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Saturday, September 14, 2019

Trump 101 for Peggy Noonan

A reader shared a laugh by sending me Peggy Noonan's latest column. She said "everyone knows" President Donald John Trump is a screwball. To buttress her point, she lied.

Why not call Democrats communists?

Because they are communists.

Thursday night's presidential debate on ABC made that clear.

Highlights of the News

4 years ago, we immediately knew who owned the debates, every Trumping time.

Friday, September 13, 2019

Red China's gotta eat

Everybody, Trump's Sun Tzu fighting
Tariffs were fast as lightning
For Xi, it was a little bit frightening
But Trump fought with expert timing.

Men's Basketball Trumpenfreude

Basketball coach Gregg Popovich is best known to readers for being a ho-hum, run-of-the-mill, Trump-hating celebrity.

Now we can add to his resume the title of Worst Coach of the USA Men's Basketball Team.

Highlights of the News

Donald John Trump is still your president.