All errors should be reported to DonSurber@gmail.com

Sunday, April 07, 2019

Trump helps Chelsea Handler

Chelsea Handler now owes her life to Donald John Trump, but she won't admit it.

Fox News reported, "Chelsea Handler says Trump's 2016 win sent her to a shrink, hooked her on marijuana."

She announced this on Bill Maher's show.

Handler said, "I had to pay a psychiatrist to listen to me b---- about Donald Trump for about the first three weeks.

"And then once when we got past that and got to the real stuff, I realized the parallel there was my world becoming unhinged when I was a little girl, my brother died when I was nine years old.

"I had never related the two, but for me, as I can imagine it must have been for so many people, it was an emotional trigger of everything being destabilized and I realized how spoiled and privileged I had been all my life and realize to be this upset and this outrage and the anger, I just wanted to f---ing fight people, you know? And I was like, ‘I have to go see a psychiatrist.’"

Her problem was not Trump but that her brother died when she was 9. She carried it with her for 33 years. She had two abortions when she was 16.

Then we elected Donald John Trump president, and she finally got the help that she needed all along.

I am glad she got help. That may not have saved her babies but it did save her.

13 comments:

  1. You're right, Don. I wonder how many entertainers like Handler and politicians who need that constant public approval are deeply troubled and unbalanced?

    Seems like quite a few.

    ReplyDelete
  2. If you have to borrow money to go to college, become a psychiatrist. It looks like it's becoming a growth industry. I'd estimate 40% of the country is off its rocker.

    - Gary B

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. SSDI fraud is fueling this.

      A psychiatrist can declare a patient disabled with no risk of an x-ray, blood test, or a brain scan showing up to debunk the diagnosis.

      That patient who may have never worked a day in his life or paid a single cent in payroll taxes is then eligible to receive a disability check every month.

      Then after three years on SSDI, the "disabled" person gets moved onto the Medicare rolls.

      All the while, the fees charged by the diagnosing quack are paid by the working taxpayers.

      Delete
    2. My God, could they pay you enough to sit and listen to leftists whine and complain all day long. Not me.

      Delete
  3. Making America Great Again, one nutso at a time. What does that make us, Surberites? You got it: Stable Geniuses.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. We have a stable genius in Surber who helps us see what that really means, too.

      Delete
  4. They all need to realize that they are not mentally healthy and just keep quiet and let the rest of us be.

    ReplyDelete
  5. In related news, Joe Biden told a press conference today that he would like to be known as 'Chelsea's Handler'.

    ReplyDelete
  6. Sounds like a sick lady who has needed help for a long time. Sounds like many liberals.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Name one that doesn't need serious intervention.

      Delete
  7. Two teenage abortions? Yeow! These are broken people but I didn't break them and neither did Trump.

    ReplyDelete