Don Surber

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Thursday, October 29, 2020

Wednesday, October 28, 2020

Biden's "lead" magically shrinks 3 points in one night

And just like that, Biden's lead in the national IBD/TIPP poll shrank from 7 points to 4.4 on Tuesday.

Why the polls lie

ABC just alleged Biden is up 17 points in Wisconsin. Well that's nice. Biden supporters can now stay home and not risk covid by voting.

Democrats fear they lost Pennsylvania

Lititz, Pennsylvania, a town of 9,458 people, easily tripled its population on Monday when Air Force One landed at its airport for a rally by barn-storming President Donald John Trump.

Highlights of the News

​Donald John Trump is still our president -- and the Frisbee golf champion of the world.

Tuesday, October 27, 2020

Trump takes Florida

Josh Kraushaar of the National Journal seemed perplexed. He tweeted, "This makes no sense, unless you're out of cash: Trump campaign spending on Minnesota but pulling out of FLORIDA."

Crashing the stock market won't stop Trump

The Dow Jones Industrial Average fell 650 points on Monday because (spins wheel of misfortune) "new data showed a jump in covid 19 cases in both the U.S. and Europe."

Democrats lose again, a week before the election

On Hillary's 73rd birthday in prime time, President Donald John Trump presided over the inauguration of Amy Coney Barrett as the ninth justice on the Supreme Court. To make the moment perfect, he had Justice Clarence Thomas swear her in.

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Donald John Trump is still our president.