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Monday, May 22, 2017


Tweets I did not send.

This is easier to do than the scoreboard, by the way.

The swamp drain just grew an inch in diameter.

This is why you never hire a Democrat.

Of course he liked it. It's a wall. Duh.

No more wildfires! Thank you, carbon dioxide, nature's gift to mankind.

In other words, fix all those things they broke when they had the White House.

Yes, Washington Post columnists are the final arbiters of patriotism.

About 10 years too late, pal. It went Marxist under Chávez. This is only its inevitable collapse.

Better stock up on toilet paper and baby diapers, New York.

Yes, and go back to scapegoating Jews as dictators have done since before Christ.

If it weren't for Fake News, they'd have no news at all.

I hate when Never Trump means never class.

Humor, the Des Moines Way.

I'm a little surprised the wall didn't just open and let her pass through.

"This bed goes back to Louis the 14th."
"That's nuthin'. We had a bed that went back to Sears Roebuck the 3rd."
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

Hey, he heard you had a wall. Had to check it out.

Media everywhere has the pulse of the people.

Move over, Kessler. The Kardiac Kid is back in town.

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  1. Hits of the day, right here!

    (That first one, with hits spelled differently, well,it got attention.)

  2. Bernie Kosar was just good enough to break your heart.


  3. Do miss the scorecard but love these.

    As a volunteer fire fighter in a rural area within a national forest, I WISH wildfires were down but you can't fix stupid.

  4. In Re Wildfires:

    I wonder if the drop is due to better forest management. I am from Michigan and I can tell you that the old style lumbering left a lot of brush and slash on the ground that fueled wildfires so bad ships on the lakes were in hazard - lack of visibility because of the smoke.

    The Peshtigo Fire.

    -Mikey NTH

  5. Two Iowahawks and a Three Stooges. What a roundup! - Elric