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Tuesday, December 04, 2018

Oh no! Joy Behar may quit "The View"


Years from now, you will remember exactly where you are right now and what you were doing when you learned Joy Behar may quit "The View."

She had an on-air dust-up with Meghan McCain.

They were discussing President George H.W. Bush, when Behar broke into one of her well-researched, well-reasoned rants against President Donald John Trump.

McCain interrupted.


McCAIN: "Can we focus on the president, please. I don't want to talk about Trump, we're honoring a great president."

BEHAR: "Excuse me a second, please. I want to talk about."

McCAIN: "We're honoring a great president who passed and I'm not interested in your one-issue voting."

BEHAR: "I don't care what you're interested in. I'm talking!"

McCAIN: "Well I don't care what you're interested in either, Joy!"

Whoopi Goldberg cut to a commercial.

The Daily Mail reported, "Behar was then seen slamming her cue cards on the table and turning to sound off on McCain just as producers cut to break. Producers muted Behar's microphone so that her expletives would not be heard on air.

"But the source told that Behar threw her hands in the air, yelled 'My God!' and 'Get this b***h under control.'

"'If this s**t doesn't stop I'm quitting this damn show. I can't take this much more,' Behar allegedly fumed. 

"Producers ran to the stage in an attempt to deescalate the situation, but Behar continued to rant, the source said.

"'I've tolerated a lot of s**t on this show but I'm at my wits' end with this entitled b***h. Enough already! Enough already! I'm not playing nice any longer,' Behar shouted, despite the studio audience being able to hear it all."

Now then, Barbara Walters started "The View" because she felt men dominated political talk on television. An all woman panel would not be as aggressive and suffer the toxic testosterone that divides people.

Instead the show has proved the maxim that a misogynist is a man who hates women as much as women do. Behar is the only cast member who has been on all 21 years having outlasted a series of replaceable token conservatives on the panel.

Behar got all bent out of shape when Kid Rock called her a bitch on a Fox News show on Friday.

Apparently calling a woman a bitch is OK, just don't call her one.

Carol Burnett said Harvey Korman used to threaten to quit her show regularly. That ended when she accepted. He quietly stayed on.

Maybe ABC should try that.


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  1. Gotta remember to put this in the Best of the New World Order year end compilation.


  3. I think someone should send them a nice set of steak knives.

  4. My old Irish mother always said men like other men much better than women like other women.

    I've always thought estrogen was more dangerous.

    1. I myself at my age prefer to be around other men. That is the main reason I quit being a nurse, women...

  5. Get Joy's offer in writing, asap.

  6. I will never recover from the loss of Ms. Behar on The View. What will I do? How will I ever get the real news to make educated choices?

    I am devastated said no one EVER!

    1. Please Brudder Fox, doan t'row me in that there briar patch.
      Anyt'ing but that!

  7. If she can't take the heat, she should stop cutting wet farts.

    A few here and there, every so often, would be okay, but, every fucking minute of every fucking show......c'mon, that's a lot of thermal dynamics there......

  8. How did Joyless Beharpy get hired in the first place? She has no background in politics or journalism. She is allegedly a comedian, but she never says anything funny. She obviously has no talent, she is definitely not telegenic, and I seriously doubt she traded sexual favors to get hired. So is she related to somebody in ABC management, or does she just have incriminating evidence on them?

    She's like Rosie O'Donnell's ugly older sister, except Rosie used to be funny occasionally.

    Back during the 20 minutes when Jeremiah Wright was a thing it was brought up that he referred to the Romans as "garlic noses" and Beharridan said she was Italian and didn't consider that an insult.

    1. Here's the link:

    2. She was hired to make people angry by saying stupid things others can quote to enrage and engage their own target audience. She is very successful because she makes money for others by driving traffic, not just herself. Everytime time I see her while waiting for some doctors appointment I want to strangle her, so I know she is effective.

    3. People like her is why cutting the cable was so painless for me.

    4. But,but,but…...her name is Joy. Where will all the joyous crap come from now?

    5. Manila John, I've personally known two women named "Joy," and they were each the biggest bitches imaginable. I'm just glad that a continent separates them, or the world would spin from too much unleashed bitchiness all in one place!

      Now this joyless Behar witch leads me to believe that naming a child Joy somehow warps them for life!

  9. Why would anyone watch "The Shrew" anyway?

  10. I didn't know that about Carol Burnett and Harvey Corman.

  11. McCain should file a sexual harassment suit against the network! Plus add he name to the #MeToo movement, and tell her story about how her co-worker was treating her.

  12. People really watch The View? I thought it was something they played in old folks homes and hospices to help those near death accept that hell and eternal damnation were not that bad.....

    1. Out: Water boarding.

      In: The View.

      Clips of Joy, each repeated 3 times before next one.

      Eyelids crazy glued to skin under eyebrows; headphones duct taped securely in place; skull clamped facing Huge Hi Def flat screen; strapped upon stainless steel toilet chair, bolted to floor.

      All Joy, all the time, 1 minute break per hour, during which question is posed: Have you had enough?

  13. Fine replace her with Ann Coulter. sit her next to whoopi...

  14. Don: "Apparently calling a woman a bitch is OK, just don't call her one." Um, what? ;-)

    1. It's the lack of italics confusing you.
      "Apparently, calling a[nother] OK, just don't call HER [Joy B] one."