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Sunday, March 18, 2018

Putin caught meddling in an election

There is irrefutable proof that Russia interfered with an election today, Fox News reported.

Candidate Ksenia Sobchak

"Russian President Vladimir Putin won re-election with more than 73 percent of the vote, according to exit poll data," Fox News reported.

I can state unequivocally that this makes Putin a puppet of Putin.

"The Russian strongman received at least 73.9 percent of the vote, according to the BBC and the Associated Press. Putin won a fourth term, keeping him as Russia's leader for another six years and allowing him to claim the mantle of the vast country's longest serving ruler other than Joseph Stalin," Fox News reported.

One of the seven opponents he schlonged today was Ksenia Sobchak. She can now blame white women for her defeat. Too many of the married women voted like their husbands.

Furthermore, Communist Party candidate Pavel Grudinin can claim that Putin used McCarthyist tactics to portray him as a communist.

Plus there really was voter suppression. Very few poor black people voted in the election.

Putin's meddling was obvious.

"Yevgeny Roizman, the mayor of Yekaterinburg, Russia's fourth-largest city, says local officials and state employees have all received orders 'from higher up' to make sure the presidential vote turnout is more than 60 percent," Fox News reported.

The cable channel quoted the mayor as saying, "They are using everything: schools, kindergartens, hospitals — the battle for the turnout is unprecedented."

Clearly, this is evidence of Putin affecting the election. After all, he openly campaigned for one candidate!

Robert Mueller can now end his investigation because we have found an election Russians interfered with.


  1. I bet Putin has to cheat less than the democrats to stay in office.

  2. He's KG used to B.

    Besides, I would've voted for the broad.

  3. Wait, kindergartens?? Oh, Big D, don't give the Proggies any more ideas.

  4. Ksenia Sobchak Is blaming interference from Donald Trump for her defeat.

  5. In Russia, yard signs advertise you.

  6. I can’t see the Moscow Times printing that Trump colluded and influenced the Russian elections.

    Well, not unless the vodka and fatback was on him on election day.