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Friday, November 16, 2018

Creepy Porn Lawyer evicted

I'll write this up as soon as I stop laughing.

Sorry. I cannot stop laughing, so in advance, I apologize for any typos.

The Los Angeles Times reported, "Judge affirms order evicting Michael Avenatti’s law practice from office in Newport Beach."

Our boy, the Creepy Porn Lawyer, is like the Fountain of Trumpenfreude.

I think he is angling for the longest entry on the Trumpenfreude List.

So far his entry reads:

March 2018: "'The President May Be Able to Fire Mueller, but He Can’t Fire Me': Stormy Daniels’s Attorney Relishes His Role as Trump Nemesis Du Jour."

May 2018: "Avenatti Exposed: Stormy's Lawyer May Face Disbarment, Legal Action As Past Catches Up."

October 2018: "Judge dismisses Stormy Daniels' defamation lawsuit against Trump."

October 2018: "Stormy Daniels Told to Pay Trump’s Legal Fees After Defamation Suit."

November 2018: "Michael Avenatti arrested on felony domestic violence charges."

Now to add another line.

The Los Angeles Times reported, "In a brief hearing at Orange County Superior Court in Santa Ana, Judge Robert J. Moss affirmed his Oct. 22nd order that Avenatti and his staff vacate their ocean-view suite in a building across from the Fashion Island mall. He ordered them to leave by Monday.

"Avenatti’s longtime law firm, Eagan Avenatti, skipped $213,254 in rent payments due over four months, leading the landlord, the Irvine Co., to sue for eviction.

"After the landlord won the case last month at a one-hour trial that Avenatti skipped, the Orange County Sheriff’s Office posted a notice at the law office ordering the firm to vacate the premises by 6 a.m. on Nov. 1.

"Avenatti requested a reprieve that won him a delay until Friday’s hearing, which he also did not attend."

Poor Creepy Porn Lawyer.

Have you had enough of kicking him when he's down?

Me neither.

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17 comments:

  1. Eagan Avenatti, Attorneys-at-Large.
    Address: No fixed abode.

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  2. It’s been a busy three days for the CPL. this may harm his presidential ambitions. While standing in line waiting for his room at the Salvation Army, he was heard muttering to himself “I coulda been a contendah”.

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  3. He's been behind paying his bills for a long time. The Stormy thing was his go-for-broke double-or-nothing attempt to somehow get funding, get some blackmail money, or hit it big in media. Nothing worked. Sorta reminds me of Kato Kaelin of OJ Simpson fame (remember him?).

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    1. Kato Kaelin was the only good person found in the OJ garbage dump.

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  4. He's living on Stormy's couch, like Dan Akroyd at Jamie Lee's pad in Trading Places.

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    1. Horseface called the couch, Avenatti has to eat the Kentucky Bluegrass.

      Fortunately, his lawyering skills are what makes the Bluegrass grow.

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    2. Dave’s all caffeinated up and ready for more Winning!

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  5. He's his own country song. Did his dog leave him?

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  6. Avenatti is Nony’s hero. He has posters all over his basement bedroom. Behold the poster children of the current LibCommie party!

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