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Tuesday, November 22, 2016

How to talk at Thanksgiving this year

As a public service, I offer instructions on what to say to relatives at the Thanksgiving dinner table following the election this year.

Just say:

"Woo Hoo, We Won!"

Because you are in a happy home! Every one of your relatives voted for Trump. Every last one because your parents did not raise fools.

They may have tattoos and piercings.
Their hair may be purple or green.
But when it came to their voting.
They did not vote for The Queen.

You may not have seen them in a while.
You may not recognize each child.
But joyously you will smile.
Knowing they're Trump's rank-and-file.

Who knows what tomorrow will bring?
Who (besides me) predicted this event?
But giggle at what is not happening:
Hillary Clinton's not President.


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  1. Poetry from Big D! Way to stretch your boundaries, my WV brother! I offer a haiku:

    Hillary has lost
    Much pouting on the Left now
    Poor poor Hillary

  2. Hillary, old witch corrupt,
    "Donald's a fascist,"she clucked.
    The people they vote,
    And reject the old goat,
    And Trump wine at Thanksgiving they supped.


  3. So far, the folks I know who voted for Hillary have been unusually quiet. When I see them I just give them a great big smile and a friendly "Howdy!" They quickly find somewhere else to go. This year all the extended family is coming in from out of state for Thanksgiving dinner. It should be...interesting. - Elric

    1. Just do your best to keep the talk focused on whether Dak or Romo is the better bet. Hahaha. This year, it's just me, wifey, and mom in law, Trump voters all. We will have a very good time. Plenty to be thankful for!

    2. Who are Dak and Romo? - Elric

    3. Sportsball stuff.

    4. Oh. That explains it. I have absolutely no interest in any sport other than hunting, fishing, shooting pool, throwing darts, and chess. If this country would invest the time, money, and effort they waste on sports in our children's education instead, this country would already have ended war, hunger, disease, and be colonizing Mars and elsewhere. - Elric

    5. Dak to Dez,
      Then Zeke for two.
      What the hell
      Did Dallas do?

  4. Remind them of the 8 million or so fraudulent votes when they tell you she won the popular vote.