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Saturday, April 21, 2018

Ambassador Dennis Rodman

The Internet definition of insanity is doing the same thing over again and expecting different results, which is why President Trump ditched past diplomatic efforts of appeasement with North Korea.

As negotiations for the end of the Korean War, the possibility rises for formal diplomatic relations with North Korea, the president might want to send an ambassador.



Why not Dennis Rodman?

Kim Jong Un likes him. Rodman was one of the few westerners to befriend him.

Trump likes him. They worked together on "Celebrity Apprentice."

When Trump announced plans to meet with Kim, Rodman issued a statement, "Big respect to President Trump and Marshal Kim Jong Un for their historic meeting coming up. I said it back in 2014 on CNN that the door will open eventually."

Rodman would be an asymmetrical ambassador.

But if both men trust him, we may be able to transition from ending the war to enjoying peace.

18 comments:

  1. To watch the NeverTrumpers split a gusset would be sweet indeed.

    -Mikey NTH

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    1. Wow, I never thought of that huge benefit!

      OK, I'm in with this plan! Rodman to the Rescue!

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  2. Sounds good to me, What Mikey said about the never Trumpers is icing on the cake.

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  3. The Resistance Leftists in the Senate would suddenly find a Black Man they could hate on.

    Bucky

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  4. Looking forward to Senate hearing for confirmation.

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    1. Based on most of our previous diplomatic antics prior to Trump, I would argue that drug use was encouraged.

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  6. If I were Trump I would promise to nominate Rodman on the condition that he wear a wedding dress to his swearing in ceremony.

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    1. Who do you think would make a great ambassador to North Korea, a country that Matt Stone and Trey Parker discovered they could not actually parody when they made "Team America: World Police?"

      Plus the NeverTrumpers would have seven layers of fits. At least.

      -Mikey NTH

      -Mikey NTH

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  8. Dennis Rodman was a great basketball player, but I'm 100% positive he's an undocumented alien from Alpha Centauri. I mean, just LOOK at him. Can there be there any doubt? I thought Trump would have issues with that.

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  9. When he played ball, Rodman was insane in a sane way. He knew exactly what he was doing. His opponents had to worry about the athlete Rodman and the insane Rodman. Advantage Rodman. The art of the deal basketball style.

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  10. We could do way worse, and have:

    --Wendy Sherman, a special adviser to President Clinton on North Korea, accompanied then-Secretary of State Madeleine Albright to Pyongyang in 2001, and met Kim along with Swedish Prime Minister Goran Persson.

    "We shared similar impressions of meeting him. He was smart and a quick problem-solver," Sherman says. "He is also witty and humorous. Our overall impression was very different from the way he was known to the outside world."--

    https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2014/10/meet_wendy_sherman_architect_of_appeasement_disasters_in_nuclear_negotiations_with_north_korea_and_iran.html

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    1. Ah, Madeline Allbright the only person who Yasser Arafat could look down upon...

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