Project ACME: This Time It's Different

A reader tipped me to the Democrat Party's playbook to win in November.

Called Project ACME -- Action to Conquer the Midterm Election -- its motto is "This Time It's Different."

Its 57 authors have among them a combined 33 doctorates in political science, 20 doctorates in communication, 10 doctorates in womyn's studies, and several law degrees. Some of them have more than one PhD.

Their plan states, "Historically, the party out of power gains an average of 30 seats in the House and four in the Senate. While that is enough to take the House and the Senate, that is not good enough. We must win convincingly by taking at least 50 seats in the House and all nine available Senate seats.

"To that end, we must turn Texas blue and crush Republicans by backing the Fake Hispanic over the real one. Conventional wisdom holds that we should raise money and work to protect our incumbents in Drumpf states.

"But conventional wisdom is not worthy of people of our caliber.

"Instead our plan calls for giving Beto O'Rourke a record amount of money, and national publicity just like we did Wendy Davis the Abortion Barbie four years ago.

"Yes, she lost by 21 points, but This Time It's Different.

"Next, we need to gin up Antifa. Street demonstrations and chasing down our opponents at restaurants and the like will serve as a warning to voters to vote correctly or face two more years of terror. Maxine Waters and Hillary can be counted on to encourage our troops to storm the streets.

"If possible, attack a 76-year-old polio survivor in a restaurant, and throw his food out the window.

"Yes, riots elected Richard Nixon president in 1968, but This Time It's Different.

"Next, we need to gin up the women's vote by turning the Brett Kavanaugh hearing into Anita Hill 2.0. We must find someone willing to #MeToo Kavanaugh. We need a professional, activist woman we can trust. She can say she recollected some vague account of a sexual encounter. Be sure to scrub her social media as we don't want the enemy to dox her.

"Yes, Clarence Thomas won confirmation in 1991, but This Time It's Different.

"Finally, we need to shore up the Hispanic vote by bringing a caravan of refugees (we no longer use undocumented workers) from Guatemala. They will clash with police as they fight for their rights as non-citizens. This will be just like the May Day parades of Mexicans in America in 2006.

"Yes, that killed immigration reform, but This Time It's Different.

"The thing to remember is old ideas were good but like socialism were never really implemented properly. Calling Drumpf's supporters deplorable two years ago would have worked. Hillary just said it wrong.

"The past would have worked, and it will because This Time It's Different."

Signed, the wily Committee Of Young, Overwhelmingly Talented Experts.

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