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Thursday, July 12, 2018

"What do Trump supporters smell like, Mr. Strzok?"

Diana West of Newsmax tweeted a question, "What do Trump supporters smell like, Mr. Strzok?"

Let me answer that.

In my case, Old Spice.

But we all have a different smell or combination of smells.

Mostly, it is sweat. I forget who said it but Trump supporters shower after work, not before.

The dairy farmers smell like cow manure.

The mechanics smell like grease.

The waitresses smell like a different kind of grease.

But generally, we smell American, which is a wonderful mixture of hard work and fun. Some Trump supporters smell like cotton candy and corndogs as they work the fairs.

Some smell like the popcorn they sell at the movie theater.

Some smell like the leather on book covers in the library.

What we don't smell like is a loser or a coward or a lying weasel like Peter Strzok.

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26 comments:

  1. some smell like Cordite after the 30mm
    Cannon is fired at truckload of ISIS Jihadis. Some smell of freshly plowed soil.
    some smell of blond and bandages as in trauma surgeon (know one well.)
    Some smell of crayons and finger paint-like my wife after pre-school class.
    some smell like fire smoke-forest or house.
    let's keep this going Don.
    TG.

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    1. "Blood and Bandages."
      dam' auto correct BTW this Dr. is surgeon who did 3 Tours of Afghanistan...
      tg

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    2. TG, my dear fellow (?), cordite was chiefly used by the UK, and not for a very long time. It's a fine sounding word, but archaic and inappropriate. Please just say "gunpowder" in future. ;-)

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    3. I like the word I agree, however..TG

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    4. Little Johnny ButtgusterJuly 13, 2018 at 11:16 AM

      Some have that acrid smell of flop sweat that is produced by fear. A shower bath doesn't erase that.

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  2. Trump supporters smell like marks, rubes who allow a con man to play their prejudices to his corrupt ends.

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    1. And some people smell like fake news.

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    2. No, some people just smell..
      Like Coward, up there. TG

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    3. Only after we've been close to a HiLlARy the Slinky supporter.

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    4. Envy is the ugliest deadly sin.

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    5. You misspelled Obama anonymous. He was a far bbigger con man than Trump and you fell for it. - GOC

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    6. Those are some bitter tears being choked back after seeing the "con man" get more accomplished for this country in 18 months than the affirmative-action community organizer got done in 8 years. I'd place all my rage at the interwebz if I were you too....

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  3. Some people in the FBI and DOJ are smelling of desperation. Coming soon to the CIA and State Department as well. Who's next? - Elric

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  4. Your average liberal wouldn’t work in an iron lung, and they wouldn’t sweat in a pressure-cooker.

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  5. AMericans smell like success. period.

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  6. I always enjoy your articles! Thanks for the humor and insight.

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  7. Nothing new here. Elite politicians have been sickened by the smell of the populace since Ancient Rome.

    (Julius Caesar Act I)
    .....as [Julius Caesar] refused [the crown] the rabblement shouted, and clapped
    their chopt hands, and threw up their sweaty night-caps, and
    uttered such a deal of stinking breath because Caesar refused
    the crown, that it had almost choked Caesar, for he swooned and
    fell down at it: and for mine own part, I durst not laugh for
    fear of opening my lips and receiving the bad air.
    JC

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  8. I expect that Strzok is surrounded by the odor of fire and brimstone … and the sound of hissing snakes.

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  9. All Strzok knows is the rest of America doesn't smell like the perfumed dandies of the Washington DC bureaucratic class—and it offends him.

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  10. We all smell of Freedom Fries and ice cream.

    some smell of blond and bandages as in trauma surgeon (know one well.)

    More like nurses, who change those dressings.

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    1. PS Don, that little piece goes right up there with Frank Sinatra's "The House I Live In".

      Inspiring, really.

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  11. What we don't smell like is a loser or a coward or a lying weasel like Peter Strzok.

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    1. I wonder that all the dogs in the neighborhood don't attack him on sight. Maybe he lives in one of those stupid apartments where they don't allow dogs.

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  12. DC elites smell like swamp people.

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