Tuesday, May 23, 2017

Woman's testicles

The media has gone full-blown insane. With a nod to Taki's Magazine, I offer the dopiest phrase now en vogue among the journalists with BA's and master's degrees and the like:

Woman's testicles

I know that some readers raised (or even living on) a farm right now are laughing, and a few may be cursing me in between Ha-Ha's for not issuing Spit Take Warnings, but it is true.

Our intellectual and moral superiors in the Fourth Estate, who fancy themselves as speaking Truth to Power, cower to a few men in dresses and call their man junk "woman's testicles" in order to appear fair and impartial.

Thus these headlines appeared when police arrested and accused James Lowell Pennington, 57, of castrating a transgendered man.

From the Associated Press: "Man removes transgender woman’s testicles in apartment: police."

From Tribune Media Services: "Denver man arrested after removing transgender woman’s testicles."

From Gannett News Services: "Man accused of removing a transgender woman's testicles."

Now then, here is the kicker: the man in the dress had his testicles removed voluntarily.

I thought it was a case of a man at a bar doing a GTP (as Trump told Billy Bush in 2005), getting the surprise of his life, and then pulling them off.

But [name redacted by police] wanted Pennington to turn him into a eunuch, as we used to call a man who had his "woman's testicles" removed.

"Police called Pennington after the victim was taken to an area hospital. He has since been arrested and is being held without bond," Gannett reported on May 19.

"Detectives say the surgical kit contained a scalpel, lidocaine, medical dressings, and other medical equipment.

"The victim’s wife was with her during what was described in court paperwork as a 90-minute-long procedure. Pennington then told the couple to call 911 if complications developed. The victim’s wife told police that after changing the dressing, a large amount of blood poured out of the wound so she called 911. Responding paramedics called police."

Police said Pennington used an Army surgical kit. The report did not state if, as George R.R. Martin put it, Pennington removed the pillar as well as the stones.

How much easier it was to transition in 1972, when Lou Reed sang:
Holly came from Miami F.L.A.
Hitch-hiked her way across the U.S.A.
Plucked her eyebrows on the way
Shaved her legs and then he was a she
She said, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side,
Said, hey honey, take a walk on the wild side.
That was from his album, "Transformer."

No muss. No fuss. Just a little Nair and an eyebrow plucker. And if you change your mind, your hair grows back.

Not so with pillar and stones.

But now, posthumously, Reed has received condemnation his for transphobia.

"It’s come to our attention that the playlist we had on during bus pass distribution on Thursday contained a song with transphobic lyrics (Lou Reed, 'Take a Walk on the Wild Side')," the Guelph Central Student Association, a group at the University of Guelph in Ontario, Canada, said on Facebook in issuing an apology on May 17.

"The playlist was compiled by one of the executives with the intent of feeling like a road trip from the '70s and '80s. The song was included solely on those terms and made in ignorance as the person making the list did not know or understand the lyrics.

"We now know the lyrics to this song are hurtful to our friends in the trans community and we’d like to unreservedly apologize for this error in judgment."

How odd that the left now finds itself condemning rock and roll as a bad influence upon today's youth, much like the preachers did in the 1950s. Perhaps this reflects a fear to one's power over the minds of man.

Reed's song reminds me of Hank Thompson's hit song in 1952, "The Wild Side of Life," in which he sang of a cheating wife, "I didn't know God made honky tonk angels."

In her answer song, "Honky Tonk Angels," Kitty Wells sang:
It wasn't God who made honky tonk angels
As you said in the words of your song
Too many times married men
Think they're still single
That has caused many a good girl to go wrong
No matter how much the press insists otherwise, it wasn't God who made transgendered women.

And most certainly, God did not make those "woman's testicles" the press insist exist.




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11 comments:

  1. Shoot, Dolly Parton could've turned him from a rooster to a hen with one shot.

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  2. Lou Reed, transphobic? What was that guy smokin'? Sure didn't sound that way to me.

    Also, how and where does Taki's Magazine come into this discussion?

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    1. It was a small item in the latest The Week That Perished.

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  3. Whenever the "News" starts to bum me out, I turn to the snarkmasters at TakiMag to cheer me up; a perfect antidote.
    I had to bite my tongue the other day not to butt into an overheard conversation about those "poor transgender people". I so wanted to ask "What is it about XY and XX chromosomes don't you understand?" I can have complete sympathy for the mentally ill, but no amount of surgery, hormone therapy, makeup and clothes can change the fact that every cell in Bruce Jenner's body has a Y chromosome.

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  4. Maybe the "surgeon" was going to take the discarded parts and then perform an add-a-dick-to-me to the victims wife.

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  5. For 750 million years, life forms more evolved than amoeba have done it bisexually. Humans have instinctively known the difference between boys and girls for how many millions of years? Only so called 'Progressives' are so degenerate to not (or pretend to not) know this.

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  6. An eminent Psychiatrist who studied and treated them as patients in the 1970s said they believed they were superior beings to both men and women because they were women with a penis. The guy may have lost his balls but I'm sure he kept his member

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    1. When doing the disfiguration they take the penis, remove the contents and then invert it to make a fake vagina.

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    2. Thanks Jeremy for info that I could've done without!

      "Girls will be boys
      And boys will be girls
      It's a mixed up, mungled up, shook up world
      'Cept for Lola"

      More tranny triggering!

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  7. When he did transformers Lou Reed was openly homosexual. For at least a short part of that he was a tranny. He was mortar and sand short of a brick... Forget the load.

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  8. Once you accept the absurdity that your gender is whatever you want it to be, you have to accept that women have testicles, too.

    It's the "Emperor Has No Clothes" syndrome writ large.

    Our intellectual betters are sucked deeper and deeper into sheer absurdity while pretending to be more enlightened than the rest of us.

    So go ahead, journalists! Continue making total asses of yourselves. We're laughing at you and shaking our heads.


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