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Friday, February 21, 2020

New York offers to give up its illegals to ICE

President Donald John Trump should name his next child after Andrew Cuomo because the Democrat governor of New York just offered the names and addresses of thousands of illegal aliens to Immigration and Customs Enforcement. This is the result of Cuomo and his party being too clever by half.

Afghanistan War ends

No member of the high school Class of 2020 was born when the Afghanistan War began.

Mike Pompeo announced today that it will end on Leap Year Day.

Trump's week was better than his best week ever

Two weeks ago, Our Beloved President Donald John Trump had his best week ever. Everyone said so.

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Donald John Trump is still our president.

Thursday, February 20, 2020

Trump saved garlic from Corona Virus

President Donald John Trump knows farming isn't easy. He fought hard for farmers in his trade negotiations with Red China, winning concessions in Phase One that will have the communists buying billions more of capitalist American agricultural products.

Pardon Stone, fire the judge

Obama judge Amy Berman Jackson double dog-dared President Donald John Trump to pardon Roger Stone by sentencing him to 40 months in prison for the high and hideous crime of being an associate of the president.

This comes months after another Obama judge, Ronnie Abrams, threw out a jury conviction of Devon Archer, a business partner of Hunter Biden. Archer bilked Indians out of millions of dollars.

Debate shrank Mini Mike

Everyone wanted to see Mini Mike faceplant in last night's debate. He did not disappoint. He went splat.

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Donald John Trump is still our president.