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Friday, July 21, 2017

If Hillary Clinton Had Won

Hahaha. I gave this one covered.

One of the best things about Donald Trump's election as President of the United States is that the Establishment will never get over the ass whupping 62 million voters laid on them.


The butt hurt makes victory sweeter.

The Bizarro World fantasy of President Hilary comes from Nate Silver -- who gave Trump a 2% chance to win the nomination, and having learned nothing from that humiliation on Election Day Silver gave Trump less than a 22% chance of winning.

Silver was 100% wrong. Twice. And he refuses to believe in nine months later.

Hence his epic "If Hillary Clinton Had Won" piece.

Sorry, I do not recall writing a piece after the 2008 election called "If (Waah) McCain (Waah) Won" or one four years later fantasizing about a Romney win.

You see, one of the qualifications for being president is to be elected -- or be picked as vice president.

Hillary failed. Twice. Just like Nate Silver.

His piece is here.

His piece is conjecture, just like his election predictions.

I go by facts.

If the United states of America was foolish enough to elect Hillary Clinton:

1. My 401-k would be 15% smaller. Clintonomics would gave flattened the economy. Under Trump, I am 15% wealthier.

2. John Podesta would be worth millions more thanks to his shady dealings with Russia.

3. Donald Trump would face a special prosecutor as the Family Clinton and the Democratic Party would ruin him just to end any and all dissent.

4. Democrats would own the Senate and likely the House. Trump's wins in Indiana, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin helped salvage three Senate races. With Clinton's win, Democrats only needed two of them to flip the Senate back.

5. Democrats would control the Supreme Court for the next generation.

6. The coal industry, fracking, and most non-coal mining would be dead -- giving Russia de facto control of the Eastern European energy market and hence, Eastern Europe.

7. The Islamic State's rise would continue as it would own Iraq and Syria, and head toward Turkey, as the USA would continue Obama's program of covert aid in the name of arming "rebels."

8. The CDC would conduct gun studies with the aim of ending private ownership of handguns.

9. Illegal immigration would grown as 1 million people (or whatever the number is now) would have no reason to self-deport.

10. One thing would not change: the fascist attacks on conservatives in California, Portland, and other liberal hellholes.

Meanwhile, in reality here on Earth, the Democrats control only 31% of state legislatures and 16 governorships (32%).

That's still too many.

Caution: Readers occasionally may laugh out loud at the media as they read this account of Trump's election.

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Caution: Readers occasionally may laugh out loud at the media as they read this account of Trump's nomination.

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  1. My adds:

    Officially, the future would not belong to those who slander the prophet of islam.

    "Hate speech," decided upon by our moral and intellectual superiors, would land us in jail.

    Taxation levels for top earners (and by "top," I mean $100k or more...hahahaha) would reach 70%.

  2. I must adjust my first add: Officially, the future would not belong to those who slander the prophet of islam, Muhammad, that scummy warlord, rapist, thieving, murdering pedophile.

    There. Fixed it.

    1. And you would have your hands cut off for typing that, Mom. Because blasphemy, so ordered by President PantsSuit, champion of some women's rights.

    2. Exactly. As Orwell said, "In times of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act." And telling the truth about islam would be (and basically, currently is) verboten. We may have dodged a bullet by avoiding Hillary, but we are still teetering on the brink....

    3. The whole thing about clitorectomy leaves me speechless. That's not a religious practice, it's barbarism. "No, that doesn't happen, it's all made up by the alt right." Huh, That's what you said about partial birth abortions and selling baby parts too, you death eaters.

    4. Ask Ayaan Hirsi Ali about that.

  3. The civil war would have already turned hot.

  4. Silver would have written the scariest dystopia, ever.

  5. If "ifs” and “buts” were beer and nuts, we’d have ourselves a party.

  6. Our investments have shot up, too.