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Sunday, June 10, 2018

This fall on SJW-TV

SJW-TV announced its lineup for this fall. Every show is a re-boot.

There is the re-boot of "2 Broke Girls," this time starring Kathy Griffin and Samantha Bee.

There is the re-boot of "Roseanne" without Roseanne Barr. The new name is "The Connors." Sandy Duncan joins the cast as Dan's long lost sister.

There is the re-boot of "I Spy" without Bill Cosby. Louis C.K. and Will Smith star as tennis players embedded in the fictional presidential campaign of Tonald Drumpf.

There is the re-boot of "The Flying Nun." This version focuses on a group of people stuck in the airport after learning they are on the No Fly List.

There is the re-boot of "Lou Grant." Ed Asner returns in the title role, but this time he hires a team of hookers as his reporters, and they pile up so many scoops that you would think they worked at Dairy Queen. Ali Watkins cameos in the premiere.

There is the re-boot of "Car 54, Where Are You?" Officers Gunther Toody and Francis Muldoon spend each shift avoiding crime scenes as they don't want to run afoul of the Black Lives Matter movement.

There is the re-boot of "All in the Family." This time, all 17 genders are represented. The son-in-law takes great offense at being called Meathead because he is vegan. One thing hasn't changed. Archie is still the only one in the family with a job.

There is the re-boot of "The Cosby Show." Set in prison, Doctor Huxtable keeps his fellow inmates at bay by supplying them with Jell-O pudding. Lots and lots of Jell-O pudding.

Finally, there is the re-boot of "Bridget Loves Bernie." But there's just one catch: she's married to a Trump supporter.

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18 comments:

  1. Wagon Train reboot. Socialists in search of a utopia they never seem to be able to get to. Forever.

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    1. Don't forget the part where they get massacred because they gave their guns to the Indians.

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  2. Can we pray for a reboot of Airplane II in November as fly over liberals go in search of a distant planet with out conservatives?

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  3. What, no re-up for “My Favorite Marxist” ?

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  4. You left out the Real McCoys. How is this? Grand Pappy Amos and the clan move make to West Virginia after losing all water rights due to Governor Moonbeam's water policy.

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  5. GREAT post, Big D. Totally enjoyed it. Comments are awesome too. Dave, you kill me, man. Hahahaha!!!

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  6. I'm digging the comments. Thanks!

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  7. Lol great stuff Don! Comments too!

    Hollywood is getting harder and harder to parody, these days. Too many maroons.

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  8. The Man From UNCLE SUGAR.

    Who tries to find new ways to spend government money.

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  9. One of your best posts ever. And that is a high bar to jump over.

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  10. Marcus Welby M.D. where no patients are treated because they are covered by Obamacare.

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  11. A reboot of Rawhide, drovers driving a herd of gerbils from Los Angeles to San Francisco.

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  12. The New Survivors, where Pelosi, Schumer, Barry and Michael Obama square off on a remote deserted island against Ryan, Gowdy, McCain, and Graham to see who can figure out how to light a fire, build shelter, and get food without the help of corrupt lobbyists and a team of security staff.

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    1. But we need to make sure the film crew don't assist them. Imagine...

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  13. Gilligan's Utopian Island. There's only one episode because everyone drowned after their socialist built Bernie boat (because everyone has a job in Bernie-land) sinks en route to a place that doesn't exist.

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  14. The Dirty Jobs reboot (or any of those "working class" shows), with Obama, Pelosi, virtually any democrat, making them actually work, make a payroll, and feel like they've been gut-punched when a job goes bad (mechanical failures, whatever)and they might actually lose some of their money. Funny how fast their "you didn't build that" kind of bullshit thinking would go away.

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