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Thursday, March 22, 2018

Why Creepy Uncle Joe attacked Trump

As Creepy Uncle Joe Biden seeks the presidency for a third time in 30 years, he has a problem.

He's Creepy Uncle Joe. He touches little girls. He cannot keep his hands off them.

Which is why Creepy Uncle Joe dragged out from yesteryear what Trump said to Billy Bush.



When Daddy Christopher Coons was sworn in as a senator, Creepy Uncle Joe couldn't keep his hands off the daughter.

Creepy Uncle Joe has a problem, and liberals know it.

Jessica Roy of New York magazine wrote about it on February 17, 2015, in a photo essay called, "9 Times Joe Biden Creepily Whispered in Women’s Ears."

Calling the young daughter of Senator Coons a woman was a bit of a stretch (her encounter was included) but the magazine was being nice as it ran Hillary's opposition research to make sure Biden stayed on the porch.

Now as Creepy Uncle Joe tries to run with the big dogs, he has to deal with his touchy-feely vice presidency.

His polling obviously confirms this is a problem because he attacked Trump.

The Washington Post reported on his speech at the University of Miami, in which Biden said, "A guy who ended up becoming our national leader said, I can grab a woman anywhere and she likes it. They asked me if I'd like to debate this gentleman, and I said no. I said if we were in high school, I'd take him behind the gym and beat the hell out of him."

Creepy Uncle Joe Biden, defender of the honor of women. Maybe that is what he whispers in their ears.

Girls too.

Seems like an easy choice. A guy you cannot leave alone with your porn star versus the guy you cannot leave alone with your 10-year-old.

Biden is a lost cause. Democrats are not touching Creepy Uncle Joe with a 10-foot pole because that's how far back they have to keep their little girls from him.

16 comments:

  1. Creepy Uncle Joe also like older ladies, too.

    I'd love to know how many times he was taken out behind the gym and had the hell beaten out of him by guys who didn't like him grabbing their girls.

    Not to mention the girls who didn't wait for their guys to smack him.

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  2. Reading about PDJT’s athletic ability in high school, I think that creepy uncle Joe would have had his ass handed to him.

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    1. This a sshole is nothing but a talker. I'm on to you PLUGS!!

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    2. Mohammed Ali, sans, the balls!

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    3. On a silver platter, Schlongy. No question.

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  3. I just read PDJT’s response to creepy Joe -

    “Crazy Joe Biden is trying to act like a tough guy. Actually, he is weak, both mentally and physically, and yet he threatens me, for the second time, with physical assault. He doesn’t know me, but he would go down fast and hard, crying all the way. Don’t threaten people Joe!”

    Gotta love a man who responds to his detractors this way.

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  4. Tired, worn out, irrelevant Uncle Joe is quickly slip-sliding into dementia. As kids of my generation, and Joe's, used to say, "Put an egg in your shoe and beat it!"

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  5. Hey Joe, do you measure up?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkTV2--PcDI

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  6. In high school Don Trump stood 6-2 and lettered in multiple sports. Joe Biden got first prize for most disgusting nerd.

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  7. Joe was on the nude swimming team.

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  8. Must need a distraction from Dear Orange Leader's shenanigans again.

    "The Failing New York Times purposely wrote a false story stating that I am unhappy with my legal team on the Russia case and am going to add another lawyer to help out. Wrong. I am VERY happy with my lawyers, John Dowd, Ty Cobb and Jay Sekulow. They are doing a great job and have shown conclusively that there was no Collusion with Russia."

    ....Which is why I'm replacing my legal team......too funny.

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    1. He didn't replace anyone. He brought di Genova on. One left by his own choice, not Trump's. I guess you're a doofus professionally, based on what you post here.

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  9. Japanese girls aren't safe from Uncle Joe either, https://imgur.com/gallery/LRLm2

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  10. Don Surber knocks it out of the park again. ACP

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