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Wednesday, November 28, 2018

Joke of the day: Obama takes credit for oil boom

Obama in 2012: "We can't just drill our way to lower gas prices."

Obama on Tuesday: "Suddenly America is the largest oil producer, that was me, people ... say thank you."

Hahaha.

Gasoline prices per gallon on the day he said we could not drill our way to lower prices: $3.91.

On Tuesday: $2.73.

Thank him?

He tried to kill fracking. Last December, The Hill reported, "The Trump administration will take its final step to repeal the Obama administration’s 2015 rule setting standards for hydraulic fracturing on federal land."

Hahaha.

The man is slowly disintegrating before our eyes. The loss of his socialist policies are driving him to distraction.

His plan to weaponize environmental rules to cripple industry is MIA.

His Iran Can Have Nukes accord is gone.

His TPP is torpedoed.

His Paris Accord is dead.

His bailed out GM is stopping almost all its North American car production.

Red China's economy is sinking.

Even Black Lives Matter is irrelevant these days. If I had a failure, it would look like Obama.

History will note him as the first black president. That's it.

I never hated Obama. Never needed to. I always said he was my president, even when readers objected.

But he just is the worst of my presidents.

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40 comments:

  1. It was hard to beat out Jimmah Carter as our worst president but Obungler managed it. - GOC

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  2. Jimmy Carter was merely inept. Obama was both inept and sinister.

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  3. Steve in GreensboroNovember 28, 2018 at 1:55 PM

    As you point out, Obama clearly is delusional (since as you say he did everything possible to shut down all fossil fuels).

    So what caused the U.S. oil boom? The Fed held interest rates way, way below market levels since the 2007-2008 collapse. Free money means excess investment in certain capital assets, and in the latest round that included oil and gas.

    When interest rates go back to market levels, certain oil firms will certainly go bankrupt, but the wells will keep producing as long as commodity prices stay where they are (or likely go higher). That's the way bankruptcy works.

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    1. Economic booms always occur when you get rid of socialist leadership.

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  4. It's really hard to watch that linked video. He's even more repulsive now in his speech mannerisms, smugness, disparagements, etc. now than he was as President, and that's a high bar to exceed.

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  5. “If I had a failure, it would look like Obama”.

    Line of the year. Smack down of the year.

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  6. Actually, a recent poll named Obama the fifth best president of all time.:

    1. Washington and Lincoln tied for first.
    2. 17 other presidents tied for second.
    3. 24 more tied for third.
    4. Carter was fourth...

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    1. Other than a little difference between 2nd and 3rd, I agree with you.

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    2. I had 16 tied for second and 25 for third.

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    3. He was second best, with all the others tied for first including Carter? Mike A.

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    4. Ah, the polls, the polls!!!!

      The sausage makers of pubic opinion!!!!

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  7. I recognized obama as an asshole in 2008. Too bad so many Americans and mexicans voted affirmative action.

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    1. Don't be harsh on them. He ran against Hillary, then McCain.

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    2. Don,he was put into the position by the uniparty and keep there by the uniparty.

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  8. Barack, I hate to break this to you, but "You didn't build that."

    -Mikey NTH

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  9. America's first half-black President.

    Bucky

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  10. Regular gas is $2.16 a gallon all over Kalamazoo.

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    1. Why, that's shocking! You should move to a progressive state, so you can virtue-signal by paying much higher prices like all the elites do.

      Some have a hard time driving, their noses are so high in the air, but that doesn't really make a lot of difference since they don't look where they're going anyway. It's the little people's job to get out of their way!

      Here in progressive California, the cheapest gas around is $3.39, and there aren't many stations with that price, most are a lot higher. No virtue to be had buying the cheap stuff!

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  11. I can't find where Obama explains why he deserves credit except for him citing the fact that US oil and gas production steadily increased while he was in office. News for BO: That was a result of continual advances in fracking and drilling technologies that increased ROI. Your administration's additional regulations and enforcement actions would have killed the industry if not for American ingenuity. Those engineers and planners deserve the credit, not a bunch of loser politicians and bureaucrats like you, Obama.

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  12. AAANNND.we meet the Paris accord-thanks to Natural Gas...None of the others did or will.
    We also don't have to pay third world kleptocracies as part of the package...
    Sorry Zero..

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  13. In defense of president Obama, we needed him. He brought us president trump and an American rebirth.

    Nobody else could have. McCain? Romney? It would have been the same handcart to Hell as Obama. Maybe a bit slower, maybe more comfortable seats but the same ride.

    It took an Obama to make the American people rise up and elect a Trump.

    I still can't decide whether he did it on purpose or was just as incompetent and misguided as he seemed.

    I don't care. It's the results not the motive that's important.

    I am loving the results.

    Not tired of winning yet.

    John Henry

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    1. He did it because his financial backers and his handlers told him to do it. He’s too lazy and not smart enough to have done it on his own.

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  14. Somebody get that man a freight train load of Ex-Lax.

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    1. Kaopectate, he has diarrhea of the mouth.

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    2. Both.

      One to stimulate retention of his shit in his ass and the other to move that shit the proper hole.

      Least the application of only one result in either his empty nutsack filling with his shit and, eventually, rupturing, or his butt plugged ass forcing further spewing of his shit via his pie hole.

      Mercy shown.

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  15. "If I had a failure it would like like Obama." Great line!

    No one in their right mind would ever credit Obama with lower gas prices.

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  16. Great radio this afternoon when Larry O’Connor asked people to offer Accomplishments of The Black Jesus. My fave was a guy who said “Gun sales went through the roof.” Zing!!

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  17. Obama knew that all of us deplorable racists would do the opposite of whatever he said, so he spent 8 years telling us to stop drilling.

    The man is a freakin' genius.

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    1. We should save time and make his birthday a national holiday right now.

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    2. I think I'll hold out for the day of his passing.

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    3. His birthday.

      By the time of his death day, who will give a fuck?

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  18. Does he take credit for the coal industry?

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  19. When will he take credit for the race baiting industry?

    That would be credit due.

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    1. Well, Obama's a man of simple pleasures.

      Why, he can spend hours just watching Mike play hide-the-weiner, and it fools him every time!

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  21. Actually we did just drill our way to lower oil prices. What a moron

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