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Saturday, March 05, 2016

Hillary promises to open UFO records

Hold the orange jumpsuit.

Hillary Clinton may need a white straitjacket.

From the London Daily Mail:
While Donald Trump continues to promise a wall between the US and Mexico, Hillary Clinton is thinking about a different kind of alien: if elected she will release classified UFO files, her campaign manager revealed.
As the Clinton campaign passed through Las Vegas last month, campaign manager John Podesta told KLAS-TV Politics NOW that he has persuaded the Democratic candidate to open up the long-closed documents for the US public.
'I think I've convinced her that we need an effort to kind of go look at that and declassify as much as we can, so that people have their legitimate questions answered,' he said.
Declassifying national secrets.

It's what she does.

Just upload all our secrets to her bathroom server.


  1. According to a magazine I saw in the checkout lane a few years back Hillary knows all about space aliens and in fact had a child with one. This may explain her sympathy for illegal aliens.

    1. That explains Chelsea. Some people say Chelsea looks nothing like BJ, that she looks like Webb Hubbell, but I think you've stumbled on the real truth.

  2. And she talked to ghosts when she lived in the White House. Can you imagine how the media would howl if a Republican said this?

  3. "Weird Al" Yankovic has got Hillary's campaign song ready for her.

    The relevant bit starts at 1:10

  4. I wonder which aliens dumped this sad excuse on our planet and sped off at high speed? We should attack them at once. - Elric

    1. I thought all outer space chicks were supposed to be super-hot, even though green-tinged?

      Oh, of course. Klingon, huh?

    2. Maybe not Klingon, but Barbarella she ain't. - Elric


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