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Saturday, March 16, 2019

The Perfect Democrat nominee

Democrats have as many presidential candidates running in 2020 as there blackbirds baked in a pie. Each has qualities that would make the perfect candidate for the party.

They need someone with the White House experience of Joe Biden.

Someone with the youthfulness of Bernie Sanders.

Someone with the intelligence of Cory Booker.

Someone with 1/1,024th of the authenticity of Elizabeth Warren.

Someone who treats her staff as well as Amy Klobuchar does.

Someone who made it on her own, as independent of any man as Kamala Harris is.

Someone who is as in tune with the Me Too movement as Kirsten Gillibrand is.

Put those together, and you will have the perfect Democrat nominee.

Alas, where would they find such a person who combines all these traits?

Why she is right there, under their noses...

21 comments:

  1. This is an excellent post. She's got it all. For those interested, Bill and Hill will be playing the Beacon Theatre NYC next month. $1.6K will get you up front, but that price is likely to dive if you can be patient.

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    1. Bribery is still the way to go; only suckers pay full price.

      Just ask Bill or Hill!

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  2. They are tripping over their own tropes.

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  3. Media favorite Kamala “the Ugandan Giant” Harris seems to have fallen flat on her face. The new media favorite Robert Francis the Fake Hispanic O’Rourke will do so as well. He is an emptier suit than Sotero. That will the phoniest of them all - Ms. Rodham.

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    1. “We had our ballot stuffers standing by in WI, MI, and PA but I told them to take the night off because the @#$%! media said we had it in the bag! @#&%! Idiots!! I won’t make THAT mistake again.”

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    2. Just shows that the Demos will go with a white male.

      But they're not racist or sexist or anything.

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  4. “Though we had our fling
    I just never would suspect a thing
    Til that little bell began to ring
    In my head, in my head!”

    The only way she stays outta the slammer is by consolidating power. Save the last dance for Hill. It could definitely happen again.

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    1. Be still, my beating heart.

      And she'll do it because she can't let her party down.

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    2. She has to keep running so she can't be caught. Any attempt will be called political vendetta. If she ever slows down, she'e toast.

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    3. jim-- exactly true.

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  5. You forgot the anti-Semitism of Incest Omar (remember that time Hillary railed against "F***ing Jews?"

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  6. Don't know who it will be, but the young Dems won't accept Hillary, much as I'd like Trump to run again against her.

    Ann Althouse still thinks the PC-Klan is supporting Kamala, but she can't take the following question:
    "Is Willie Brown the only married man you've had sexual relations with?"
    He committed adultery with her -- which she "sold" in order to advance her career. Much like most actresses "doing" Harvey.

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    1. Well, you'd have to be an ID10T to screw your way to the bottom.

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  7. Hillary's got to get elected so she can pardon herself.

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  8. Ah, 'tis a major league dilemma, the Democratic Party has...Popcorn time, it definitely is...

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  9. Corey Booker would make a great first female president...lol!

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  10. Whoever is behind these United Spot videos, they're brilliant.
    The Race Is On
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGiw5v7OZl8

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  11. Okay, Don.

    Time for a concise tutorial on the Electoral College.

    No, not from wittle old me.....(spoken in the voice of the Singing Detective)

    Yep.

    You.

    If for no other reason than to provide us MAGA minded all with a link to share to the many who have had no clue and now want one.

    I defer to you to define the needed details concerning Constitutional definitions, specs, individual state parameters and Constitutional options, etc.

    The practical dynamics MAGA must know to counter any and all attempts by the uniparty hog slimes to destroy our Constitutional Republic.


    Please.

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  12. The mayor of Miramar Fl is heading to Israel and the West Bank soon and starting an exploratory committee. I live in Ft Laud and I haven't heard of His Honor.

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    1. The media is not going to let some white guy win the Democrat nomination with one exception Bernie and that's only if they can't push Kemala Harris over the top.. the media wants Stacy Abrams or Moochie Obama.the media don't like bite me Joe Biden I saw MSMBC gussing over the possibility of Stacy Abrams getting in the race my guess Biden promises her the other slot on the Dems ticket to pasify the media....

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