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Thursday, February 14, 2019

Charge Smollett with a hate crime

A few weeks ago actor Jussie Smollett told police that two men in MAGA hats called him names, beat him up, tied a rope around his neck, and poured bleach on him on the cold streets of Chicago at 2 a.m. In one version of his story, Smollett said they shouted, "This is MAGA country."

Smollett lied.

Only 12.5% of voters in Chicago voted for President Donald John Trump.

Hillary received 83.7%

If this incident happened, it is nearly seven times as likely that they shouted, "This is I'm With Her country."

But Smollett made this all up.

Weeks of investigation by police have turned up no corroborating evidence. Police never will find any perpetrators because the incident never happened because this is a hoax. Another one.

No, it is worse than a hoax. Jussie Smollett committed a hate crime when he made a false police report that cast 63 million Americans as violent racists and homophobics.

People are beginning to see that Smollett is lying. So he hired a PR firm and went on TV to boo-hoo-hoo that people do not take him at his word.

The firm he hired is Sunshine Sachs, who handled Harvey Weinstein's public relations during the Reign of #MeToo.

Fitting.

Oh, Smollett will never be charged in Chicago. After all, 83.7% of the voters there were with Hillary.

But the only hate crime in this story is the story itself.

14 comments:

  1. To believe Smollett you have to believe KKK types watch black soap operas and are up to date enough on the sex lives of each cast member to recognize one bundled up on the street at 2 am in -9 degree weather.

    Then you have to believe they prefer to carry ropes with Windsor knots and bottles of bleach than easily concealed and more effective handguns.

    Even Hollywood writing is better than that.

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    1. Actually, my chapter of the KKK has mandatory attendance with expulsion for lack of compliance for black culture sessions where we learn black history, African cultures and languages, and hip-hop music. We have found that it is easier to learn the lyrics if we watch videos and mimic the movements of the singers while they perform their art. After all, it is difficult to keep up an active hatred without proper understanding of the people you are supposed to be hating. It can get difficult, so we assign individuals to get the words and movements of various artists down pat. One guy becomes R. Kelly, one Tupak Shakur, etc. Unhappily, I have been assigned Hakaloo-a-boom-boom Deicer, who is rather obscure, and I have to go to concerts to listen to him as he has made no recordings yet. This involves rather elaborate disguises. For reference look at recent pics of governor Northam of Virginia.

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    2. I have to use closed captions so I know what they are saying. Otherwise it is just eubonics to me.

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    3. Teapartydoc, you are a funny person, love your humor.
      Kate

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    4. @Teapartydoc good for you keeping up with your KKK meetings. I had to ease up on my KKK because my Neo Nazi party meetings were taking up all my free time.

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  2. Don, start preparing his Trumpenfreude entry.

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  3. Chain of events:

    - Dec 2018 Booker and Harris introduce The Justice for Victims of Lynching Act of 2018, which would make lynching a federal hate crime.
    - Jan 18 Unwitnessed hate crime involving a noose is reported by an actor.
    - Jan 30 Booker and Harris Call Jussie Smollett Attack A ‘Modern-day Lynching’
    “To those in Congress who don’t feel the urgency to pass our Anti-Lynching bill designating lynching as a federal hate crime—I urge you to pay attention.” -C.Booker

    All completely unrelated, I'm sure.

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  4. "63 million"

    3 million in the minority. You're not oppressed. You never had a mandate.

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    1. 10+ million to the majority, when you minus out the 13+ million not citizens whose votes were cast and counted by the Uniparty, democrat division, fraud minions.

      What?

      Did I grossly underestimate the potency of the Uniparty, democrat division, fraud section enterprise?

      When the mob = man dating gets to the honest, natural phase of human nature, the only majority that will count is the majority of one shot hits on target.

      The cadeavors will be left where they ate dropped, as starvation is a cruel punishment for even the puppets of the Uniparty loonies division.

      Remember to eat some greens, the wildlife form, to avoid consipation complications.



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  5. Smollett is undoubtedly smarting about not being known, not being recognizable. Even by name or photo. As Hillary said, “They all look alike”.

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  6. Not to mention, wearing a MAGA hat in Chicago at night is pretty much a death sentence.

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  7. The only ‘Modern-day Lynching’ I recognize is the one the Dems did to Clarence Thomas .

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  8. Strange things happen in Chicago... https://twitter.com/joekiddone/status/1095433642434748416

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