Don Surber

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Monday, March 18, 2019

What's with Kellyanne Conway’s husband?

Kellyanne Conway’s husband took another swipe at her boss, President Donald John Trump.

The Hill reported, "White House counselor Kellyanne Conway’s husband and a frequent critic of President Trump on Monday suggested that the president has at least two diagnosable personality disorders.

"[Kellyanne Conway’s husband], an attorney, shared an image of the cover of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders and the pages for narcissistic personality disorder and antisocial personality disorder on Twitter."

Blame Trump

Time's have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse.
Should we blame the government?
Or blame society?
Or should we blame the images on TV?
No, blame Canada, blame Canada
With all their beady little eyes
And flappin' heads so full of lies
South Park's "Blame Canada" song.

Press attacks the victim

The New York Times attacked President Trump on Sunday with a report, "Trump Renews Attacks on John McCain, Months After Senator's Death."

The Hill attacked President Trump on Sunday with a report, "Trump reignites criticism of McCain months after senator's death."

NBC attacked President Trump on Sunday with a report, "Trump lashes out at McCain seven months after senator's death."

These are a pack of lies.

"Pronounced Keer-sten" will make a fool of herself next Sunday

The media gushed over Democrat Senator Kirsten "pronounced Keer-sten" Gillibrand announcing she will announce her candidacy for president next Sunday in front of the Trump International Hotel.

Sure, remind everyone of President Donald John Trump's success in life long before he entered politics.

Sunday, March 17, 2019

Question of the day

Trump leads the West against Red China

I call communists communists and the largest communist party in the world, headed by Chairman Xi, runs Red China. If that offends you, then you need to be offended again and again until you finally accept the truth.

Which brings me to a man who is never offended by the truth, Stein Ringen, a Norwegian sociologist and political scientist at Oxford. He sees China for what it is: a totalitarian government that threatens the world.

A government out of control

In June 2016 or earlier, the FBI began openly snooping on Donald John Trump because he won the Republican presidential nomination.

The FBI did this instead of doing its job by working on prosecuting Hillary for her selling out national security. The FBI destroyed evidence, and gave immunity to witnesses so they would not have to testify against her.

All this was done in plain sight. The media was silent. Complicit. Eager to destroy our republic in the name of electing the First Woman President, to be followed by the First Hispanic President, and then the First Muslim President -- all of them fronts for the real power brokers.

College cheats gave to Trump's opponents

Thanks to Phil Kerpen, president of  American Commitment, a conservative group, I can report that most of the parents accused of trying to bribe and cheat their children's way into college are Democrat donors.

Not a single one of these accused and alleged sneaky, lying, privileged white parents donated to President Donald John Trump, Kerpen reported.

The breakup album will be lit.

Christian Toto wrote, "Why Taylor Swift's political awakening rings false."

He cited peer pressure to don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Nazi party.

I mean Democrat. The Democrat Party.

Saturday, March 16, 2019

Chelsea learns the mob spares no one

The mob blamed Chelsea Clinton for the massacre of 49 Muslims at two mosques in Christchurch, New Zealand, because she criticized Democrat Congresswoman Ilhan Omar for being anti-Semitic.

She attended a vigil for the Muslims at New York University on Friday night.

Denuking North Korea is still on

President Trump is a big fan of the Rolling Stones. One of my favorite early Stones songs was the pop blues tune, "Time Is on My Side."


The Perfect Democrat nominee

Democrats have as many presidential candidates running in 2020 as there blackbirds baked in a pie. Each has qualities that would make the perfect candidate for the party.

They need someone with the White House experience of Joe Biden.

Friday, March 15, 2019

Veni, vidi, veto

President Donald John Trump issued his first veto, which is unlikely to be overridden because the truth is, Congress likes playing wall politics.

Justice for Smollett versus justice for Loughlin

Jussie Smollett faces 16 charges for faking a hate crime. A Chicago judge set his bond at $100,000. He is still employed by the TV show, Empire.

Lori Loughlin faces charges for cheating and bribing to get her daughter into a prestigious college. A federal magistrate set her bond at $1 million.

Pence's daughter comes out of the political closet

In a Washington Times column called "Abortion Is the Social Justice Issue of the Millenium," Charlotte Pence, the oldest daughter of the vice president, came out swinging. Well, what do you expect when you raise your children to think for themselves politically?

She cited a report by the Millennial Impact Project.

You silence him, you silence yourself

First the news, "CHRISTCHURCH, New Zealand (AP) — At least 49 people were killed in mass shootings at two mosques full of worshippers attending Friday prayers on what the prime minister called 'one of New Zealand’s darkest days.'"

Now the reaction from Fraser Anning, a member of Australia's senate from Queensland.

Beto is as awful as they come

Beto Man O'Rourke announced for president. I liked this part, where he said, "The interconnected crises in our economy, our democracy and our climate have never been greater. They will either consume us, or they will afford us the greatest opportunity to unleash the genius of the United States."

Thursday, March 14, 2019

Obama busted your precious "norms," USA Today

USA Today published an irresponsible and kooky accusation by two Ivy League professors that President Donald John Trump will stage a coup should he lose in 2020.

Sorry, Barack Hussein Obama already tried to stage one. And yes, I am finally using his middle name as was fashion with every previous president who had one. It is time to get back to normal because it is the only way we get back to being a functioning nation.

Democrats love taxing Trump's oil boom

Obama was likely the biggest fool we ever had as president. He regularly mocked Republican calls to open up drilling, and in the 2008 campaign said checking our tire pressure regularly would save millions of gallons of gasoline.

College cheating scandal touches Obama

In a pre-dawn raid on Tuesday, FBI agents with guns drawn arrested actress Felicity Huffman for the high and hideous crime of paying to game the admissions process so her daughter could attend a prestigious school. Many rich parents did the same. Test scores were changed. Some were recruited as athletes despite being couch potatoes.

The Daily Mail reported one of the cheating coaches indicted in this cheating scandal coached Sasha and Malia Obama. The latter got into Harvard. Sasah is still in high school.

Harvard was not among the schools involved in this indictment because we all know no one would cheat to get into Harvard.

The rest of the story behind the MAGA hat

The headline in the Arizona Republic told the story well, "He had a MAGA hat in his truck. So she slashed his tire."

Actually, it was an SUV.

The story began, "Nick Dugas left work at Paradise Valley Mall at 1:30 on a recent Saturday afternoon and noticed his SUV listing to the left."

Wednesday, March 13, 2019

Tucker Carlson punches back

Media Matters for America President Angelo Carusone declared war on Tucker Carlson because Carusone wants to silence anyone who dares stand up for America. He unearthed comments Carlson made over a five-year period on a shock jock radio show.

Carlson was defiant.

And today, he unearthed worse comments from Carusone's blog.

Obama ignored fentanyl. Thousands died

The Washington Post had a sobering story today, "Obama officials failed to deal with fentanyl crisis as it burned its way across America."

The story said, "Fentanyl has played a key role in reducing the overall life expectancy for Americans."

You can keep your life expectancy, right? Obama did not care.

The people don't matter

President Donald John Trump continues on his merry way to fulfill campaign promises of peace and prosperity, and a wall. This is what people in 30 states wanted. In the other 20 states, they wanted a woman because they have majorities or pluralities made up of misandrists.

In Britain and California, elected leaders who ignore the law and the will of the people.

Two scoops of Trumpenfreude

Actress Felicity Huffman joined the women's march against President Trump's inauguration because “I feel that the election was somewhat of a feminist issue. I feel like the best of us was bested by not the best of them.”

If Hillary is the best feminists have, then feminism is dead.