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Thursday, May 25, 2017

Perhaps Hillary and Bill are cousins

Rush Limbaugh accused Chelsea Clinton of stealing Irwin Corey's dim-witted professor act.

But I think her stupidity is real, and may be genetic.

She spoke at a symposium on Monday and said:
“[We] carry multiple concerns in both our head and our heart. Just listening to the concerns around education and climate change, women’s health, child marriage, access to technology, all of those are of course interconnected. We have to focus on each of them in their interconnectedness.”
Now I suppose we can connect women's health with child marriage. Sure, you have your first child at 12 as opposed to 32, and that certainly is going to adversely affect your health.

But climate change?

She went on:
“We have to realize, especially at this moment, that sexism is not an opinion. Islamophobia is not an opinion. Racism is not an opinion. Homophobia is not an opinion. Jingoism is not an opinion. So I think that in our posture of listening, we also have to get comfortable with standing up and speaking out.”
Opinions are not opinions, and speaking out is listening. Orwell would roll his eyes at her lack of subtlety.

From the article: Clinton repeatedly stated that "health is a human right."

Now if that doesn't make you laugh, you need a bowel movement.

I can see her in shabby, tattered clothes, walking aimlessly round Central Park, and muttering to the pigeons, "health is a human right."

Look, I get that she is as dumb as rocks -- a sort of national touring company Caroline Kennedy. At least Caroline has an excuse. Jackie O. was not exactly known for her intellect. But Chelsea? Her parents are a Rhodes scholar and the Smartest Woman in the Room (when Barack Obama is not there).

Maybe the Clintons are more closely related than we thought.





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32 comments:

  1. I despise her lack of subtlety and her joined-together toes.

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  2. Bash Clinton post right on schedule.
    Clintons are Lame followed by Today's Fake News post and then a Trump was Right entry. Rinse-Lather-Repeat. ZZZZZZZZZ

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    1. Poor Anonymous, chained to his computer, with his eyes propped open with sticks, forced to read this blog...

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    2. Of course I read this blog - it is comedy gold - and thanks to my post, this entry will reach double digits for comments very soon. A rarity.

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    3. Boring, ZZZZ. Comedy gold.

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    4. Approaching 20 comments. Glad I could breathe temporary life into this predictable site.

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    5. I find it works better if you lather before rinsing.

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    6. What an awesome power you give me, to wake up alive each morning knowing that my very act of breathing pisses you off. 15 times each minute. Every 4 seconds, I piss you off.

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    7. You don't piss me off Donnie boy, you make me laugh! Thank you.

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    8. 27 comments not counting this one, and six of them yours and four reactions to you. So there would have been 17 comments without you. How about picking a post that isn't already bound to get a bunch of comments and put your theory to a real test? Lay one on the review of the book. See what happens.

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    9. The book was good. How's that?

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  3. Intelligence is supposed to come from the mother according to what I read. Maybe HC started drinking at 14 or was trying out the Grace Slick Method of mind expansion while Chelsea was just a bun. It doesn't look like she is going to lead her mother out of the woods to restore the throne anytime soon.
    Pmd

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    1. Just look at what Ann Richards left us. Whew!

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  4. The health care is a right thing will be used as a license to enslave us.
    Imagine the power of the Church in prerevolutionary France being combined with that of the Farmers General. That's what I think we are seeing evolve with the universities taking over health care. This is not a case of market economics, it is a case of the academic ruling class molding the policy of the government in its favor with every rule, regulation and law that is written whereby all competition will be wiped out.

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  5. Webb Hubbell's genes were unavailable for comment.

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  6. If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, etc... That's some pretty brilliant bison-dust she's got. Maybe she IS related to the late professor.

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  7. It's that bubble of silence she lives in--nothing gets in; nothing gets out.

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  8. I didn't know Webb Hubble was a Rhodes Scholar.

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  9. I'm pretty sure Chelsea Clinton is a random hybrid.
    It happens.

    You watch all those blooms and they never produce any fruit. That pollen can, however, cross fertilize and ruin the seeds coming from other producing plants that you put back.

    We pretty much pull the dumb-dumbs up as soon as possible when we don't see any production.

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  10. Her father was a Rhodes candidate - he never made the grade, so there's that.

    Also remember, she drank her way through Oxford.

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  11. I was taught that Hillary Clinton and Michelle Obama were the two smartest wimin in the WORLD. Who was number 1 or number 2 depended on the nuance of the topic. Now I hear that Liawatha "Spreading Bull" Warren and Kamala ("The Ugandan Giant") Harris are in the competition along with Chelsea Clinton.

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    1. I remember an Indian guy saying they called Ward Churchill "Chief Walking Eagle" because he was too full of ##it to fly.

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  12. How can anyone stand to listen to Hillary? I can only image how shrill she said "health is a human right." as for her "distant cousin" bill at least she got together with a great campaigner too bad it didn't entirely rub in on her.

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  13. As those annoying click-bait Web page ads announce, "Chelsea Clinton's IQ would AMAZE you!" Ivanka Trump was doubly blessed with brains and good looks, an intoxicating combination. Chelsea Clinton, not so much. Anyway, it's all baby talk, which would embarrass any sensibly self-aware person but not the Clintons, who have an overabundance of ego and an under abundance of shame.

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    1. Kinda like reading Maya Angelou's "poetry". If you read the words, you say "HUH?? What the .....". If you just smile and shake your head while pretending to read or hear, it is "amazing, what a genius and our greatest ever poet laureate".

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    2. I wonder how many foreign languages Chelsea can speak? Melania Trump speaks six: English, French, Italian, German, Serbo-Croatian, and her native Slovene. (Thanks for the list, Mr. Surber.) - Elric

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    3. Doesn't matter how many Chelsea's speaks. This is 'Merica. We speak English here. Besides, Chelsea is an Ivy League grad like the vast majority of those in Trump's inner circle.

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  14. You gotta realize that Chelsea is speaking to liberals so to them she is super intelligent. GOC

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    1. LOL! Best line of the day. And no,I am not the anonymous troll from earlier comments.

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