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Wednesday, November 14, 2018

LAPD arrests Creepy Porn Lawyer for beating a woman

Police today arrested Michael Avenatti for suspicion of beating a woman. Tucker Carlson earlier dubbed him the Creepy Porn Lawyer.

The bad news is this likely knocks him out of the 2020 presidential race. The good news is he's now cleared to run for attorney general in Minnesota.

Avenatti appeared on CNN 59 times in two months last spring because he represented Stormy Daniels, the porn star (aka prostitute) whom CNN was sure would bring President Trump down.

That was another strikeout for CNN.

Nobody cared and Avenatti decided to run for president. He also sued President Trump. And lost. A judge ordered Avenatti's client to pay the president's legal fees.

Oh, the Trumpenfreude is strong with this one.

CNN reported last month, "a California judge hit Avenatti with a $4.85 million judgment for failure to pay the debt owed to his former Newport Beach law partner."

Today, TMZ reported the gendarmes arrested him for domestic violence. Initial reports were it was his estranged wife, but TMZ is not so sure now.

TMZ reported, "Our law enforcement sources say Avenatti was arrested Wednesday after a woman filed a felony DV report. We're told her face was "swollen and bruised" with "red marks" on both cheeks. 

"Our sources say the alleged incident occurred Tuesday night, but there was another confrontation Wednesday between the two at an exclusive apartment building in the Century City area of L.A. 

"We're told Wednesday afternoon the woman was on the sidewalk on her cellphone with sunglasses covering her eyes, sobbing and screaming on the phone, 'I can't believe you did this to me.  I'm going to get a restraining order against you.'"

"We're told security brought her inside the building, took her upstairs and Michael showed up 5 minutes later and ran into the building. He screamed repeatedly, "She hit me first." We're told he angrily added, 'This is bulls***, this is f***ing bulls***.'  We're told he tried getting into the elevator but security denied him access."

I will presume he is innocent because domestic violence is complicated.

But the implication alone is enough to ruin a man.

However, we are dealing with a creepy porn lawyer. There really is not much lower he can go.

Once again, someone feuded with The Donald. Once again, someone wound up worse for the ordeal. Once again, the president's supporters enjoy watching the train wreck.

Avenatti already is on the Trumpenfreude List. But today he added another line to his legacy.

UPDATE: The accuser is not his ex-wife.

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7 comments:

  1. He'll have another stunt ready whenever he gets out of jail, but by then all you'll hear is, "Who?".

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  2. Believe all women. Heh.

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  3. Oh Trumpenfruede oh Trumpenfrude how sweetly smell they branches, A gift you see, from the tree has landed on Avenatti...
    Hate it when the muse strikes when I'm hungry and sick...Feel free to add..

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  4. The good news is he's now cleared to run for attorney general in Minnesota. (*rimshot*) He'll be here all week, folks!

    Sugar Ray Avenatti, Ike Ellison, Chop-Chop Acosta--the only one who doesn't push women around is Bret Kavanaugh.

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  5. "Donald Trump plays tic-tac-toe. We play chess. And we keep swinging..."
    -Michael Avenatti 9/30/2018

    I guess the joke's on those of us who criticized this gibberish. CPL wasn't mixing metaphors, it was a warning to women.

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  6. Another non sequitur that now makes sense; this from Avenatti's website:
    "Don't tell me what cases you've won, tell me who you've beaten."

    Sorry, Don, I don't need any more evidence than that. He's clearly a violent person. He's guilty, guilty, guilty.

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  7. You didn't need to be Karnak the Magnificent to see this one coming. He was obviously an unguided missile from the get go.

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