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Monday, August 07, 2017

Further proof Hillary would be a disaster

If the Antifa Fascists did not make it clear how bad a Hillary presidency would be, consider the Rolling Stone story on how her supporters still struggle to cope with losing an election nine months later.

Talk about your cults.



From Rolling Stone:
On a Saturday night in Venice, California, light spills from an open door on an otherwise dark street. The space appears to be an art gallery or studio: blank walls, cubbies for shoes and personal items and cushioned mats and pillows lining half of the room's hardwood floor.
Abhit Singh looks puzzled but welcomes the hug – this is his first time here. The woman offers Singh the iPad. He, like all other participants, must sign a waiver. She then instructs the group to take a seat on the cushions, her voice maintaining a steady and smooth timbre.
This room is called The Love Dome and hosts events including yoga, dance and private parties. Every Wednesday and Saturday night, The Love Dome is host to Cuddle Sanctuary, an organization that leads group cuddle events, professional cuddling and training for professionals. This is one of their group cuddle sanctuaries.
Fei Wyatt, the iPad-toting host, is Cuddle Sanctuary's Chief People Officer, a professional cuddler and certification program leader and the facilitator for tonight's cuddle. In an hour's time, she'll be chaperoning a room full of strangers spooning each other on the floor. But now, participants sit cross-legged, eyes fixed on Wyatt, who leads the group through a number of warm-up exercises like deep breathing, a body awareness activity and light stretching. She then outlines a few rules: to arrive and stay sober, to keep the identities of everyone in the room confidential, that no touch is required, that you can change your mind at any time and to respect others' boundaries with enthusiasm. "This is a G-rated event," Wyatt says. "Touch stays outside the bikini area."
In an event that depends almost entirely on physical intimacy, the topic of consent is crucial to the field's success. Everyone should be in what Wyatt calls a "hell yes" space – that if asked for a specific touch, the reply would be a passionate OK. But more importantly, if you don't want to partake, the word "no" should not be marred with guilt or shame.
"That is the thing that changes the most lives," Wyatt says earlier. "Take the whole touch thing away, teaching people that they have choice over their body, they've never seen it before, they've never experienced it."
The reasons one seeks out a professional cuddling experience range from average adults seeking connection, those on the autistic spectrum, those healing from sexual trauma, adults dealing with sexual dysfunction or for older virgins to practice touch in a safe environment. The elephant in the room during some of these sessions, though, is the current state of the country's affairs. Since November – and the election of Donald Trump – professional cuddling services have seen a spike in client interest.
"The holiday season was the first time that since Trump won the election that a lot of people were seeing their family," says Adam Lippin, co-founder and CEO of Cuddlist, which provides training services to professional cuddlers and allows clients to search listings of "Cuddlists" nearby. "People with different political views were going to be in the same place with relatives. That was the first hit of people having to confront it in a significant way. We saw an uptick around that."
Many of these people would have been hired to work in the Hillary regime.

Actually the no touching thing is wrong.

After a tough loss, why not get drunk and get laid?

Then the next morning, you feel refreshed and start all over again.

These emotional cripples who voted for her are freaks.

Thank goodness they are not procreating as much as Trump supporters are.




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29 comments:

  1. Hillary is evil; Fake News; Trump is great. Lather, rinse, repeat.

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    1. Stock market up. Unemployment shrinking. Islamic State on the run. West Virginia coal mining rising. Conservative judges appointed. NATO nations ponying up. Iraq finally safe. UN condemning North Korea...

      You need a cuddle.

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    2. Stock markets up? This is after you railed against the Wall Street Elites during Obama's years when stock markets rose to record heights then.
      Unemployment shrinking? Yep, at a 16-year low but less than one percent lower than when Obama left office.
      Islamic State on the Run? Pentagon estimated that 75 percent of the known ISIS state was wiped out during the Obama presidency.
      NATO nations ponying up? What countries and how much?
      Iran finally safe? Today's front-runner statement for Alice in Wonderland award.
      Judges? Roe v. Wade?
      UN condemning North Korea? UN has been condemning North Korea for years. Nothing has changed.
      How about Russians arming the Taliban again; North Korean threats going unanswered; promise to replace and repeal Obamacare; tax reform; Mexico to pay for a border wall; declare China a currency manipulator; travel ban; record setting resignations of high level staff; trillion dollar infrastructure plan; hundreds of appointee vacancies; historic low approval ratings, etc.
      Thanks for the cuddle offer but I don't want to be next to your soiled Depends

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    3. Everything good under Obama is now bad under Trump. Got it.

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    4. The smug of the left, locked into their unquestioning moral superiority of their beliefs and infallibility, makes even conversation with them impossible. The democrats represent everybody but the law-abiding and tax paying. Dumping that core constituency is how they lost county-by-county, state-by-state. But, go ahead & bathe in your smug, credentialed but not educated attitude. Everyone else has moved on.

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    5. Surber, are you listening to Aaron. "everyone else has moved on." Time to ditch the Hillary posts.

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    6. LOL Last Hillary post July 20.

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    7. Waaaahhh! It's not a "Hillary is evil" post, moron. It's a "Hillary's supporters are a bunch of weak ass children who can't get through the day without sucking their thumbs and cuddling their woobies in their safe spaces" post. I know, reading comprehension is hard.

      And there's a huge difference between the stock market performance during Obama and Trump's terms: the American taxpayer isn't dumping billions of dollars every month into the system though quantitative easing, which propped up the markets. And we're real glad Obama did such a good job on ISIS since he's responsible for their creation.

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  2. As long as there are lice in our hair, then yes, the lathering and rinsing will have to be repeated. When, say, people are as embarrassed about the poor judgment shown by their "Hillary 2016" bumper stickers as they would be by ones promoting phrenology, then it will be time to retire this feature.

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  3. Hillary is evil is Surber's way of saying, "Trump is failing and people are slowly seeing through his charade, but, but, but, at least Hillary would have been worse."

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    1. "At least"? Anon, she'd have been Wicked Witch Of The West worst. YOU woulda been one of her flying monkeys.

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    2. Trump is not a "charade"he is reality.
      Reality is a concept the left does not process.

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    3. Failing? His agenda is being implemented while you are in cuddle therapy.

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    4. You have mislaid your objectivity!

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    5. To Anon the coward.
      Benghazi. her sever mess.
      calling half of America
      "Deplorables" Cheating on the Debates. etc.etc. BTW the handling of the whole server
      fiasco would had an ordinary schlub like me in Leavenworth,
      as a contract employee with a clearance... TG McCoy

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  4. There is a mental illness epidemic in this country. All of the self-comforting, overeating and drinking, and hallucinating going on is disturbing. As much as I dislike (OK hated) Obama being elected I accepted it and didn't go gonzo with it all.

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  5. Who knew there were professional cuddles? And certification programs. Under a Hillary regime, cuddling without a license could have been a crime.

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  6. I wouldn't go to Venice California in 1982.

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  7. "a professional cuddling experience"?

    These people are beyond help.

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    1. Amateur cuddling is way better, and way less expensive...unless you have to get married afterwards.

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  8. "Touch stays outside the bikini area."

    With some bikinis (thongs, string bikinis, etc.) that can include a lot of acreage.

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  9. Linked at Instapundit at 12:12PM!

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  10. We are creating a race of Eloi. I wonder who the Morlocks will wind up being?

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  11. Who would have guessed that the topic of cuddling would bring out so many trolls?

    I guess there's a lack of cuddling under their bridges. Sad!

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    1. Billy goats don't like the way Trolls cuddle, either..TG

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    2. I can see a demand for federal cuddling programs coming down the pike. We all know the left doesn't like paying for anything they can get other people to pay for.

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  12. These people vote. So sad. GOC

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  13. "Thank goodness they are not procreating as much as Trump supporters are."

    No, they are just "educating" the Trump supporters' children.

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    1. Not something I'd be crowing about with the money we spend and the piss-poor performance we get in return.

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