Thursday, June 08, 2017

Tweeting on Saint Comey Day

Twitter was ablaze with Comey today. We needed some Russian hookers to put the fire out. Instead, I did this.


1.
The Dinosaur raises his head one last time and roars before succumbing to the tarpit of obsolescence.




2.
Special prosecutor time. Subpoena the waitress. When did the president tip, and  how much did he tip her?




3.
Forgotten wars are just as horrible as the remembered ones.




4.
Two years after he entered the race, the media slowly catches on.




5.
Looks like he needed 325 horsepower to move that thing.




6.
Whereas Theresa May poses a more vague and tardy one.




7.
Not to mention losing that paycheck and health insurance.





8.
Since he leaked the memos to them, it was stenography. Journalism requires telling both sides of the story.




9.
If it weren't for one side, journalism would have no side at all.




10.
The real story. Ignored.




11.
Wonder what name Muslims will give it when it becomes a mosque.




12.
Lying must pay better than telling the truth given how many people refuse to do the latter.




13.
Follow the money.




14.
OK, now I want to be a trooper.



15.
But impeach Trump anyway.




16.
However, it kept her from going to prison, right?




17.
Government workers put in fewer hours than I do, and I am retired.




18.
Be careful of what you wish, Democrats.





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5 comments:

  1. #11: Wonder if it's going to be standing at all.

    #18: And yet he apparently had absolutely no problem with obstruction of justice from a Democrat. What I find *really* curious though, is the fact Comey only started creating memos when the Trump administration took the reins.

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  2. 4: I'm still not sure the media are smart enough to have figured this out.
    5: Cooooool
    6: You nailed it!
    9: See #6.
    10: Ignored, because Obama.
    18: Media will ignore this.

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  3. #11. "Wonder what name Muslims will give it when it becomes a mosque"

    You already know the answer, Don: Blue Mosque II

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  4. 14. Does it come in a ragtop model?

    16. So far.

    18. It doesn't matter when Democrats do it.

    - Elric

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  5. 5 - fantastic. Was that a man, woman or cisgentranx? And what the hell is wrong with St. Louis?

    17 - illegals drink for free

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