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Monday, June 05, 2017

Naming Hillary's next book, and other tweets not sent

I still tweet but I am cutting back. Here are tweets I share only with my friends here.

And a rerun of "60 Minutes" drew more viewers.

Not in today's America. Singing that song could cost you your job and your Facebook account.

Hey, Kool Aid!


North Carolina State changes its team name from the Wolfpack to the Lone Wolfs.

So tough she has a "Try Treading On Me" flag.

Instead use the ones in Westminster, Manchester, or any of these 200 or so attacks.

From May 26, not June 4.

If they are not going to fight back, I may as well become a British florist, and make some money.

If he had a gun in his hand, he could run the other way.

Because you are a publicity seeking attention whore capitalizing on a tragedy.

(Looks to sky. Sees no horses. Nothing but blue.)

Why do you lie, CNN?

Funny how those computer models keep failing. Have you tried a reboot lately?

To be fair, she only sold Impeach-Mint ice cream.

Columbo lives, eh, ace?

Justin Bieber stops the potential civil war between Newfoundland and Labrador.

From "Trump the Press," Surber's Postulation: Everyone who starts a feud with Donald Trump winds up like Rosie O'Donnell.

Reports will have to be factual? That's so unfair.

Let's see 3.78541 liters per gallon times $1.069, adjust for exchange rate, and it is $3.07 a gallon.

Go Mart is $2.199 in Poca.

Poca Dots have as much chance at the Stanley Cup as the Maple Leafs this year.

Oh, and fight over-population.

On November 8, 2016, the American people said, "Trump the Establishment!"

Now read the book that explains how and why the press missed this historic election.

It is available on Kindle, and in paperback.

And then read the original, "Trump the Press," which chronicled and mocked how the media missed Trump's nomination.

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  1. #19 stop publishing your stupid magazine.

  2. #4: "LOST in America".
    #6: NOT RECOMMENDED for a guy.
    #13: Guy needs to be drummed out of ANTIFA.
    #14: Making jokes about the media, ha ha!
    #16: Couldn't happen to nicer guys!
    #17: Sure hope so!

  3. 11. They've now resorted to cruising the Church Channel in the green room for pick up lines.

    18. I'm driving the water tanker up to Poca and filling up. A little change in the rear/side placard and we're all good.

  4. Nice batch. Winners all.

    And while not responding to twitter, you are smartly commenting on articles!!

    1. Propaganda followed by comments that are better than the article.

  5. 1. Fake but accurate beats just plain fake?
    4. What pain? Can't remember what lies she told to whom? Title it " The Trump Train hurt as bad as Dorothy's House."
    5. Shouldn't that be an islamic school?
    9. If it wasn't emasculated it could run the other way.
    11. Beheadings do seem to be the norm for Christians in certain regions. We also have a bunch of super genius professors who are made fools.
    5.If they have mooslime schools, what do they teach?
    16. A fay ugly self hating lesbian?
    5. Besides bomb making?
    17. I hope the Mouse gets his pelt picked clean.

  6. Feisty Floridian is the Bond Gal for the 21st Century.

    Not so much "Pussy Galore" as "Pussy Ka-Boom!"

    1. Yes, Dave, and we definitely need a caption contest for that one.

      Happiness Is A Warm Gun
      Feisty's Got A Gun (a little Aerosmith for ya)
      Is That A Gun In Your Crotch, Or Are You Just Unhappy To See ISIS?
      Cross Hairs Aligned, Sir!
      London Calling

  7. Hillary is evil; Fake News; Trump is Great. Rinse, Lather, Repeat