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Saturday, December 31, 2016

Veruca Salt Obama

Watching Barack Obama implode into a Pillar of Veruca Salt is a side-splitting side effect of the election of President Trump.

You remember her? From Willie Wonka?
Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
If you are wise you will listen to me
Who do you blame when your kid is a brat
Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat?
Blaming the kids is a lion of shame
You know exactly who's to blame:
The mother and the father!
Oompa Loompa doompadee dah
If you're not spoiled then you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doompadee do
Yes, that girl. The Oompa Loompas were glad to see her go down the garbage chute.

In his final month as president, Obama wants it NOW.

And the world is telling him no.

He decided to expel 35 Russian diplomats.

That is a dangerous step toward a declaration of war.

Eight years ago, Chris Mathews warned:
"Okay. We have an interregnum here. We have one president not in office yet, one not still there it seems psychologically. You know, they changed the Constitution back in the thirties to have this shorter lame duck period. But now this lame duck period looks really dangerous for us right now because we've got through the holidays all the way to January 20."
Everything lefties warn that conservatives will do are things lefties want to do.

Who knows? Liberals may want war with Russia. I include John McCain among them.

You must understand. The left hates Putin because he is a capitalist. They could not care less about what he does to his people. His real crime in the left's eyes is being a capitalist in a country that they wish were still communist.

Knowing President Trump takes over in three weeks, Putin refuses to fall for Obama's nonsense.

From the Associated Press:
Stung by new punishments, Russia is looking straight past President Barack Obama to Donald Trump in hopes the president-elect will reverse the tough U.S. stance toward Moscow of the last eight years. In a stunning embrace of a longtime U.S. adversary, Trump is siding with Russian President Vladimir Putin.
Whether Trump steers the U.S. toward or away from Russia upon taking office is shaping up as the first major test of his foreign policy disposition and his willingness to buck fellow Republicans, who for years have argued Obama wasn't tough enough. Now that Obama has finally sanctioned Russia over hacking allegations, Putin has essentially put relations on hold till Trump takes over.
"Great move on delay (by V. Putin)," Trump wrote Friday on Twitter. "I always knew he was very smart!"
He was referring to Putin's announcement that Russia won't immediately retaliate after Obama ordered sanctions on Russian spy agencies, closed two Russian compounds and expelled 35 diplomats the U.S. said were really spies. Though Putin reserved the right to hit back later, he suggested that won't be necessary with Trump in office.
"Won't immediately retaliate," AP?

Try: He is ignoring Obama.

Obama is childishly poking the leader of the nation with the second-largest nuclear arsenal.

What an arsenal-hole.

A grown-up replaces our Child King on 20 JANUARY 2017.

Oh and this from Veruca Salt Obama:


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  1. Obama keeps showing the difference between his estimation of himself, and that of our estimation. Putin's, too.

  2. Words cannot describe the sorry excuse for a human being that goes by the name of Barack Hussein Obama. (SCOAMF comes close.) The best thing he can do to preserve a shred of anything that may be considered a legacy is to take a walk to the nearest Starbucks and get him a great big steaming hot cup of STFU. - Elric

  3. Putin didn't grab the little pussy.

  4. I am fan of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory... did not know until recently that a Veruca (in UK English) is a Plantar's Wart on the bottom of a foot. An impedence on general progress, too.

    1. "Verruca salt" is a pLantar wart remedy.

  5. If Obama wants to saddle his successor with a load of crises, last-minute Executive Orders and thousands of pages of regulatory gobbledygook won't really do, as all that is easily undone; all the new President has to do is put a bunch of lawyers on the job, and he has plenty of those available. To REALLY be a pain in the ass, Obama can stick Trump with a war. And that's what he seems to be trying to do.

    Of course Putin isn't stupid enough to fall for it. All Barry could do to force him is actually order a nuclear strike ... which would pin the blame for starting it on Mr. Peace Prize himself, and that he's very unlikely to do.

    1. Unfortunately, it will not be that easy to overturn some of BO's actions. The additions of protected lands will be very hard to change. This will end up in Supreme Court.

    2. By the time the case gets to SCOTUS Trump will have appointed 2 or 3 conservative justices.

  6. Real class act, that Obama, yessiree.

  7. Speaking of salt, how come it can lie around a dried up lake for millions of years, but the moment it gets packaged, it expires in 24 months?

  8. I've just had some fine bourbon, being chased by some Bud, and my wife is watching Harry Potter We all good, y'all. We got this. We always did.

  9. There are persistent reports in the FakeNews outlets that Obama will be sticking around Washington to be a critic of Trump. If he remains as irrelevent as he has shown himself to be during the transition he will be good for a laugh but not much else.

  10. I kept wondering what was the connection between a 90's chick group and Obama---thanks, DC & DaveP!