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Friday, May 01, 2020

Rules for accepting New Yorkers



As predicted, people are leaving New York City because unlike 9/11, it will be decades before the city recovers. In 2001, New York had America's Mayor as its mayor. Now it has America's Village Idiot in charge. As a bonus, Fredo's dumber brother is the governor.

West Virginia must protect itself from this invasion.

Virginia failed to protect itself from Democrats overrunning Northern Virginia. Now it has a klansman governor who wants to confiscate guns.

The New York Post reported, "New York City’s largest moving company, Dumbo Moving + Storage, reported that moves were up 11% this March compared with last, 'which is unusual because people don’t typically move this time of year,' said CEO and founder Lior Rachmany. 'The peak moving season begins in May, which is why this increase in moves is strictly due to COVID-19,' adds Rachmany, who is seeing many folks leaving the Upper West Side and West Harlem for less dense outposts both near (Staten Island, Long Island, New Jersey and Connecticut) and far (Massachusetts and Washington, DC)."

They will spread something worse than the Red Chinese disease to red states; they will vote communist.

Think not? Look again at their mayor and their governor.

West Virginia has some time so we can amend our laws to inoculate us from New York-itis.

First, there should be a two-year residency requirement before allowing New Yorkers (or other transplants) to vote. This will allow them to steep themselves in West Virginia values before they get to decide who to vote for.

Second, we must end accepting driver's licenses from New Yorkers as valid because that state gives licenses to illegal aliens. Require New Yorkers to take the driving test. Given how little driving experience subway-addicted New York City residents have, this will keep our insurance rates down.

Third, require weapon expertise before accepting a New Yorker as a resident. If they cannot load, fire, and clean a rifle, then they should just mosey along to Kentucky. In fact, we should adopt the Swiss requirement that all males 18-34 own and maintain a rifle in case we are invaded. Given equal rights, this requirement should apply to everyone who wants to vote. No gun, no vote.

It is amazing how firing a gun converts a gun control nut to a Second Amendment supporter.

I would allow the New York refugees to continue to root for New York teams. I would even supply translators in schools so their children can learn in a language they understand.

But New Yorkers messed up big time when they elected de Blasio mayor and Cuomo governor -- not that Mayor Amy in Charleston and Governor Too Big Jim are prizes. They fouled their nest. Let's not let them foul ours.

17 comments:

  1. Good ideas, and make sure they are U.S. Citizens. While we're at it, let's start pulling over every vehicle with an Ohio license plate. If they have a West Virginia driver's license, take them straight to jail. Too many West Virginians drive with Ohio license plates to get around West Virginia automobile tax, inspection, and insurance laws. The roads are full of them. - Elric

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  2. If they’re communists why leave NY? They’ve got the environment they want, n’est pas?

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    1. They're only recreationally Marxist (I think I got that line from this blog). THEIR private property belongs to them, not the state!

      TarsTarkas

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  3. Kayleigh McEnany is the Press Secretary we have been waiting for: intelligent, prepared, quick, and smooth.

    Only a fool would underestimate her. Her press briefings will be COVID Must Watch TV.

    Keep up the good work DS.

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  4. Love it. Wish Western States had adopted similar rules for Californians. Californians fleeing their States are hell bent on running the States they move to.

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    1. Running or ruining? Running until ruined? The problem is, we let them do this to us.

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  5. Double the requirements for down state refugees and relax them for upstate people.

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  6. I see y'all Ever Trumpers are still whistling past the graveyard. Trump is toast. Even Pat Buchanan's latest column laments that fact as he cries in his beer throughout that piece. He sees a repeat of 1932 and Dem dominance for at least ten years.

    Trump let Fauci and Birx needlessly scare the heck out of the governors. He should've fired Fauci long ago. Too late now. It was a fatal error.

    (Fauci is a Clinton crony best known for killing a half a million gays with dangerous vaccines after the Aids virus appeared. He covered it all up as they usually are able to do)

    There will be no V shape recovery. The richest states all have democrat governors. CA, NY, IL, NJ....they will keep their states locked down just to prevent any recovery before November.

    But y'all keep on pretending Trump didn't screw this up royally. By November it really won't matter anymore.

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    1. Who cares what happens in the richest states? When every other state that opens up booms, maybe the democrat administrations in the rich states will suffer the consequences.

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    2. I'm so impressed that you know so much. And your facts are so.....realistic. Please tell us more.

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    3. you seem to measure richest as those states swamped deepest in debt. that is a somewhat bizarre metric, but you're such a perverse imp I suppose we shouldn't be surprised.

      waterman

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    4. LOL. Democrats are dictators. Hope we don't have a majority of Americans who are dumb enough to vote for them,

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  7. One of the benefits of living in Mississippi, a state reviled and despised by many, is that they won’t move here when fleeing their democrat dumps.

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    1. Schlongy has hit the nail on the head. We can thank Ho-Lie-Wood for that, sincerely. His Magnum Opus de Propaganda would be Mississippi Burning, I think. West Virginia’s would be Deliverance, but I’ll have to check out Hillbilly Elegy to see if it’s a contender for the Palm d’Or.

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  8. Snake Pliskin can't save them.
    Maybe they will figure out the real disease which is liberalism. Or they can remain clueless which is far more likely.

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  9. I have always thought if you wanted to vote you should have a military grade weapon in the house a basic load of ammunition, to be brought to the polling place to prove you meet the requirement. Of course I live in one of those so called rich states and that will never happen, thanks to Gov Pissoir

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    1. I agree, in order to vote you should have to present your weapon for examination at the polling place along with a recently scored target signed by a range master certified by the state.
      Upon examination, the weapon must, repeat MUST, show signs of recent activity ie, smell like gun smoke.

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