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Tuesday, December 11, 2018

Hillary, a subsidiary of Reliance Industries Limited of India

"I’m a businessman, I contribute to everybody. That’s part of the problem with the system. I contribute to everybody. When I need Hillary, she is there. If I say go to my wedding, they go to my wedding," Donald John Trump said on Fox News on July 15, 2015.

Which explains why Hillary is halfway across the world attending the nuptials of Isha Ambani and Anand Priamal on Wednesday.

Her dad is Mukesh Ambani, the chairman of Reliance Industries Limited. He's worth $41 billion. He paid millions to buy into Hillary's sham "charity" when she was secretary of state. He snapped his fingers. Hillary is there.

With Huma.

Hillary owes favors to all those people who poured a billion bucks into her inept campaign, which ended in a humiliating defeat. She set a record in fundraising and got beat by a rookie who spent half as much. To get around campaign finance laws, foreigners paid her off through her charity.

But Indian collusion failed her.

Hahaha.

Now she's a wedding trophy. Papa Ambani is displaying her like a side of expensive beef.

Beyoncé is there. Sure. Drag a thousand dollars through Bel Air and some singer will even sing for Gadhafi, as Beyoncé did in 2011.

Bloomberg reported, "Invitees to the pre-wedding festivities, in the central Indian lake city of Udaipur, range from international celebrities such as Beyonce to politicians like Hillary Clinton and business tycoons including Henry Kravis, according to people familiar with the matter. The guest list is so long that the Ambanis and Piramals have taken over at least five five-star hotels nearby, and a war room has been set up in Mumbai to manage logistics, they said. According to local media reports, more than 100 chartered flights will fly guests to and from Udaipur’s Maharana Pratap Airport.

If we elected her, we would be a banana republic without the bananas.

But hey, keep investigating President Trump. Maybe he didn't return a library book when he was 10.

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14 comments:

  1. Back in the day, musicians who palled around with the super rich were the objects of scorn and ridicule, and arguably were responsible for the punk movement of the late 70s. Now, everybody wants to sell out, and the trick is to cover yourself with LibCommie politics to get there. Because virtue. Go to hell, all y’all garbage-makers.

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  2. In a two major, dominant political party system, there are no third parties, only spoilers.

    Thus, as has been observed by many, any third party candidate voted for is likely the cause of nudging one of the two major party candidates over the finish line.

    A comment here recently pointed this out relevant to how we got the clinton cunts.

    The obamanation was the result of the precursor clinton cunt spoiler run in the democrat primary, plus the result of the rino collusion, aka the feckless mccain farce, plus the relentless propaganda of racist poc race baiting from all the shameless poverty pimping race baiters.

    The reelection of the obamanation was caused by typical rino plus elitist, snob republican hubris.

    MAGA is the result of the last fucking straw being plopped upon the backs of true Americans by this obamanation of racist race baiters.

    The clinton cunts linger as the herpes level infection that they are.

    The obamanation blathers on, as more and more MAGA Americans firm tbeir resolve to not one more straw, mother fuckers, and, by the way, go fuck yourselves.

    It is truly MAGA Americans vs the cunts.

    The clinton cunts are merely the mascots for all the feckless cunts infesting our Nation.

    MAGA rolls on, whilst the democrat & rino & repulsive republican elitists merely roil in their common bucket of maggot mischief.


    MAGA

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    1. Or, put another way, Satan has gained control over an alarming number of people in this country. MAGA goes to church on Sundays. Well, we already know who wins that battle. I seek God’s will and trust that He will foil the plans of the evildoers. Pray, friends, even for Nony, and stay strong.

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    2. Ah, the ever popular giving credit to this satan fellow.

      Who, pray tell, created satan?

      Who created that tree, the one with the juicy, tempting fruit hanging low?

      Who put that tree in the purported garden of perfect paradise?

      Who made a point to inform and emphasis the presence of that tree?

      Who created that serpent creature, the one whispering into the ears of one of the two created beings for which the garden was made?

      Who put that whislering serpent in the garden?

      Who chose to imbue all of created humanity with this original sin and, thus, sinful nature?

      And you seek to give all credit for evil to this satan fellow?

      Nay, it is each who chooses to think evil, feel evil, do evil, as each decides.

      Blaming this satan fellow is quite the progressive thing.

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  3. When I grow up, I want to be a night janitor for the Federal Government. It’s an important job.

    They get to file FISA wiretap applications at the FBI and sell uranium to Putin at the State Department.

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  4. Maybe she can write another bio in travelogue fashion and call it: "Quasimodo and Esmeralda Visit India which is a Country and is not Where Native Americans come from and I Carry Curry Sauce in my Purse, and also Eagle Feathers and Firewater." Ghost written in a communal way by the swooning media.

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  5. Awesome commentary. Made me laugh so thanks..

    I might use this.. if that is okay..

    If we elected her, we would be a banana republic without the bananas.

    But hey, keep investigating President Trump. Maybe he didn't return a library book when he was 10.

    Cheers

    RiNS

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    1. "Yes, we have no bananas
      We have-a no bananas today."

      - Elric

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    2. Dat ain't no banana, dat's my nose! Hachachacha! Good night, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are. - Jimmy Durante

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  6. The wedding party needs to keep an eye on the gift table. The Grifters will be thinking they are for them and stuffing as much as they can into Rodham’s purse.

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    1. The moo moo, buddy, the moo moo.

      The hilliary hog will be 100 pounds+ heavier from all the swag stuffed into the inside pockets of the moo moo!!!!

      And huma puma will run the hoo doo distractions for their getaway.

      Why do ya think hilliary got them bionic knee braces?

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  7. "Papa Ambani is displaying (Hillary) like a side of expensive beef."

    Hindu India reveres its cows.

    And good to see that Hillary brought her life partner Huma with her. Now that she'll never be president, there's no reason for her to continue to deny it.

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  8. Papa Ambani is displaying her like a side of expensive beef.

    More like a side of bad beef.

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