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Thursday, January 10, 2019

Trump owns Twitter

And Jim Acosta.

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  1. A photo of a horse's head was found on his bed, cut out from an edition of the NYT!

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  2. Trump's the Twitter boss.

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  3. The best part is that when Acosta posted that tweet he thought he was owning Trump.

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  4. You'd need a pretty powerful starch to straighten Jim out.

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  5. As my dad used to say...Q.E.D., Jim. Q.E.D.

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  6. He really is pretty amazing. No wonder he won every debate.

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  7. Agent Karate Chop to White House; Agent Karate Chop to White House. Come in, White House...

    I posted the tweet proving that walls work, just like we discussed, Mr. President. No one suspects a thing!

    If you send over another intern with a microphone at our next press conference, I'll take her out quicker than Roy Moore at the malt shop!

    Agent Karate Chop, over and out.

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  8. At some point you have to wonder, is he playing buffoon to President Trump's straight man or really a buffoon? I didn't think he was that great an actor.

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  9. Now we all know exactly what Bugs Bunny meant when he said, "What a dope! What a maroon!"

    https://youtu.be/Y8GGpYFmkYI

    Acosta must've learned hunting from Elmer Fudd too!

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  10. A friend of mine grew up in an Arizona mining town near the Mexican border. Jack and his buddies rode their trail bikes across into Mexico all the time. The desert was a natural barrier. Now there are US government-built water stations to make the crossing easier and the area is totally unsafe for Americans.

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  11. I straight up love President Trump and everything He has said and done so far...He is doing exactly what I elected Him to do !

    #MAGA

    JDR

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