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Thursday, February 08, 2018

Illegal aliens threaten to leave if Congress doesn't pass a DACA law

Those ingrates in Congress had better behave -- or Alex and Daniela Velez are going to leave the United States.



Folks, I hope it does not get any loonier than this.

People who should not be in the country are threatening to leave if we don't let them stay in the country.

As threats go, that is like being banned from Iran.

Oh, how will America fill its need for entitled, self-righteous twentysomethings.

Thank goodness the Kennedy Clan keeps procreating.

"Alex and Daniela Velez have come to peace with the difficult choice they will need to make if Congress doesn't reach a deal for those covered by the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals program by its March 5 deadline: They will leave the country," CNN reported.

Daniela told the network, "Alex and I are both over this. If DACA ends, I will leave with Alex. I will close my business, leave work and school."

I would say this is taking your ball and going home, except neither Velez owns the ball.

"I will leave. I will leave America as soon as possible," Daniela said. "I want to be able to leave on my terms. I'm not going to be waiting for anyone to come for me."

The story goes on and on about her hurt feelings -- "In all honesty, it is scary to think about leaving. My mom cried for the first time since we talked about our situation. She's a positive person and is hoping that something good will happen for us" -- without bother trying to balance the story.

They have dual Ecuadoran and Venezuelan citizenship. That sort of undermines the narrative that they were brought here as babies and know no other home.

This is not journalism. It is an advertisement for open borders.

I trust there will be no deal.

I also think the Velez family will still be here a year from now.

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32 comments:

  1. Promises, Promises. The idea of losing illegal aliens would just break my heart (not).
    The DNC will panic because there goes their voter base.

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    1. Is this like worthless liberals going to leave if Trump is elected only to dig in their heels and stay or is this a serious promise. If so I urge all of them to leave before we get around to deporting your worthless entitled useless as*es.

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  2. "You can't fire me, I quit."
    Ok, as long as you clear out your desk and don't slam the door on your way out.

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  3. Don,did you read some of their other crap stories,all on their CNNmoney page,which lead to other sites on CNN.They are the Enquirer.We should take up a collection to buy them a bus ticket.Dennis

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  4. "As threats go, that is like being banned from Iran."

    Clearly a risky quotation to read when keyboards are within spitting distance of fluid filled mouths.

    Yes; I double dog dare them to act.

    What's completely missing today is that Pelosi was sacrificed at the Senate alter in Schumer's "Night of the Long Knives." She is done, and she knew it before deciding to abandon western civility (excluding France and Canada) and urinate in her Depends. She said goodbye on her hill yesterday, and MAGA moves ahead.

    As far as I can reckon, there is now one less sharp rock on shore to break the oak timbers.

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    1. I need brain bleach after reading your fourth paragraph. Nancy Pelosi's nether regions should never be written about without trigger warnings!
      ---Fred

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    2. FUCK YOU. Nancy has tried to finger all of our nether regions for years. Now it is our turn MOFO.

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  5. DLTDHYOYWO. -- BJ54

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  6. Dear illegals;

    Please contact me; I have $50 for bus tickets for you.

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    1. And don't let the door hit you in the ass your way out. Nice post, David.

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  7. Nancy stood for eight hours for foreigners yesterday. Wouldn't raise a finger for Americans during SOTU.

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  8. Good thing they have both Ecuadoran and Venezuelan citizenship, because we KNOW what a hellhole Venezuela is.

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    1. With all due respect, and taking into consideration their toilet paper shortage, Venezuela qualifies as a $hithole.

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    1. Any illegal woman of 18 years old who wants to stay and needs protection, just contact me here.
      csunstei@midway.uchicago.edu
      I will help you.

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  10. "Well, I'll be... so that's what stupid looks like."
    JimNorCal

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  11. That threat is as believable as Amy Schumer, Chelsea Handler et al threatening to leave the country if Trump was elected. Alas as that didnt come to pass, neither will this.

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  12. Just slip out the back, Jack, make a new plan, Stan
    Don't need to be coy, Roy, just listen to me
    Hop on the bus, Gus, don't need to discuss much
    Just drop off the key, Lee, and get yourself free.

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    1. Goodbyee!

      https://youtu.be/e8aCnmBVtQ4?t=1m24s

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  13. Don't throw us in that briar patch!

    It's tempting to offer them a ride to the border, but they'd probably kill you and take the car.

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  14. Don't let the door hit you where the Good Lord split you.

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  15. As threats go, that’s kinda like threatening to sit in a locked room if one doesn’t make bail.

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  16. Chester Eddington IIIFebruary 8, 2018 at 1:46 PM

    why not give them a helicopter ride back to their home shithole?

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  17. This is just about as likely to happen as was the celebrities who said they were leaving when Trump was elected...that is to say...zero chance.

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  18. Dual Ecuadoran and Venezuelan citizenship? Hmm, wonder which they will pick? ;-)

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  19. Dreamers want FREE citizenship, this is why we read about someone who has been here for thirty years, has a business and still gets kicked out. There are Lawyers and Firms who specialize in making Illegals Legal. Some folks keep hoping for Gubmint to pay for their good deals...

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    1. So why didn't they get their papers? Simple as that. I was married to a Mexican wetback. She got her papers. why didn't these fucking "dreamers"? FUCK THEM

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  20. No way Democrats are going to let their future VOTERS leave the country. If illegal Aliens leave here then Democrats are doomed, we can only pray they leave.

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    1. Qualify the vote. Only land owners, people who pay property tax can vote then. There can be other QUALIFIERS figure them out, make them work. No more fixed elections. Or we could just have the next war for STATES and kill all of the commies.

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  21. Dual Ecuadoran and Venezuelan citizenship? Gee, how do you choose...

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