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Sunday, July 07, 2019

Sloppy Joe tries so hard

Does anyone take Joe Biden seriously? The man made monkey shines during the president's State of the Union address. Biden could not hold it together for one hour.

Then there was the signing of Obamacare. Biden burst out loud in the middle of it, exclaiming, "This is a big [vulgarity] deal."

Finally, there was his weirdness around women and children -- sniffing their hair, touching them, and making inappropriate comments.

I get the feeling they kept him out of the loop. He was the comic relief in the Obama administration, a throwback Democrat who served as protection from impeachment. The greatest fear Republicans had was Biden becoming president.

Biden's peculiarities did not stop him from rising in the Senate where he figured out the rules fast. He sucked up to Democrat leadership -- a bunch of segregationists and Ted Kennedy in 1973 -- did what he was told and gradually, through the miracle of seniority, he rose to Senate judiciary chairman.

He finished fifth in the Democrat presidential race in 2008, but got the Gold Ticket as vice president when Hillary chose secretary of state instead.

But now he is running for president for the third or fourth time, and he finds himself leading the pack for the first time. This time he has a chance to win.

And he is blowing it.

His segregationists-got-stuff-done speech proved that being the first black president's understudy doesn't make you black.

And then Kamala Harris sandbagged him with her "And I Was That Little Girl" vignette in the first debate. He had no comeback.

Now he is reeling. His reaction is worthy of Hillary. Maybe the famed plagiarist can pen "What Happened?" and blame Jim Comey and Vladimir Putin for his troubles.

Desperation struck him.

Naomi Lim wrote, "Joe Biden let slip that his campaign was collecting dirt on his rivals for the 2020 Democratic presidential nomination.

"'I mean, I get all this information about other people’s pasts, and what they’ve done and not done. And you know, I’m just not going to go there. If we keep doing that — I mean, we should be debating what we do from here,' Biden told CNN in a Friday interview, referring to the crowded field of two dozen White House hopefuls.

"In May, Biden, 76, promised not to attack his rivals, saying: 'I will not speak ill of any of the Democratic candidates, I will not do it.'"

He's losing it.

Now then, suppose he has all this dirt. Why tell anyone? Just quietly leak it in a manner that does not come back to you.

President Trump tweeted on Saturday, "Joe Biden is a reclamation project. Some things are just not salvageable. China and other countries that ripped us off for years are begging for him. He deserted our military, our law enforcement and our health care. Added more debt than all other Presidents combined. Won’t win!"

Add unsalvageable to the long list of nicknames for America's Joke VP.


  1. Back in 1988, when integrity was still a thing in the Democratik party, Joe Biden was caught plagiarizing Neil Kinnock's speeches and had to drop out. Thanks to Bill Clinton, Joe has kept trying.

    1. He got caught plagiarizing in law school and said "...if I had intended to cheat, would I have been so stupid?'' Uh, yeah, Joe. He got an F in the class. And you know, like the clerk you find shoplifting in your store, that this isn't the first time; just the first time they were caught. It's a pattern, Joe. If you haven't learned to properly cite a source by law school then your previous lifetime in the classroom has failed you spectacularly.

  2. No one still gets it! Biden was chosen VP to protect Obama against impeachment.

    1. Don gets it, that's why he wrote (above) "He was the comic relief in the Obama administration, a throwback Democrat who served as protection from impeachment."

      Maybe you posted that before the coffee kicked in!

  3. Joe will still have a constituency among the smaller but still present group of Democrats who understand the economic and social dangers to them manifest in Warren and Harris, both of whom have become or always were plain old Stalinists. If Joe does collapse some of them my go for Trump.

  4. My state had a governor once who was an actual slobbering demented walking (sometimes unable to walk) case of senile dementia who was elected by Boomer Democrat idiots who will push the D button for literally anything with a D behind it.

    Don't be surprised if he wins.

    1. The swamp got Mississippi’s Thad Cochran elected in a primary runoff against a tea party candidate. Thad easily won re-election. He was semi-comatose at the time and everyone knew it. But after the primary debacle, I was all In for Thad over his socialist opponent.

  5. Plugs Biden used to be one of those people I call a "95 percenter." 95% of the time he seemed reasonable and intelligent, but that other 5% was filled with major gaffs and goofs (and gropes).

    He's closer to 50/50 now.

    My theory is that when they installed his hair plugs they drilled the holes too deep.

    1. I don't think he was 95% reasonable. If you look up the positions he took over the years he was spectacularly wrong about....everything.

      He does know how to be a classic retail, backslapping, we'll-get-something-done baby kissing politician. A few years ago, he was visiting a neighborhood in Syracuse and he endeared the heck out of himself to friends of mine, and their 15 year old daughter (yes, she was kissed, hugged and sniffed).


    2. now get this biden had 2 najor brain surgeries for cancer..he is heavily medicated he is taking anti-cancer meds to prevent it from re-occuring all cancer patients take it he is a sick men maybe the plugs, facelift forehead lift and eye lift lots of plastic surgery he had now he needs to re-do his crowns its so bad...he will not win the presidency period......medicated to the max

  6. Does anybody remember that vice presidential debate in 2012 between Biden and Paul Ryan? Biden would start giggling and laughing at the most inappropriate times while Ryan was trying to make a point or statement. Biden came across as drunk or just a little bit screwy. To me, it was an embarrassing performance. But Ryan is no Trump and did not know how to handle it. Every time Biden would laugh Ryan would lose his train of thought. The proper response would have been, "Sir, are you drunk?", or "What is it that you find so funny?" But like I said, Ryan is no Trump.

    1. "That's malarkey!"

      Mentioning Ryan reminds me of something - when the GOP retakes the House next year, which GOPe RINO will take the gavel from Nasty Nancy?

    2. not drunk but heavily medicated....lots of medicaments

    3. What I remember most from that "debate" was Biden showing off his new choppers. Whatever was said, no matter how serious, ole Joe would grin from dorsal to sternum so America could see his new teef. I kept hoping they'd fall out of his face right there onto the table, or that Ryan would haul off and deliver a roundhouse haymaker. That was before I realized Ryan prolly never had an honest fist fight in his life.

  7. So Trump tweeted
    Added more debt than all other Presidents combined

    Sure over 8 years. But average it over 2 and a half years Trump is ahead of Obama.

    In a booming economy Trump is ahead. That's pitiful. If a recession arrives Trump will become the all time king of debt per year over his term.

    And the neo cons here will cheer him on.

    1. Meh. Ronald Reagan tried to reduce the deficit and nearly became a one-term wonder. American voters want low taxes AND free stuff.

      If we wanted to get serious about spending we would quit electing drunken sailors to Congress.

    2. Obama's "stimulus" packages added a trillion borrowed dollars to the final G.W. Bush budget. Instead of being a one shot deal, that trillion bucks got tacked onto the budget baseline. In effect the "stimulus" has now been recycled about 10 times. And most of it is borrowed money. That's how the deficit got doubled since 2009.

    3. Myiq2xu: "Ronald Reagan tried to reduce the deficit and nearly became a one-term wonder. American voters want low taxes AND free stuff."

      You must've been living in an alternate timeline. Reagan kicked Mondale's heinie so bad in 1984, a lot of us almost felt sorry for old Walt. Reagan was never ever remotely almost becoming a one-term wonder.

  8. If a frog had a glass ass he wouldn't jump so far.

  9. The only time biden is not spewing gaffes, is when he is plagiarizing, (or smelling hair).

  10. Biden is the Democrats Dan Quayle.

  11. Hardly. Dan Quayle was a decent politician. His rep as gaffe-prone was 100% invented by the Left.


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