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Friday, July 06, 2018

Warren can end her Pocahontas problem

Democratic Senator Elizabeth Warren has a problem. She falsely claimed American Indian heritage to land a job teaching law at Harvard.

President Trump just gave her a way out, but she is too partisan to figure it out.

In Great Falls, Montana, last night, President Trump said he will offer Warren a million bucks for her favorite charity if she takes a DNA test to determine whether or not she is part Indian.

Warren should take the test

What does she have to lose?

If it turns out that she is an Indian, OK, she wins.

If it turns out that she is not, she still wins because she blame her claim on family lore.

Oh, she sort of tries to do that now but it is seen as an excuse. By taking the test, she would be saying I was told this but I want to find out the truth.

People like it when politicians tell the truth because it is so rare but they don't tell the truth because they see the truth as a barrier to power.

The Pocahontas problem is like John Kerry's Swift Boat problem. Kerry lied to a congressional committee about Vietnam. For 33 years. Kerry was pursued by the man who succeeded him as commander of his swift boat, John O'Neill.

This was a nuisance that never affected his runs for the U.S.Senate, but when he ran for president it became a problem because the rest of the nation isn't as gullible as Massachusetts.

As Pocahontas will learn if she does not take this DNA test.

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19 comments:

  1. Telling the truth is not in the Left's DNA.

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  2. “The Chair recognizes Senator What’s-her-name ...”

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  3. I’m almost certain that Warren already has taken the DNA test at some point and knows exactly what the results will show which is why she’ll never take Trump’s offer. She’ll stick to the “family lore” and “I know who I am” nonsense rather than admit to having gamed the affirmative action system to get ahead.

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    1. Pocahontas has taken a DNA test. If she had passed the results would have been leaked already. Just Team Trump ran an police style ancestor search and got negative results.

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  4. Wondering if Harvard is feeling "faked out".

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    1. Harvard doesn't give a damn. We should nationalize their endowment and properties "for the children" of illegal immigrants, to pay for their trips home and to care for them in their native countries in their old age.

      Think of how many lives we can save.

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  5. If Warren was a real Indian, she would know that Trump is the Great Spirit in the Sky.

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  6. Run, Fauxcahontas, run!

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  7. Hiawatha was raised on the shores of Gitche Gumee.

    Liawatha will crash and burn on the shores of Gotcha Dummy.

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  8. Maxine should demand an IQ test to prove it is higher than the 60 He gave her in the same speech

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    1. Mr. T vs. Maxine in a game of Jeopardy would be one of the great ass kickings of all time.

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    2. Six point zero would be her best hope, scorers might give her a mulligan.

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  9. Still Waters run deep. Turbulent Maxine Waters runs about half an inch deep.

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    1. Schlongy, even toy dogs would have no problem with those raging Waters. Heck, they might even enjoy it. Get the tootsies wet - good to go!

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  10. I've got an Eastern Cherokee Grandma-documented, on the rolls. wife is Oklahoma Cherokee on both sides of her family.she's descended from Pocahontas' half sister, documented-all of it.
    Warren' family is one of the few in Oklahoma that didn't have any Indian
    blood. Trump trolled Fauxy...
    TG McCoy
    TG McCoy

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  11. She's an idiot. She should take the test. In Indian heritage DNA means less that tribal rolls. If her family was ever listed as members of a tribe, that trumps all. She should know that. That I assume is why she won't take the test, her family is neither.

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  12. The Legal Insurrection blog reported a few years ago what Native American geneology researchers uncovered: Warren's family treehad a soldier that herded Indians during the Trail of Tears. But no Native Americans.
    JimNorCal

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  13. The Kennedy family, John Kerry, Elizabeth Warren — fakers and corrupt politicians — all from the Bay State. What's the problem with Massachusetts? Is there something in the water that promotes such craziness?

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