Saturday, January 14, 2017

Trump's inauguration speech

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  1. Hahaha, Big D! No, I think DJT will give one of the shortest speeches in Inauguration history. It will go something like this:

    My fellow Americans, we have work to do. We're going to kick ass and not even bother taking names because that would take too much time. God bless the United States of America. We got this. Thank you.

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    1. Left off "We're going to make American Great again."

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  2. This train is about to leave the station. get on board or get out of the way. - Elric

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    1. Perhaps in rhyme?

      The Left stood athwart the railroad track,
      They heard the whistle squeal;
      The engineer got slowly down,
      And scraped 'em off the wheel.

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    2. Beau-tee-ful, Dave! Brought a tear to my eye, that did!

      (Tear because the poetry was beautiful, not the Left getting scraped off. Just in case there was any doubt.)

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  3. I'm waiting for my TrumpPhone and the free gas DJT will give me.

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