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Wednesday, August 08, 2018

Me Too catches up with Bill and Ted

Tired of having to make excuses for Democrats who raped and killed women, the New Hampshire Democratic Party is yanking the names of Rapey Bill Clinton and DUI Driver Ted Kennedy from the name of their annual fund-raising dinner.

It will be the Eleanor Roosevelt Dinner.

State Chairman Ray Buckley told The Hill, "We are proud to honor Eleanor Roosevelt, a woman revered around the world for her bold leadership and tireless efforts to create justice.

"She dedicated her life to helping all hard-working Americans and all those who needed a champion."

Plus, she didn't kill or rape any women. That's always a plus when you are trying to sell tickets to your fund-raiser.

The party had just changed its fundraiser's name two years ago from the Jefferson-Jackson Dinner when party officials discovered, much to their amazement, that the third and the seventh presidents owned slaves.

To be fair, the party's Kennedy was a nod to President Kennedy, not his dimwitted little brother who inherited his Senate seat.

However, Jack Kennedy's abuse of prescription painkillers and his abuse of women now embarrass a party that usually has all the self-awareness of a Canada goose.

Republicans have it easier. They call their fundraisers the Lincoln Day Dinner. He never owned a slave. He never raped a woman. And he never drove drunk into a river because he never drank.

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18 comments:

  1. Lincoln never engaged in a criminal conspiracy with a foreign nation to get elected. Never paid hush money to porn stars. Didn't need a shady criminal lawyer. Didn't launder money for oligarchs.

    Manafort had a "good" day in court yesterday though. Only seemed "sorta" like the criminal filth who would run a campaign to elect a con man.

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    1. Under Lincoln's watch over 650,000 Americans died in a bloody conflict. This must be what drew you to him. But go on being a hypocrite about payoffs to women and money laundering bribes from foreigners while you defend the Clintons.

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    2. And Lincoln never killed a woman by letting her drown in the ocean, so he had that going for him, too.

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    3. "criminal conspiracy with a foreign nation to get elected"

      You mean like BJ Clinton selling missile guidance tech to China for illegal campaign contributions? Or his wife selling 20% of our uranium to Russia for contributions to the Clinton Crime Family Foundation and BJ getting $500K for a speech in Moscow?

      Meanwhile Mueller has found no evidence of Trump colluding with Russia but you keep wishing and hoping. - GOC

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    4. I didn't know Hillary paid hush money to a porn star. Do you have a source on this?

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    5. Lincoln, in a letter of 1855, stated that he would "prefer emigrating" to Russia. (The context was that the Democrats and Know-Nothings were hypocritically standing in favor of "equality" but at the same time of excluding blacks, Catholics, etc.)

      Also see the essay at https://www.voltairenet.org/article169488.html, "The US-Russian Alliance that Saved the Union."

      So I guess by Anonymous @ 10:16's "logic," bad, bad Lincoln and his "collusion" with Russia! Time to tear down his face from Mount Rushmore, and follow the lead of the Democrats, the party of slavery then as now.

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    6. Leftists will continue losing future elections if they keep trying to re-fight past ones.

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  2. From rapists to rug muncher. This is an improvement?

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  3. In very predictable style, Don goes ape on the Clintons and Kennedys when Trump has a more-than-usual sour day. No angels are the Clintons and Kennedys but their behavior isn't as revolting as Republicans who are documented pedophiles. Don-Glad to see your Republican governor paid his taxes - or did he?

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    1. Leaving a woman in a car underwater to die to save your political career isn't revolting? Raping and serially sexually assaulting women isn't revolting? Running a bimbo eruption squad for your serial sexually assaulting husband isn't vile? You ass-wipes seem to think one philandering president erases the last 50 years of the democrat's real war on women. Good God, you morons are dense.

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    2. Why Hoss, you sound a bit perturbed. Haha!

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  4. and how many women did Eleanor rape? Just askin'....

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    1. Well, there are rumors she had a few girlfriends...

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  5. Just the democrats becoming the party of Sotero and socialism. Surprised they didn't include Bathhouse Barry in the name.

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  6. Eleanor Roosevelt was a leftie, but she had style and at least some good sense: she was a pistol-packing woman!

    Have a look at her CCW, issued when she was 72:
    https://www.ammoland.com/2014/10/first-lady-eleanor-roosevelt-i-carry-a-pistol-and-im-a-fairly-good-shot/

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  7. Is Christopher "Girl Sandwich" Dodd still on the list?

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  8. Say what you will about Eleanor, she not only talked the talk, she walked the walk.

    A lot of the considerations for blacks made during WWII were her doing. Hubbo was too busy placating the Klansmen, but Eleanor got in his face.

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  9. And I have a billion dollars that says if Trump hadn't been elected president, the democrat war on women would still be business as usual, and the #metoo movement would have never been started. Never.

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