Sunday, April 02, 2017

How to create a liberal mind

I saw this on Reddit the Donald and laughed.

The story comes from 18 months ago, but the point is very valid -- and more timely today as liberals continue to throw their temper tantrums, just like Hillary threw White House ashtrays and lamps back in the 1990s.
What a hoot.

The secret is revealed that the way to become a liberal is to shut off parts of your brain.

Conservatives use the whole brain.

Liberals do not.

From the Independent on October 15, 2015:
A joint team of American and British scientists have discovered that powerful magnetic pulses to the brain can temporarily change people's feelings on a variety of subjects -- from their belief in God, to their attitude to immigration.
The study, published in the journal Social Cognitive and Affective Neuroscience, saw scientists use a metal coil to create strong magnetic fields around certain parts of the brain.
The non-invasive practice is called trancranial magnetic stimulation, and has can be used to treat depression.
However, researchers have now found that by targeting the part of the brain that deals with threats, they can temporarily change people's beliefs and views.
Hmm. I thought this disabling mechanism was called "college," a mechanism that shuts down the brain's centers for logic, reason, and scientific curiosity.

You stop to think about it, college is the left's greatest trick. Not only do they indoctrinate people, but they indebt them people for life with student loans.

The story said:
Amongst those who received the strong magnetic dose, 32.8 per cent fewer had decreased beliefs in God, angels and heaven compared to the control group who received no dose.
And 25.8 per cent more of those who had received TMS had a more positive response to the immigrant who had written a negative letter about their country.
In other words, those given the magnetic treatment were found to have decreased beliefs in God and more positive views towards immigrants.
The devil receives on government grants.

So there you have it, if you want to become a liberal, just shut down parts of your brain. You can use magnets, college, or drugs.



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12 comments:

  1. Does it always weaken faith in the Theory of Gravity? Here's the elevator to the top of the Empire State Building, Leftards.

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  2. Yet magnetic lobotomy doesn't weaken faith in climate change. So it's not something that perception picks up, huh? Just a big ol' pork barrel, huh?

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  3. "You stop to think about it, college is the left's greatest trick. Not only do they indoctrinate people, but they indebt them people for life with student loans."

    AND they teach that YOU, the person who disagrees with the monolithic college masses, are not thinking for yourself. They teach that YOU are the bigot because, you know, it's so EASY to uphold conservative principles in the loving hot house of Leftism.

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  4. Tinfoil helmets have been in use for years......

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  5. Russian Spy Ship Captain Russell G.April 2, 2017 at 4:47 PM

    Almost a proximal pass at Kaiser Sosa's greatest line:

    "You stop to think about it, college is the left's greatest trick. Not only do they indoctrinate people, but they indebt them people for life with student loans."

    Pretty much the first step when you ask about courses at an "academic institution" BEFORE you see a counselor--financial aid office.

    (BTW friends: After the years and years of wasted NSF/NIH/DoD funds they've never shown that electromagnetic radiation does anything when it's blased next to yer head at up to heat-inducing power. That "magnetic" stuff is a bit different from what nerve cells use in signalling and neurosecretory activity, which is "electrochemical" in nature. On the other hand we do have a lot of data which points to the fact that career smartphone users are severely to profoundly retarded. So, correlations may prove causation under certain situations)

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  6. The Devil receives? Or Deceives?

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  7. "But now faith, hope, love, abide these three; but the greatest of these is love."

    What a strange world these Leftists live in, to claim that any of these three spark their threat perception lobe.

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  8. The leftists don't use much of their brains when regurgitating Marx and idiocy.

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  9. Tracks with what I remember of people who had been treated with prefrontal lobotomies when I was a little kid.

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  10. Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Does Leftie Liberalism damage the brain or does brain damage cause Leftie Liberalism? - Elric

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    1. Well, if you were to order scrambled eggs and roast chicken, I'd expect the eggs to come first.

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  11. Madame Pelosi made sure: she used magnets, college, and drugs.

    She was so successful that there's no discernable trace of brain activity at all, and she's been at the top of Democrat politicians for a long, long time!

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