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Friday, April 07, 2017

Hillary's hilarious excuses

The "30 by 30" documentary, "Believeland," documented 50 years of Cleveland not winning a championship in any sport -- a record for futility.

In the show, ESPN asked former Cleveland Indians manager Mike Hargrove how long it took him to get over losing the 1997 World Series in extra innings in Game 7 after being two outs away from winning it all.

I'll let you know when I do, he replied.



That joke reminds me of Hillary.

She blew the biggest lead in history -- even bigger than Atlanta in the Super Bowl.

The media was behind her. She raised twice as much money as her opponent. Her unfavorables were 9 points below his. All the polls showed she was ahead.

And yet 6 months later, there he is in the White House -- and there she is on NBC blaming others for her own ineptness. Her excuses are predictable.

It was the Russians. "A foreign power meddled with our election, [it was] an act of aggression."

Yes, and she would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for the meddling Russians -- who paid her off -- technically paid her foundation of -- to get partial control of 20% of the nation's uranium supply.

It was Comey. "I didn't fully understand how impactful that was and so it created doubts in people, but then the Comey letter coming as it did — just 10 days before the election — really raised questions in a lot of people."

And yet, her own campaign manager said Comey's letter had no impact.

It was Wikileaks, or as NBC portrayed it "stolen emails from the personal account of then-Clinton campaign chairman John Podesta."

It was misogyny, because 53% of the white women in America are misogynists.

It was "devastating."

Remember, Hillary became the first losing presidential nominee not to take her lumps on election night. She refused to comfort her own people with a concession speech, delaying it 10 hours so she could think of some sort of excuse.

Last November, the Cleveland Indians were in the World Series for the first time since 1997.

They lost in extra innings in Game Seven -- again.

Manager Tito Francona's response?
“You know, we ask our players to play the game with respect and to leave it on the field. That was it, they gave everything they had. And I kind of talked about it before the game, what an honor it was, but it really is. To go through that with this group and these people, it was an honor.”
He did not make excuses.

He did not blame the Russians.

And he did not say the Chicago Cubs are not my world champions, because they are.




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11 comments:

  1. Yeah, I was surprised she didn't also offer up:

    Well, the moon wasn't in seventh house
    And Jupiter wasn't lying with Mars

    Gobbledygook.

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    1. The moon was in the dog house, and it was Zeus trading lies with Mars at the bar.
      Or so I'm told. I wasn't there. Never
      been near that place.

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  2. What a pity party! Hillary must not have any mirrors in her house (probably for several good reasons) because she is blaming everyone but herself. It's just so unfair. It was HER TURN!

    HA HA HA HA HA! Suck it up, Buttercup!

    - Elric

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  3. Nice! Until they begin to understand us, we are in control. They thought Barry was a sea change when he was merely rejection of crony conservatism aka the RINOs.

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  4. Word had it that she was blind drunk election night, trashing the hotel suite and throwing things at underlings. That's why she couldn't make a concession speech, she was talking to the floor and/or sedated after another seizure.

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  5. People don't dislike you because you're (gay,female, black, Jewish, Irish...). They dislike you because you're an asshole.

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  6. The fall back is always identity. Too bad it's wearing out.

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  7. Oh, fer shure, it was the Russians helping out their stooge. The steely-eyed missileman one that just blew the nuts off the Russians' Syrian clients.

    And who the hell says "impactful"? Sounds like something a vet would say about a pooch's blocked anal glands.

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  8. Looking at her neck in that photo, you can see why she's crying.

    The Donald's got a stake in a game of horseshoes, and her name's Hillary.

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  9. Misogyny? So the philandering and sexual harassments of her husband finally caught up with her? Didn't ya love the Dimocrats trying to label Trump as a misogynist when Crooked Cankles husband was far far worse than Trump could ever be? And Trump threw it in their faces. Trump talked about grabbing it, BJ actually did grab it. Hypocrisy thy name is Dimocrat. GOC

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  10. "Remember, Hillary became the first losing presidential nominee not to take her lumps on election night. She refused to comfort her own people with a concession speech, delaying it 10 hours so she could think of some sort of excuse."

    The MSM has completely given hillary a pass on this: let alone the credible reports by a CNN reporter and a Secret Service agent that she was drunk, throwing objects in a violent fit where she physically attacked Mook and Podesta and had to be restrained and sedated: even the lesser charges that she was "too distraught" to give the speech doesn't speak well for the feminists who repeatedly told us women are just as able, physically, mentally and emotionally to be POTUS as a man. The first woman candidate of a major party can't even get it together to stand up to her loss? How would she handle a major act of war or terrorist attack? Her supreme selfishness has damaged the cause of woman for POTUS in the future, at least for leftist women. Typical Clinton move, damage the party due to your own selfish interests.

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