Don Surber

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Friday, July 30, 2021

The banality of our destructors

In the movie "Ghost Busters," Gozer commands them to choose the form of their destructor. They chose the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

We chose his brain.

Only 34% of Democrats believe in biology

The liberal Pew Research Center polled Americans and found 56% believe biology determines a person's sex. Among Democrats, only 34% do.

81% of Republicans believe in biology.

Highlights of the News

I don't know this man, but I am pretty sure he is my brother.

Thursday, July 29, 2021

The Olympics through woke eyes

Other than hoping a certain women's soccer team loses, I don't care about the Olympics but in surfing the news, it is hard to miss. And the Washington Post coverage looks like a doctoral thesis in Critical Race Theory.

Ohio RINOs let killers go free

Marie Rose Belcastro was born September 9, 1920, in Niles, Ohio, the daughter of Sam and Caroline DeGennaro Conti.

Highlights of the News

ITEM 1: The New York Post reported, "CNN anchor Don Lemon ripped the man who accosted Tucker Carlson in a Montana fly fishing shop, saying he had no right to invade the Fox News host’s personal space.

Wednesday, July 28, 2021

Calling someone Jussie Smollett is rayyycist

The media has decided that you cannot call a black man who lies about racism Jussie Smollett. Calling one black man Jussie Smollett means you call all black men liars, according to actor Daniel Newman, and I suppose others.

Cleveland Indians new name already taken


In announcing the Cleveland Indians will become the Cleveland Guardians, management overlooked one tiny little thing.

There already is a Cleveland Guardians team.

Highlights of the News

ITEM 1Taiwan News reported, "Chinese wolf warrior diplomats cried foul on Saturday over a photo of a Chinese weightlifter at the Tokyo 2020 Olympics.