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Wednesday, July 27, 2016

Obama enters Trump's spider web

Rosie O'Donnell was America's Queen of Nice. Then she messed with Trump. Now she is the stereotype of the bitter, old, fat lesbian.

Marco Rubio was the Republican Obama. Then he messed with Trump. He lost by 19 in the Florida primary.

Mitt Romney was the toast of the Republican Party. Then he messed with Trump. He became Republican past.

You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't dine where you dump
You don't pull the mask off that ole Lone Ranger
You don't mess around with Trump
President Obama is a slow learner.

From CNN:
President Barack Obama won't rule out the possibility that Russian President Vladimir Putin could be attempting to tip the US presidential election toward Donald Trump.
His comments came after US officials said this week that there is strong evidence that the Democratic National Committee data breach was carried out by hackers working on behalf of Russian intelligence.
"Anything's possible," Obama responded when asked during an interview whether Russians could be working to influence the contest between Republican nominee Trump and Democratic rival Hillary Clinton.
"Donald Trump has repeatedly expressed admiration for Vladimir Putin," Obama said during the sit-down with NBC News that aired Tuesday. "And I think that Trump's gotten pretty favorable coverage back in Russia."
Oh ask John McCain how his attack on Trump worked out. McCain started that feud.

The National Review.

Bill Kristol.

It ain't over until The Donald says it is over. You may beat him, but it will be a Pyrrhic victory.

Today he held a press conference in the middle of the DNC convention. This breaks protocol.

From Byron York:
"Trump has blown up that precedent and inserted himself on an hourly basis into the news cycle during Hillary Clinton's convention," said Ryan Williams, an aide to Mitt Romney in 2012, in a phone conversation. "I think that's a good idea for [Trump]. Why cede any ground at this point in the race? The Trump campaign has successfully utilized free media for the last year and a half to drive his campaign message. Why stop now?"
I too love it.

The press asked him about Hillary's campaign manager Roby Mook's claim that billionaire is on Putin's payroll.
TRUMP: It's just a total deflection, this whole thing with Russia. In fact, I saw her campaign manager I don't know his title, Mook. I saw him on television and they asked him about Russia and the hacking.
By the way, they hacked -- they probably have her 33,000 e-mails. I hope they do. They probably have her 33,000 e-mails that she lost and deleted because you'd see some beauties there. So let's see.
But I watched this guy Mook and he talked about we think it was Russia that hacked. Now, first of all was what was said on those that's so bad but he said I watched it. I think he was live. But he said we think it was Russia that hacked.
And then he said -- and this is in person sitting and watching television as I've been doing -- and then he said could be Trump, yeah, yeah. Trump, Trump, oh yeah, Trump. He reminded me of John Lovitz for "Saturday Night Live" in the liar where he'd go yes, yes, I went to Harvard, Harvard, yes, yes. This is the guy, you have to see it. Yes, it could be Trump, yes, yes. So it is so farfetched. It's so ridiculous. Honestly I wish I had that power. I'd love to have that power but Russia has no respect for our country.
And that's why -- if it is Russia, nobody even knows this, it's probably China, or it could be somebody sitting in his bed. But it shows how weak we are, it shows how disrespected we are. Total -- assuming it's Russia or China or one of the major countries and competitors, it's a total sign of disrespect for our country. Putin and the leaders throughout the world have no respect for our country anymore and they certainly have no respect for our leader. So I know nothing about it. It's one of the most far-fetched I've ever heard. 
Trump saw your DNC emails and raised you Hillary's unindicted co-conspiracy.

Check and mate.

Hillary is stuck with messing with Trump. She thought she would be facing some Republican loser.

But Obama does not have to go there. I look forward to his demise.

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  1. Barry oughta just shut his mouth, go to Hawaii and be glad that he didn't have to run against DJT. Because Donald would have TORE UP that ass.

  2. Back when they were Communist, any hint that Russia was spying or stealing information from us was called McCarthyism. Now that Russia is no longer Communist, it's open season on blaming them for everything!
    The Russians are coming, the Russians are coming!
    Emerhhhgency! Evdrybody to get from streit!

  3. Trump took their nonsense and turned it around and made it a weapon against the Ozarks. "Go ahead, Vlad, make my day. Release those emails""

    This guy is good.

    "He reminded me of John Lovitz for "Saturday Night Live"

    Tommy Flanagan (pronounce Flan-A-gan). "Yeah, Morgan Fairchild, my girl friend. Dat's da ticket"

  4. What do you all think of the DNC now? Their racism is exposed - Latest DNC email leak exposes DNC/democrats calling latino's/mexican's/hispanics "Taco Bowls" *LMAO*

  5. I heard the little sniveler-in-chief today bemoaning Donald Trump's lack of intellectual curiosity, and that he just didn't seem interested in learning where places are on the map. Good grief. This coming from an embarassment shallow lightweight who thinks the Austrians speak Austrian, there are 57 states, and made a complete fool of himself @ Buckingham Palace w the Queen of England ready to wring the imbicile's neck as he was bloviating mightly as God Save the Queen played on. Obama is a moron as is his cabinet and esp hilLIARy, easily the worst S.O.S. ever and who blew up the MIddle East in one of world history's truly stupid foreign policy blunders, and who handed the Russian foreign minister a "reset" button in Russian....and got the word wrong. Good Lord. In the meantime, Mr Trump has negotiated business deals all over the world and has global recognition as a great negotiator, job builder, and all around savvy operator with impeccable judgement.

  6. I'm just happy to learn that Putin isn't a damned democrat.

    1. He may be a megalomanic psychopath, but even they have some standards.

  7. Putin was shocked ... SHOCKED, I tell you ... to hear the President of the United States was accusing him of that.

    He didn't know that there WAS a President of the United States at the present time.

  8. Wait a minute. I thought Putin was Hillary's friend. Didn't she give him that red reset button thingy, or did I just dream that?

    176 days until Obama leaves office. But who's counting?

  9. They will never figure it out until it is too
    late-Trump operates under the premise that:
    "There is not such thing as bad publicity."
    Instead of some poor whiny RINO apologizing
    as he wets the floor-the Lion Roars- and lets
    wind as he leaves the room..
    The end of the Lion...
    TG McCoy

  10. Every parrot in the media petshop keeps telling us that Trump is going to be Hitler, but it seems to me that it was Obama et al who couldn't get their heads around the fact that the writ of the DoD starts at the borders, not within them.