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Friday, May 24, 2019

Dumbest troll ever

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  1. If Captain Ahab had you as chief harpooner on the Pequod, the fish would be nothing more than scented lamp oil in Yankee Candle.

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  2. "Call me Don" doesn't work so well though.

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  3. What about Euripides and his brother Eumendides?

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    1. Euripedes Pants you Buyides Pants - Alfred E. Neuman

      - Toby Flenderson

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  4. Sorry, Big D, but I don’t get this. Aristotle was a pederast, Shakespeare a raging alcoholic, and Mozart died of syphilis. Trump is the only logical choice.

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    1. LOL, zregime- you're parodying yourself!

      Maybe you should look for work as Jimmy Fallon's jokewriter, his stuff always falls flatter than a pancake too!

      Besides, Shakespeare wasn't such a bad dude, drunk or not: he left his 2nd best bed to his wife, and £150 to each of his daughters. Most alkies don't leave anything but grief!

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  5. Kristol reminds me of the popular kids in high school who throw tantrums when they discover that there are people who don't care that they are popular. I have never seen a grown man throw an adolescent fit like this. What's really weird and disturbing is that the fit has lasted for years now. To Bill's friends and family, can you spell "intervention?"

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  6. Love it- from the guy who"Red Octobered" his
    own ship the SS Weakly Standard with his own Trump seeking Torpedo.Ahoy!

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    1. After that, finding himself treading water, Kristol hunkered down behind his Bulwark; but it's a straw hut & the wolf is blowing it down!

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