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Wednesday, April 08, 2020

Democrats say voting is undemocratic

Democrats are livid that Wisconsin held an election on Tuesday. DNC chairman Tom Perez said, "This was a dark day for our democracy."

Shut the country down but not the subways?

The New York Times reported, "41 Transit Workers Dead: Crisis Takes Staggering Toll on Subways."

America demands to know why New York's subways were kept open while our factories, schools, and hospitals closed down. If New York City did not think it was a crisis, why should we?

NYT launches impeachment drive for curing COVID-19

The New York Times continues to campaign against using antimalarial drugs to combat COVID-19.

Highlights of the News

Donald John Trump is still your president, and antimalarial drugs rock.

Tuesday, April 07, 2020

Trump cuts a deal on COVID-19 drugs

President Donald John Trump wanted antimalarial drugs. Indian Prime Minister Modi wanted access to the U.S. drug market.

Newspapers Trumpenfreuded

Mini Mike's Bloomberg News service is losing customers who won't survive COVID-19. Bloomberg reported, "Long-Struggling Local Newspapers Pushed to Brink by Corona Virus." Sir William Osler, the father of modern medicine, called pneumonia the "friend of the aged" because in the 19th century it took so many suffering people who could not be saved home to The Lord. COVID-19 is the friend of the ink-stained wretches of the Fourth Estate.

Anti-Trump reporters trapped themselves on COVID-19

Having watched the impeachment backfire on them, the Washington press corps moved on and opened the next package from Acme.

Highlights of the News

In parts of the country, even spring is self-quarantined.