

    And personally, don't be surprised if he survives. Keep in mind that sniffy survived all sorts of creepy stuff that was CAPTURED ON CAMERA, plus remember Tara Reede? And Ralph Northam was supposed to be toast when those, um, problematic yearbook photos were dug up. Oh, and Bill Clinton... 'nuf said already on him. Funny how leftists always survive this sort of stuff (hint - they have help).

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    1. Oh, and keep in mind something I've said earlier.

      The Democrat Party is, among other things, a grooming gang for the benefit of powerful men.

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    2. Ever notice the last 3 Demo PUSses have been perverts?

      Not to mention a whole lot of their underlings.

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  20. "The next Republican president should deliver. In spades."

    If you don't fix the fraud and Article II violations that stole the election from Trump there won't be another Republican President. Oh, you might get a Uniparty RINO as a pretend placeholder to keep up the charade, but that's it.

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    1. No, Jeffery. We're smarter than you. We know your Dominion machines will email more ballots from Peking.

      Fixing the fraud means a lot of Demos go to jail and the rest lose the franchise for a generation.

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  21. Donald John Trump is still our president.

    1: The moguls in the party need a sacrificial goat to throw to the people getting antsy about the lockdown, else this would not be happening.

    2: If Facebarf can be slammed down, so can Bezos. Just takes the right party.

    7: People seem to be getting ready to dump Zuck as World Emperor, so his approval may not be as necessary as some think.

    MySpace, anyone?

    9: OK, so Trump called this guy right.

    Did he call Kavanaugh and Barrett wrong, or did he see their perfidy and wanted to use it to show the country John Marshall's vision is a nightmare?

    11: No, justice comes when you see if Jeep pats a price at the dealership.

    12: No, we've elected a lot of Leftist traitors who appointed Leftist judges who've turned the Federal bench into the Politburo.

    Could be we need an Amendment or two.

    17: Neither would Pelosi and Chuckie Schumer.

    18: You don't expect him to go on TV and talk for an hour.

    He might expose himself.

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  22. 1. Nothing that has come out so far is a danger to democrat politicians.

    9. They say eleven million but as soon as they pass "immigration reform" we'll find out the true number is more than 40 million.

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    1. You are right, Jim. They've been using that 11 million figure for at least 10 years now.

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  23. ITEM 13 - It looks like antisemitism may prove to be an iceberg that sinks a cultural Titanic.

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  24. ITEM 9: What's to keep Texas from expending its own funds (supplemented by donations) to build the wall in spots it's needed?

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