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Wednesday, August 21, 2019

Biden is becoming Jeb!



Democrat support for Joe Biden slid from 39% in April to 29% in August, according to CNN. The party may not have found its answer to Donald John Trump, but it has found its Jeb!

Biden's slow fade in the poll may be temporary but signs point to a little panic.

The Week reported, "Joe Biden's brain surgeon is defending Joe Biden's brain."

That is not a good look because it reminds me of a scene from a Mel Brooks movie.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [to Igor] Now that brain that you gave me. Was it Hans Delbruck's?
Igor: [pause, then] No.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Ah! Very good. Would you mind telling me whose brain I DID put in?
Igor: Then you won't be angry?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: I will NOT be angry.
Igor: Abby someone.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [pause, then] Abby someone. Abby who?
Igor: Abby... Normal.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [pause, then] Abby Normal?
Igor: I'm almost sure that was the name.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [chuckles, then] Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA?
[grabs Igor and starts throttling him] Is that what you're telling me?
Meanwhile, Biden's wife said, "So yes, you know, your candidate might be better on, I don’t know, health care, than Joe is, but you’ve got to look at who’s going to win this election, and maybe you have to swallow a little bit and say, 'OK, I personally like so and so better,' but your bottom line has to be that we have to beat Trump."

His wife is saying he is the man a woman of a certain age settles for. Prince Balding.

But considering the rest of the field, she has a point, which is why "No One" is polling fourth among Democrats in the CNN poll.

Biden also has become the old white man the social justice warriors kick around. MSN News reported, "Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.) on Tuesday released an extensive criminal justice reform plan that calls for repealing the 1994 crime law authored by former Vice President Joe Biden, a fellow Democratic presidential candidate."

Ouch.

Michael Goodwin of the New York Post wrote earlier this month, "Joe Biden is turning into a human piƱata."

But it is not just that Joe is old, white, creepy, forgetful and male. He is also a surrogate for a Democrat whose presidency now embarrasses Democrats.

No, not Bill Clinton, although he too is an embarrassment.

Goodwin wrote, "Obama is no longer a magic word, especially to this new and rabid breed of Democrats. They smell blood, and my bet is that Biden is not going to be the nominee."

Like Jeb! Biden is saddled with a legacy that most members of his party would like to forget. Both men are lightweights. But Jeb! is balsa, while Joe is cork. You cannot sink him.

He first ran for president 32 years ago against Michael Dukakis, Jesse Jackson, Al Gore, Dick Gephardt, Bruce Babbitt, and Gary Hart. They called them the Seven Dwarfs.

Compared to this crowd, they might be giants. So don't count Biden out.

But make no mistake, he is becoming Jeb! Bush.

43 comments:

  1. Their pool is as broad as the Pacific and as shallow as a kiddie pool. The special Olympics of politics. Give em all participation trophies.

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  2. "Abby-normal" - one of the greatest moments in film history EVER!!

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  3. I can't wait for Joey to tell the crowd about his down-to-earth growing up in Scrotum Pennsylvania.

    A matter of time.

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    1. and he pronounces it "Penisylvania"

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    2. He has the balls to do that. Big Joe, fighter of bullies.

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  4. The electorate just seems, to me, to regret Obama so much, but like Trump voters, do not always tell the truth to pollsters. Even though they sensed that Obama hated the country and wished it ill there was still a feeling they were better off than they had been in 2008. Romney provided no hope things would be any better for most people. The blacks were absolutely unable to give up on the sense of respect Obama had confered on them, even if they were no better off in reality.
    Clinton's selfishness and ambition could not be concealed so they took a chance on Trump who actually appeared to like and even be like many who had been left out by both Obama and his opposition.
    Their gamble worked or seems to have for more of them and in a better way than anyone of them might have expected.
    To go back to the cynical exploitation and neglect Obama personified, even to many of the blacks now themselves, seems less than appealing.
    Thus Biden is weak but not out because his opposition appears even more selfish and even dangerous to the enlightened self interest of the average guy than he Himself seems to be.
    He is a older so not woke and insane, a male and easy going so not an avatar of probably the most angry person to ever run for any Office, and not black so somewhat separated in theory from a person many knew hated them to begin with, and those who he had promised to help came to mistrust. The alternatives are depressing.
    Even Trump's worst enemies are torn. The media has never been so rich, so consulted daily, so clicked,so self important, so elevated above their usual condition of bootlicking and groveling, prostrate before some liberal tyrant, all because of one man.
    How many of them secretly wish, like Mel Brooks, they could keep Him alive for at least 100 years of reruns? Many, yes many.
    Greed is far more powerful than pride. They won't do much to help old Joe or any of his fellow piglets to the trough.
    Yes, They are the resistance, but not really, any more.


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  5. What is it with three or four the posters to this blog who go under the title anonymous and then go on and on and on and on? It's a post not a thesis.

    Short and sweet people. I don't even bother to read Long blog posts. Join a newspaper if you want to Ramble On like that. I'm getting sick and tired of it.

    I know it's a lot to ask Don and I'm not trying to stifle the First Amendment but can you put a word limit on this blog please? Please.

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    1. A word limit she says? After saying she doesn't read long blog posts? Well which is it?

      After claiming she doesn't want to stifle free speech she wants a word limit?

      Why should my freedom be restricted because you're offended? You're the classic having her cake and eating it too kinda person.

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    2. Maybe it's not the quantity of words, but, rather, the meager use of paragraph breaks.

      Fewer sentences per paragraph break = more focus of writer on elegant, concise point by point, and less strain upon reader eyes and brains.

      The penchant of some to do pretty much the same thing using easy peasy computer text generating, after typewriters, even electric, became obsolete, (thus no more having to be careful to avoid whiteout overdosing), as some do in spoken conversations, (direct from thoughts to speech, no pause for editing), produces many words.

      Many, many, many words.

      Like rainfall, but in sequence.

      The compelling urge to share thoughts is human.

      As is the urge to piss upon those thoughts thusly shared.

      To read or not to read.....


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  6. Btw.
    Please clap = Jeb!
    Fredo = Chris
    Get me a beer = FauxCahantis

    Winner:
    Why aren't I 50 points ahead?
    You may ask.

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    1. This post is way too short for me! I wanna a minimum word limit put on. ASAP

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    2. not to be rude, but limiting posts to what fits on a bumper sticker...

      I thought we all had sufficient attention span to make that leap.

      sorry.

      I was misinformed.

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    3. Oh babycakes!!!!

      The classic!!!

      Not To Be ???????? BUT......!!!!!

      Ahhhhhhhhhhhh.......

      The days long past

      Of adolescent females

      Starting a spoken statement

      With those words.....


      The harbinger of their future bitcheries went, alas, unheeded, felt but not understood, and, thus, that most travelled path was chosen, to it's typical end...... Alimony........

      No.....

      Weep not.....

      I screwed up.

      I trusted her.

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  7. Every day brings us closer to either Rodham or Michele Obama coming to save the world.

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    1. It will be Mooch, and I am willing to bet my entire bank balance on that, if you can use thirty eight bucks.

      Her Royal Thighness can't stand upright for any length of time without a shot of B-12 and/or a line big ol' rail of Inca Scratch-n-Sniff.

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    2. Put up one of your testicles, or ovaries, or a kidney, or even one of your eyeballs.

      Then offer that wager.

      If you are serious.

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  8. What we have her folks is half the posters here get really upset when they views are challenged. They don't like having to think through an argument. Or to even contemplate dissenting ideas.

    So they whine and complain like a liberal snowflake. It must be contagious.

    Susan

    Just ask Old Guy....he agrees with me all the time.

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    1. perhaps they have a 10 logical fallacy limit before their eyes glaze over.

      Susan often exceeds that in the first rambling disjointed sentence.

      just saying.

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    2. If you say so, Susan.
      ---Fred

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  9. Not quite content with displaying ignorance on economics, the Dunning-Kruger kids sport their ignorance on polling.

    You might try to fix Trump's failure to ever have the support of the majority of the country. He will always fail because he's never had a mandate.

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    1. You conflate majority, aka "mandate", rule with effective American leadership by citizen consent.

      You also consider democracy to be majority, even barely majority, to = power to compel, via authority to impose.

      You really dumb.

      You not American.

      You know only dumb.

      No worry.

      You still breathing, so, try not to stop doing that.

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    2. You like to throw around Dunning-Kruger.

      Projection is a specialty of the left. Stupidity is secondary, and that's what your masters were counting on when they classified you as Grubers.

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  10. So lost in space is AOC since her chief staffer got canned thanks to Pelosi who reigned Miss Prissy Pus in.

    Yet Surber calls her the soul of the party! Talk about hyperbole that's about the way liberals chant.

    AOC finally got her comeuppance. 2020 beckons and she will be throttled. And already has she's been getting a spanking behind closed doors for weeks now.

    Creepy Joe will enjoy that no doubt he wants to watch.

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    1. Old guard democrats, grafters all, are threatened by the new crop of harvested fruits which are what old guard grafters have been planting exclusively for their entire democrat party's existence.

      New crop are not slow draining grafter vampires, thus, old school democrats fear the drained/grafted to death passions these new vampire fruits are saturated in.

      Far more than Frankensteins, these new democrat fruits are so blood lusting that even that vampire plant from that movie would be drained by them.

      What was that TV series?

      Oh yeah, The Strain.

      The similarities are both glaring and spot on accurate.

      The old ones, huddled deep in seclusion, being fed by lackies.

      The freshly spawned wrecking chaos upon the streets, both obliterated by the light of day.

      The Strain.

      Democrat party depicted precisely.

      And scienterrifically!!!!

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  11. Frau Blucher!

    Anyway.

    Jeb! was the anointed Republican candidate of 2016. However, Trump occurred.

    Trump's views, which can be publicly traced so far to 1980, made the difference. Well, that and his Democrat in your face method of operation.

    Jeb! represents lameness. So does Biden.

    The issue is if America is sufficiently socialist to be true subjects of totalitarians or not.

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  12. Oh, you cannot make that movie today along with several others.

    China rules too much along with SJWs. Ironically, China does not tolerate SJWs.

    But, hey, just like Islam, who kills gays, they are the bomb. Literally. (/sarc)

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  13. They called the 2016 Republican primaries the "Clown Car Primary."

    The 2020 Dem contest is the Short Bus Primary.

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  14. Those of us who follow this stuff KNOW in our bones, old Joe will NEVER get the nomination. Either Oprah, michelle, clinton for the third try or some hollywood big name will be foisted on us next march. We all know its coming, but it won't be joe.

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    1. biden is cannon fodder so people will watch the clown debates. In spite of possibly being called a racist, I believe the dem nominee will be a dark horse. That means more likely shelley than shrillary.

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  15. I dunno y’all. All those kids who dumped their Big Mike Lunch Specials into the trash in high school are now voting age.

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  16. Wow, some of you are way too easy troll. I knew the bait of 'word limit' suggestion would get tons of huge hits on my 10 pound test line. Especially from 'Susan' - who's got some background on that piece of work?

    "...mindless blather. Lather, rinse, repeat..." Long posts do not equal good posts.

    BTW - I am a guy. I use the title of an old Neil Young song as my post name.

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    1. I agree with you that "Long posts do not equal good posts." I seldom read them anymore as they usually are not very interesting. The only long posts of any interest are those by Mr. Surber. Now I will prepare myself for scathing criticism.

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    2. Always liked that song. Wish he had cut it when he was with the Springfield.
      ---Fred

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  17. They seem to get it in Zimbabwe Don. i know off topic, but this just had to be shared.

    https://youtu.be/9s5hEW4YXmc

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  18. “We all know Biden is the intellect of the Democratic party. Kind of a grin with a body behind it.” ~~ From Clint Eastwood’s hilarious ‘empty chair speech’ at the RNC in August, 2012.

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  19. So our transgendered Laughing Lady admits her/his hypocrisy was intentional.

    Ya just can't make that shit up. But thanks for outing yourself now I know to ignore all your future posts. You're a child just playing games. Bye!

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    1. you would be amazed how many here wish you woUlf extend that courtesy to all.

      or any courtesies whatsoever.


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  20. I am no fan of Jeb! but he is a definite step up from Joey Plugs.

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  21. Biden is Jeb without the charisma.

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  22. I like when my posts are challenged. I always learn something. Sometimes it's "You're a dick ", and sometimes it's "You're right."
    Cool. And no Twitter shtick.

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