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Tuesday, May 05, 2020

Karen isn't the only insufferable person



So the hep cats now are all mocking Karen, the stereotypical white woman who feels entitled and demands to talk to the manager.

White privilege.

I get it.

Her father is John Kerry, the lantern-jawed, aristocratic amnesiac who walks around demanding, "Do you know who I am?"

Unbeknownst to Karen and Kerry, they have eaten gallons of spit in their food over the years.

But they are not the only insufferable people demanding to speak to the manager.



There is Xie, aka It's Ma'am, who will call corporate because he was called a he and not a she. Maybe if Xie dressed more like a woman than a leftover hippie that day, the clerk would have called him her. Mind-reading should not be required of people working for minimum wage.

Then there is Brittney Cooper, a professor of Rutgers University Associate Professor of Women’s, Gender, and Sexuality Studies.

She believes that slavery in America which ended 155 years ago entitles her to black privilege. And as her job title suggests, she is.

Brittney received some attention in conservative circles when she tweeted that the president is solely responsible for covid-19, which makes his supporters accessories to the crime.

Her tweet said (language warning), "I am saying some obvious things this morning because as a country we are too good at skipping over the audience and we might as well say this to people as often as we can. Fuck each and every Trump supporter. You all absolutely did this. You are to blame."

She laughed when people complained, and bragged about tenure protecting her from recrimination. That makes her Karen's fatter, black half-sister.

As for Hispanic privilege, I cannot decide if it should be Sonia, in honor of the justice who said Latino women are wiser than white men, or Alexandria, in honor of the congresswoman who is always saying silly stuff.

Sonia Sotomayor's statement was actually racist so I guess I will go with that.

I cannot think of any examples of Asian privilege, mainly because we slap that label on everyone from Indians to Malaysians to Koreans.

Of course, we do not want to mock or even acknowledge black privilege and the like because then we would have to recognize that Karen is not the only insufferable person in the world. We would have to acknowledge that jerks pretty much come in all colors, all shapes, and all sizes.

Karen is a safe target because she is white.

25 comments:

  1. That is a ma’am? Looks like she could take Big Mike in a cage match.

    Brittney Cooper looks like Stacy Abrams twin sister. Ms. Cooper is the one without the brains and personality.
    https://www.breitbart.com/tech/2020/04/29/rutgers-professor-brittney-cooper-fck-each-and-every-trump-supporter/

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    1. Stacy has brains and personality? I have yet to see any evidence of that...

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    2. That was supposed to be highly sarcastic. Cooper had a very low bar to exceed and she failed on both counts.

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    3. What does that say about either one?!

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  2. As I understand it, the Wuhan is pretty damn good at finding the morbidly obese amongst us and settling in for a nice stay. Hey Brittney, “have another doughnut, you fat pig.” (John Tortorella)

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    1. Actually, it was Jim Schoenfeld in response to a penalty called by Don Koharski.

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  3. Fat, drunk & stupid is no way to through life, son.

    And AOC is more properly referred to as Occasional-Cortex.

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    1. Occasional Cortex or just Gulag Barbie.

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    2. Anal-Oral-Crossconnected. If her one job is to make Barry Soetoro look smart, she has a chance of success.

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    3. Funny you say that about AOC and the Lightbringer. I will always believe that Herman Munster was Sec'y of State in the Lightbringer's 2d term just to make Hillary look good.(No offense to the great Fred Gwynne. And speaking of Fred Gwynne, if you looking for a TV show to watch during this mess, you could do a lot worse than Car 54, Where Are You).

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  4. You want the corporate number? It's 1-800-eat-shit!

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  5. Someone elsewhere said, "Brittany Cooper looks like she ate Stacy Abrams, then shit Stacy Abrams out." Pass it on for chuckles.

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    1. You guys have to stop, haven't laughed this hard since COVID!

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  6. Tenure equals power and, boy, do they love power. The big question is, how the hell did such a bigoted idiot earn a professorship? Apparently, Rutgers is handing them out like candy. Then, she goes on to somehow qualify for tenure! The world is upside down. Gary B

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    1. How did such a bigoted idiot become a tenured prof?
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      Feature, not bug

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  7. He wasn't very lady-like.

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  8. My worst enemy in the fourth grade to fifth was a girl named Karen..
    Lefty witch even then. her Pop was a teacher in that school. Proudly Atheist. Proudly lefty.He lasted two years now he'd be an Administrator. Karen was taller than all the prepubescent boys and was the most incredible bully-and was untouchable. Then there was a Linda. Linda was this skinny red head not particularly outstanding, but she had a temper.
    One day at lunch, outside,(very warm late spring day) Karen met her Waterloo. Karen stole Linda's Barbie Lunch box. I was a gift from her
    now dead Grandma. Karen did this not because she liked Barbie but to P.O Linda. Well she did. Never P.O. a red head. Ever. The next thing Karen found was she was laying in the mud, with Linda wailing on her with accurate well thrown punches (she was the youngest in a family of three brothers ahead of her she had ah, experience. Linda hit her initally with a well thrown right cross to the knockout button Tip of the Jaw. the 5th grade Teacher who was a Marine vet (all the Island paradise spots in the pacific.) Pulled Linda off Karen, Karen got up screaming for her Pop and Principal (who didn't like Karen or her pop.)
    Well they both were expelled for three days Karen gave back the Barbie Lunch box. Linda would not apologize, and this festered until Karen and
    Family left the next school year. Linda was a Hero to all the boys never heard for Karen again but I wonder if she wasn't the inspriation for all the Karens in the current Zeitgeist..

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  9. You can count on any college curriculum with "studies" in its title as being fake, phony and fraudulent scholarship that inflates tuition while keeping charlatans on the payroll.
    NB

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  10. And I should care about slavery?

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  11. I forgot about the Gamestop dude. Karen, before Karen was even a meme, as he has the Karen haircut!

    Funny stuff.

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  12. For memdndicndnCooper
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=385ymk1PMm4

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  13. Up against someone of her heft, who needs the black in power?

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  14. Every now and then, a few slip through the outrage culture. The "Ain't nobody got time for that." black lady meme gave me some hope.

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  15. "I regret to inform you, Mzz Scarlet, that i am uneducated in the field of obstetrics."
    SCARLET: "You mean U don kno nuthin' 'bout birthin' no babies?"
    "now ain't that wut I juzz SAID bitch?"
    SCARLET: "Oh."

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