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Wednesday, August 17, 2022

We're winning

We could see Wyoming Republicans dumping Liz like a soiled diaper a year ago. But when it finally happened last night, the glee was surprisingly large. It really made us happy.

Meet Harriet Hageman, the Liz-ard slayer

Wyoming Republicans overwhelmingly voted to nominate Harriet Hageman for Congress, dumping Liz Cheney who is a WINO.

Wyomingite In Name Only.

Highlights of the News

ITEM 1: Introducing Cheddar Cheese Puffs made with Organic Cricket Flour.

Tuesday, August 16, 2022

Happy Trump Day

Happy Trump Day. Tomorrow is Hump Day, which celebrates camels and old GEICO commercials.

But today is Trump Day. If the polls are right and ranked voting doesn't wreck things, voters will move Sarah Palin (the beta version of Trump) a step closer to Congress and begin Liz Cheney's retirement.

How the media use Fox News

For the past quarter-century, the mainstream press has treated Fox News as a red-haired stepchild. The media ignorantly mocks a channel that not only beats all its cable news competitors but all the cable outlets. 

But they also use Fox to validate their talking points whenever a Fox host repeats their lies.

Highlights of the News

ITEM 1: Catholics understandably are upset with The Atlantic for calling the rosary a symbol of extremism.

Monday, August 15, 2022

RICO suave

When President Trump changed his residence from New York City to Florida, all us smart fellows said that it was to avoid state income taxes.

As usual, Trump had something up his sleeve besides his arm.

Republicans grow a spine

I know how much my readers admire Maureen Dowd's wit and wisdom.

And by "Maureen Dowd," I mean the Babylon Bee because let's face it, some old liberal doyenne in DC is to be pitied, not liked.

Highlights of the News

ITEM 1: A multi-billion dollar company in California killed 21,000 fish -- many of them rare and endangered species in a chlorine leak.

As far as I can tell, the EPA and state authorities are uninterested in this colossal killing. The media is just re-writing the company press release.

Saturday, August 13, 2022

Matt Drudge gets stupid

When Matt Drudge suddenly turned on President Donald Trump, many of us figured he sold out and quit. But a few years later, there is no evidence that this happened (or didn't) so I must presume that he still runs it.

NPR hates the original American flag, too

NPR ran one of those Critics Say stories to knock Florida for selling auto plates that have the Gadsden flag on them. It features a coiled timber rattlesnake on a field of yellow with the words "Dont tread on me." Punctuation was as fluid then as gender is today.

Highlights of the News

ITEM 1: The Washington Post said Trump stole nuclear codes.

Oh everyone knows the nuclear codes.

Friday, August 12, 2022

They have driven themselves crazy

According to Brendan Buck, "Brendan Buck is one of Washington’s top communications strategists and a trusted political analyst. 

What you have to swallow to be a Never Trumper

David French and the rest of the gang cheered the FBI's raid of Mar-a-Lago. They also convinced themselves that pleading the Fifth Amendment to every question asked in a deposition is proof of guilt. Just what the crime is will be determined later.

Highlights of the News

ITEM 1: The Washington Post said, "FBI searched Trump’s home to look for nuclear documents."