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Monday, November 19, 2018

How to impeach the Orange Man

Democrat Congresswoman Maxine Waters on September 8: “They say, ‘Maxine, please don’t say impeachment anymore.’ And when they say that, I say impeachment, impeachment, impeachment, impeachment, impeachment, impeachment, impeachment, impeachment.”

Ever helpful, I offer her some reasons to impeach the Orange Man.



(NOTE: Snopes and PolitiFact deny she said this. They have not updated and corrected their posts to reflect that yes, she said, "impeachment, impeachment, impeachment...")

The reasons to impeach President Donald John Trump are as follows:

He removed the bust of Martin Luther King Jr. from the Oval Office.

(Oh wait, that didn't happen.).

He angered Nancy Sinatra by having "My Way" played at his inauguration.

(Oh wait, that didn't happen.)

“The State Department’s entire senior management team resigned” because of him.

(Oh wait, that didn't happen.)

CNN investigative reporter Jeff Zeleny discovered the White House set up two Twitter accounts for judicial nominees.

(Oh wait, that didn't happen.)

President Trump changed the name of Black History Month to African-American History Month.

(Oh wait, that didn't happen.)

He threatened to invade Mexico.

(Oh wait, that didn't happen.)

He eased Obama administration sanctions to allow companies to do transactions with Russia’s FSB, successor to the KGB.

(Oh wait, that didn't happen.)

He let crazy people buy guns.

(Oh wait, that didn't happen.)

President Trump's campaign staff worked with “senior Russian intelligence officials.”

(Oh wait, that didn't happen.)

His head of the CIA tortured people.

(Oh wait, that didn't happen.)

He married his daughter.

(Oh wait, that didn't happen.)

President Trump fired Bob Mueller in June 2017.

(Oh wait, that didn't happen.)

He didn't listen to the translation of the Italian prime minister's speech.

(Oh wait, that didn't happen.)

Putin said he has compromising information about President Trump.

(Oh wait, that didn't happen.)

Comey testified under oath that the president lied.

(Oh wait, that didn't happen.)

Congress investigated a Russian investment fund with ties to Trump officials.

(Oh wait, that didn't happen.)

Oh well. I tried. I am sure she can think of something to impeach him on. My only advice to her is to not bother going by what the media says about him because often they are wrong.

They are so wrong, I am beginning to wonder if he really is orange.

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19 comments:

  1. Mad Maxipad the Waterhead. Gonna be an interesting two years. Such a shame I don't care for popcorn, this may make an addict out of me. Popcorn addict that is.

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  2. Trump to lay a wreath at the Tomb of the Unknown Solider on Veteran's Day weekend like the previous 56 years. Oh wait, that didn't happen.

    Trump to hire special prosecutor on his first day in office to investigate Hillary Clinton. Oh wait, that didn't happen.

    Trump to give middle class families a 10 percent tax break. Oh wait that didn't happen.

    Trump to hire the best and the brightest. Oh wait, that didn't happen (times 42-plus)

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    1. Snopes labeled your first claim FALSE. My tax break was more than 10%. Um, the phrase (and book title) "Best and the Brightest" mocked the Harvard and Yale men who got us into Vietnam under JFK and LBJ.

      You want HRC investigated? We did under Obama. The Deep State destroyed the evidence.

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    2. Angry much Donnie? My Preparation H and Depends stock is soaring thanks to you.

      --So Trump did lay a wreath at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier this past Veteran's Day and didn't spend his whole day at the WH instead? Yes or no? No defense of him skipping his trip to a U.S. Military cemetery cause of rain I see.

      --Good for your tax break. Did it just occur this week as Trump promised one week before mid-term elections that a 10 percent tax cut was coming?

      --Trump: "I’m going to surround myself only with the best and most serious people." Spare us the Harvard and Yale crack, Trump is surrounded by Ivy Leaguers.

      --Proof that the "Deep State destroyed the evidence."? Thanks. my tin foil stock is up too.

      Trump got schlonged in mid-terms and he will lose the Senate in 2020 when R states have to defend. The reddest states - W.Va. and Wyoming - remained blue for their Senate seats.

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    3. Don's already addressed the first paragraph.

      Second paragraph: This is what Trump gets for trying to let bygones be bygones. Especially after how Hillary and her screeching sycophants handled the election results. So, I'm going to put you down as a Hillary needs investigated. Will do.

      Third: Yeah, I guess the 10% is a little bit too mathematically nuanced for you. And you and your ilk think you should see Trump's tax returns. You people wouldn't even know which side goes up let alone understand what's in them.

      Fourth paragraph: So Trump didn't hire the best and brightest? Name them and why. It was a shame that all the great minds were taken by Obama and the Left, like, I don't know, Holder, Lynch, Comey, Power, Susan Rice, War Hero and 77% GPA Kerry, ALL of the Obama bros, including "Wheelman" Vietor, inexperienced novelist turned all around expert Rhodes, political groupie and swooner Favreau to name just a few.

      What's your Twitter handle: TalkingPointsMemo Timmy?

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    4. Trump did not get "schlonged." The DimoKKKRats did not get anything like a wave election. They, in fact, under performed. About like you do when you post.

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    5. Holy shit, Nony, yer Auntie Snipes just retired! Those damn boxes have gotta be there somewhere, right? Nice touch to have her play senile at the end so as to minimize the consequences. Mr. T would be getting even more done if he didn’t have to deal the clearly America-hating, felonious LibCommies. And you’re proud of that shit. Unbelievable.

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    6. Um, you do realize that without the vote fraud, the Demos' "majority" would be razor-thin, if it existed at all.

      Just like the Hildabeast winning the popular vote.

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    7. "Without the vote fraud ..."

      You Surbots need to get some fresh air. Can you post a link to the report that verifies vote fraud occurred during the mid-term elections.

      Is Trumpie going to have his back-stabbing VP do another voter fraud investigation. Oh, send a link too to Pence's first voter fraud investigation.

      Maybe the Deep State - whatever the hell that is - has destroyed the evidence like it did with Hillary's investigation.

      I love throwing an imaginary ball into the distance and watching Ed, Z, tea quack and some many others go chasing after it. You all are so much fun.

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    8. Fuck off with your Hillary-lovin' ass, you psychopath! Go back to twatter where you get ignored by the masses while you shill for Soros. Sorass!

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  3. The entire California Democrat delegation will be going nuts trying to outdo each other over the next two years. Mad Maxine, Nuke-em Swalwell, Schiff for brains, Kamala the Ugandan Giant, Botox Polosi, etc.

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  4. I hope the Democrats have perfected their election stealing by 2020 because I think they're severely miscalculating the people's tolerance for impeachment.

    I suspect that the legitimate Democrat winners in the recent midterms were by voters buying into the "keep a check on Trump" proposition. Except for the hardcore Lefties I don't think impeachment is what the voters had in mind.

    However, I say let these arrogant mental midgets overplay their hand.

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    1. It won't be impeachment alone. People really do like Trump and appreciate what he's done and is doing for them.

      A couple of facts to show why the Demos are running so scared.

      Scott and DeSantis got 14% of the black vote and about 50% of the Hispanic vote.

      Ted Cruz got 16% of the black male vote and 40% of the Hispanic vote, even though he was the real, if Republican, Hispanic.

      The Lefties are attacking white women.

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  5. Impee fowty fi. She's speaking leftist geek.

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  6. Don't forget Trump spent a fortune upgrading Amb. Haley's UN apartment. Oh wait. Didn't happen.

    Obama's CFPB did spend more to refurb their offices than it took to build the Hotel Bellagio in LV from scratch though.
    JimNorCal

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  7. Don ,you seem to have hit a nerve with this nony poster,keep up the good work

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